Missionary tries to convert remote island tribe & gets turned into human pincushion.

11-21-2018, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted By digitalchi⏩

"Demographics. North Sentinel Island is inhabited by a group of indigenous people, the Sentinelese. Their population is estimated at between 50 and 400 individuals. They reject any contact with other people, and are among the last people to remain virtually untouched by modern civilization"

lol all we need is 200 Miscers with 9mm and we could take over the island in 2 days

The island belongs to India, so won’t you have to face Indian forces as well

11-21-2018, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩

if he wanted to visit an island of ethnic minorities with a lot of inbreeding, he should have gone to the UK

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11-21-2018, 01:56 PM

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11-21-2018, 02:00 PM

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They might’ve been on to something

11-21-2018, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted By 128⏩

They might’ve been on to something

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11-21-2018, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted By Schnitzl⏩

Can't go to an island full of anti-vaxxersand start spreading your diseases

lost it at anti vaxxers

technically its true lol

11-21-2018, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted By 128⏩

The island belongs to India, so won’t you have to face Indian forces as well

found that out after doing some research but yes you would. Probably why no one has invaded it yet

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11-21-2018, 02:11 PM

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11-21-2018, 02:16 PM

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should start a sentinelese challenge. finish job the tidepods couldnt

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11-21-2018, 02:26 PM

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I bet he thought god would save him. Little did he know that god was too busy helping whatever sports team win against another sports team.

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11-21-2018, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted By digitalchi⏩

"Demographics. North Sentinel Island is inhabited by a group of indigenous people, the Sentinelese. Their population is estimated at between 50 and 400 individuals. They reject any contact with other people, and are among the last people to remain virtually untouched by modern civilization"

lol all we need is 200 Miscers with 9mm and we could take over the island in 2 days

200 Miscers with 9mm on an island sounds like a recipe for death.

11-21-2018, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted By omnip0tent⏩

I'm sure 5 miscers with light kevlar armor and AR-15's could extinct the whole island chain in a week's time.

Why bother? Shoot one and the rest will revere you as god allowing to subjugate them.

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11-21-2018, 02:37 PM

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Good. ****ing idiot. It's an absolutely crazy and incredibly beautiful thing to still have a lump of humans living wild on a tiny island in the middle of the sea. I love seeing humans as animals. Really ****s on the grand illusion some of us have.

11-21-2018, 02:41 PM

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Feel like rocking up there in full plate mail armour and becoming their god.

11-21-2018, 02:43 PM

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How do I send this to the Sentinelese? Do they have an Instagram?

Oh.

Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.

11-21-2018, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩

I bet he thought god would save him. Little did he know that god was too busy helping whatever sports team win against another sports team.

lmfao

11-21-2018, 02:49 PM

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was he gonna teach them english too?

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11-21-2018, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted By Bar182⏩

Feel like rocking up there in full plate mail armour and becoming their god.

good luck with that

11-21-2018, 02:55 PM

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11-21-2018, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩

lost it at anti vaxxers

technically its true lol

Would they be considered vaxcels?

11-21-2018, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted By EoR⏩

They were probably: "Nope. We have our own God".

To be fair, they may be savages but the fact they can create fire, craft weapons, construct sound shelters already makes them smarter than half the people I see on the streets.

Give the savages some credit.. hopefully they’re not primitive enough to still believe in a god.

11-21-2018, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted By Peter

Would they be considered vaxcels?

yeah lol

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11-21-2018, 03:31 PM

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Off of Reddit in regards to the Sentinelese...LMAO

"Do you know what would make an awesome but ****ed up reality show? Capture one of these Sentinelese people and fly them to America but keep them in a box the entire time. Set the box in the middle of Times Square and then just open it and record what happens. **** would be hilarious."

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11-21-2018, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted By ppself⏩

I don't get it.

These people can protect their borders with murder but civilized countries cannot?

spot on

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lol. since you have a bible verse in your sig, you may want to read up on what it says about immigration.

heaven has a wall and a strickt immigration policy. hell has not

Originally Posted By soaponarope1⏩

This is clearly self defense and protection of property.

Not only are they very vulnerable to disease, making this guy a walking plague bearer, but letting one visitor come effectively ends their entire way of life. Plus, it is their island.

Imagine living on a tropical island as a hunter gatherer without a care in the world because no other tribes even exist to challenge you. I wouldn't want poverty 2018 nerds bringing their iPhones and ****gy culture to my island either

why cant europe or the us protect their border than?

u intimidated brah?

11-21-2018, 03:37 PM

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Whenever I'm reminded that these people exist, my mind is completely blown. It'll be a sad time when they go extinct.. but for all we know, they will live to see us die.

11-21-2018, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted By MediocreGains⏩

There is a lot to that. Anthropological evidence shows that the our brains have actually decreased in size on average in the last several tens of thousands of years, which is similar to what happened to virtually all our domesticated animals. Of course, we have become very good at certain tasks like writing and pressing buttons on machines, similar to how a corgi is much better at doing tricks than a wolf, but throw the vast majority of people into a harsh wilderness environment with nothing but their wits... and they'll likely die within a few weeks, if not sooner.

mind blowing information there m8

11-21-2018, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted By OntheClockNE⏩

Off of Reddit in regards to the Sentinelese...LMAO

"Do you know what would make an awesome but ****ed up reality show? Capture one of these Sentinelese people and fly them to America but keep them in a box the entire time. Set the box in the middle of Times Square and then just open it and record what happens. **** would be hilarious."

Sort of related but there’s a documentary where they took villagers from Sudan and brought them to live in the US,

eventually they hated it and wanted to go back cause they didn’t understand why they had to wagecuck when they really wanted to spend time with their families

11-21-2018, 04:10 PM

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