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post 1571276011 01-15-2019, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted By Podunks⏩
How many kiddos have you raised OP?
none yet boyo, but it is a big goal. Did you watch the vid???

LMAO @ no kids crew

post 1571276061 01-15-2019, 05:42 PM
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Better off not. Short, bald, average or below face.
post 1571276121 01-15-2019, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Evil_D⏩
I have more cool toys than most people my age,
including a loyal wife.
Not going to itemise my other toys because I dont even know you.
ya you mad.
post 1571276151 01-15-2019, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted By fishnbrah⏩
with a cringeworthy youtube page
Not sure if serious.
Expect me to believe he bought humvees, ford raptors, quad bikes, from a Youtube video?
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post 1571276181 01-15-2019, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted By jesb7826⏩
Better off not. Short, bald, average or below face.
Don't say that boyo, I am sure you have a lot to offer. Lets not act like your life is pure suffering

why are the no kids crew so negative???

post 1571276251 01-15-2019, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Evil_D⏩
Not sure if serious.
Expect me to believe he bought humvees, ford raptors, quad bikes, from a Youtube video?
oh, and from what I can tell, a straight up mansion.
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post 1571276541 01-15-2019, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Josh1billion⏩
Find a decent woman yet, OP?
Yes, she broke my heart but that's life.

No point sulking around about it like a woman hating FA, will find a better match next time boyo!!!

post 1571276591 01-15-2019, 05:49 PM
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Last time I checked, you need to have sex in order to have kids.
Как сладок свободы кнут
Не только лишь все поймут.
post 1571276701 01-15-2019, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted By devopsengineer⏩
Last time I checked, you need to have sex in order to have kids.
Devops gonna devops lmao, if only you could automate your sex life



Don't give up brah, you prob aren't even trying

Just get a Linda with strong values
post 1571277641 01-15-2019, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Bracket199⏩
Reppin OP because I agree with him and almost question why someone doesn't want to have at least 1 kid.

Reppin OP because he's keeping with the Testi tradition of having the shialabeouf.gif

AMAZIN
They are Sociopaths or FAs



Will rep back boyo on r/c
post 1571278501 01-15-2019, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted By DirtyDon123⏩
Devops gonna devops lmao, if only you could automate your sex life



Don't give up brah, you prob aren't even trying

Just get a Linda with strong values
What will you do if you don’t find someone you’re willing to marry ? Just knock out the first sloot you meet just so you can say you planted your seed ?
post 1571278691 01-15-2019, 06:15 PM
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I agree with you OP. How old are you? Also, thought you were an atheist? Or do you just think Christian women make better wives?
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post 1571278721 01-15-2019, 06:16 PM
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I think OP is feelin' himself a bit too much tonight
Originally Posted By DPeezy13⏩
What will you do if you don’t find someone you’re willing to marry ? Just knock out the first sloot you meet just so you can say you planted your seed ?
If you can't join em, beat em... with a bat.... and then impregnate them... then watch vlogs about homesteading
post 1571278811 01-15-2019, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted By DPeezy13⏩
What will you do if you don’t find someone you’re willing to marry ? Just knock out the first sloot you meet just so you can say you planted your seed ?
LMAO @ even the idea of not being able to find someone to marry

ded

post 1571278941 01-15-2019, 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted By DPeezy13⏩
What will you do if you don’t find someone you’re willing to marry ? Just knock out the first sloot you meet just so you can say you planted your seed ?
If you aren't attracting multiple quality women who you'd trust to raise your kids it's probably best you just not pass on your genes.
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.

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post 1571279021 01-15-2019, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted By ScramFranklin⏩
I agree with you OP. How old are you? Also, thought you were an atheist? Or do you just think Christian women make better wives?
The atheist with Jesse Lee Peterson's AMAZIN' in his sig???

Yes they do brah, I agree with Christian morality so when women identify with it it's a great thing. Also when people have their morals shaped by culture and the media it's very flip flop and less stable.

@ Atheist women in 2019
post 1571279061 01-15-2019, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted By fishnbrah⏩
you mad you dont have nice toys?
lmao @ "toys"
Not mad, not jealous. Went skating with my son today, you'll never know those feels
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post 1571279281 01-15-2019, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Evil_D⏩
Not sure if serious.
Expect me to believe he bought humvees, ford raptors, quad bikes, from a Youtube video?
Yeah. he gets like a million views on each video. But he probably has a rich family too
post 1571279351 01-15-2019, 06:24 PM
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post 1571279401 01-15-2019, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted By naaboo⏩
Imagine plastering your kids all over the internet for views & money.
Imagine being the type of person (aside from middle-aged women) who actually watches that kind of sappy crap, and buying their "merch"... whatever kind of "merch" the goober in the video is peddling
post 1571279421 01-15-2019, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Frank
lmao @ "toys"
Not mad, not jealous. Went skating with my son today, you'll never know those feels
Caught a 40lb grouper on Friday, you’ll
Never know those feels
post 1571279441 01-15-2019, 06:26 PM
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How's that African kid you adopted coming along, Don?

I forget what you called him/her? Ezekiel or some chit?

Anyway, yeah... have kids.
post 1571279511 01-15-2019, 06:27 PM
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Told the old lady im having 6 kids with or without her compliance
post 1571279541 01-15-2019, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted By naaboo⏩
Imagine plastering your kids all over the internet for views & money.
Yeah did not watch the video.
post 1571279591 01-15-2019, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
How's that African kid you adopted coming along, Don?

I forget what you called him/her? Ezekiel or some chit?

Anyway, yeah... have kids.
He is great thanks! We planted some cotton for him in the back so he can learn the value of hard work

We settled on T'Challa which turned out great as he loves the movie, he can almost dunk now too (child size basket)

post 1571279611 01-15-2019, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Josh1billion⏩
Good call, glad you didn't turn to the dark side

LOL

OP definitely mad that he had to make a thread about the no kids crew being mad first to make it seem like he's not mad for having kids LOL

Reverse psychology doesn't work here bud.

post 1571279621 01-15-2019, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted By DirtyDon123⏩
The atheist with Jesse Lee Peterson's AMAZIN' in his sig???

Yes they do brah, I agree with Christian morality so when women identify with it it's a great thing. Also when people have their morals shaped by culture and the media it's very flip flop and less stable.

@ Atheist women in 2019
I agree
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post 1571279631 01-15-2019, 06:28 PM
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having a family goes back to one main thing..... $$$$$$$ ... if you dont have enough money to provide your child with a Tier 1 life its not worth making a family... sh!t will stack up and whatever honey moon phase you passed through in the first year or two will dwindle down to absolute feces
Cherish your life. Live to tell your story
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Originally Posted By Frank
lmao @ "toys"
Not mad, not jealous. Went skating with my son today, you'll never know those feels
Originally Posted By fishnbrah⏩
Caught a 40lb grouper on Friday, you’ll
Never know those feels
Bruh a fishing license is like $15. Fishing has like the lowest barrier to entry of any sport besides (lol) soccer.
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.

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