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post 1572138021 01-26-2019, 05:05 AM
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@OP Did you not try going to clubs there and picking up girls and smashing them all night?
post 1572138041 01-26-2019, 05:07 AM
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Amsterdam is legit too. I love going there. Would be a great place to live.

Getting high and smashing sloots - what more could you ask for.
post 1572138091 01-26-2019, 05:08 AM
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Originally Posted By LexBrah⏩
Amsterdam is legit too. I love going there. Would be a great place to live.

Getting high and smashing sloots - what more could you ask for.
but it costs loadsa money, do you have loadsa moneh?
post 1572138701 01-26-2019, 05:37 AM
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If I weren't married I'd 100% do the same. Most Americans have a very conservative view of prostitution, especially on the misc. You won't find much open minded discussion here. Wish I had done it more when I was single.
post 1572138931 01-26-2019, 05:47 AM
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Originally Posted By MediocreGains⏩
Lol at mentioning this like it's something to brag about. Getting a hooker is fine, but lol at trying to "please" someone who is being paid to fuk you and literally had another dick inside of her minutes earlier. For some reason, every time I hear about a FA or borderline incel getting a hooker they go down on her. I'm guessing it's the low self-esteem.

Also lol at them having less STDs. They're fuking a 100 men a week. Even if they get tested regularly they can easily get infected between check ups.
Have you ever thought that some men ENJOY eating women out you fuking prude? Miscers I swear.

Like OP said, they take care of themselves because it's their trade.
post 1572139171 01-26-2019, 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Chezdon⏩
If I weren't married I'd 100% do the same. Most Americans have a very conservative view of prostitution, especially on the misc. You won't find much open minded discussion here. Wish I had done it more when I was single.
Does your wife know you used to do this?

I’ll hold my breath for the answer lmao
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post 1572139181 01-26-2019, 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted By aranadiscoteca⏩
I hear Germany is also good.

FKK clubs
Apparently Artemis is insane. Bang model quality women for 60 euros an hour and it's basically a spa inside with free food and drinks. I've read tons of stories that make me want to take a trip.

There's also resorts that are all inclusive that include a girl every day (which you can swap out or have more than one, etc.). They are expensive though, at least the ones I read about. But $3k for a week including food and booze and all the sex you can handle? Notbadman.jpg.
post 1572139711 01-26-2019, 06:20 AM
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Originally Posted By robriceandbeans⏩
Yes, Im going to burn in hell. A few came in my face, i got really good at giving oral, unironically.
i got some bad news for you cuz, that wasn't their cum they were dropping in your face...
post 1572139791 01-26-2019, 06:22 AM
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I’m all for this. I just got hustled by a stripper last weekend for a bbbj for $550. Don’t wander into a strip club alone after getting yucky with the boys for 10 hours.
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post 1572140791 01-26-2019, 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Sounds pretty awesome tbh..
tired of settling for some fat girl and not even getting hard because its impossible to get a girl who turns me on.

would be great to actually fuk someone attractive
lmao
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post 1572141101 01-26-2019, 06:58 AM
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You went to Barcelona for 3 weeks and came back to make a thread about hookers? LMAO it sounds like you had a terrible time...srs.


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post 1572141161 01-26-2019, 06:59 AM
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What an empty existence.

How you can keep doing this without getting HIV or an STI is beyond me.

I can think of nothing lower than paying for sex. I can also think of nothing lower than being used as a cash cow.
post 1572141181 01-26-2019, 07:00 AM
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eating a hooker at 5PM ...

bruh, you're not her first client, you're probably not even her fourth client ...

absolutely pissening
post 1572141381 01-26-2019, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Gui524⏩
eating a hooker 5PM ...

bruh, you're not her first client, you're probably not even her fourth client ...

absolutely pissening
This.

Why anyone would risk getting HIV is a mystery to me.
post 1572141461 01-26-2019, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Bullneckbruh⏩
Hookers in the USA would solve most of our problems tbh
It would be far more efficient, that's for sure.
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post 1572141911 01-26-2019, 07:15 AM
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Didn't eat their ass? Son I am disappoint, you have not lived the dream at all.

Come back when you grow up and learn how to deal with a phat spanish azz instead of eating the pussy like a teenager.
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post 1572142181 01-26-2019, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted By robriceandbeans⏩
Everyone has a dream right?
I assume for most it is to smoke weed and phuck sloots all day, while being aesthetic af

3 months ago I spent 3 weeks in barcelona.
I didnt know until my second day, but prositution is legal.
They have brothels where you walk in, sit down, and 12 girls come out individually and you decide which one you "want"
40 euros for a half hour, 60 euros for an hour.

When I discovered this, I went everyday, twice a day.

Am, PM, I phucked a sloot. from 20 year old spanish girls to 35 year old brazilians. all 7 -9 range, a few 10's srs.
So I calculated I phucked over 30 sloots while I was there, on the low end, and paid for all of them.
Ate most of their pussies out too.
Came back to the states, no STDs.

In b4 "they dont like it" ... they do if youre decently attractive and young as theyre used to old dick
in b4 "STDS" ... I have none. Their income is based on their genitals, they must stay clean. guarantee you more american sloots have stds.
In b4 "pay for sex"...... literally cheaper and less effort than dating biches... and you feel like a god.

Literally got a taste of the dream.
Why do we still put up with netflix/dinner/movie dates with these fugly american biches just to get an over the pants handy , maybe on the third date?
Hookers are the way to go.
prove me wrong or stay mad


cliffs
>barcelona for 3 weeks
>smashed 30 hookers
>cheap af
>no stds
>no hassle
u mad?
I've never fukked a hooker nor do I intend to. But OP has a point. You pay for the poontang some way or another. Probably better to fork out the $60 from time to time and not have to deal with their problems. Who knows
I just came here on the internet to lie
post 1572143101 01-26-2019, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted By mujie⏩
I've never fukked a hooker nor do I intend to. But OP has a point. You pay for the poontang some way or another. Probably better to fork out the $60 from time to time and not have to deal with their problems. Who knows
How about you don't do either?
post 1572143911 01-26-2019, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
Apparently Artemis is insane. Bang model quality women for 60 euros an hour and it's basically a spa inside with free food and drinks. I've read tons of stories that make me want to take a trip.

There's also resorts that are all inclusive that include a girl every day (which you can swap out or have more than one, etc.). They are expensive though, at least the ones I read about. But $3k for a week including food and booze and all the sex you can handle? Notbadman.jpg.
ive been there 3 years ago. Fuct 3 girls in 1 day. You can chill out with a newspaper by the pool when you’re taking a break. I heard it got raided by police after though?
post 1572144001 01-26-2019, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
Apparently Artemis is insane. Bang model quality women for 60 euros an hour and it's basically a spa inside with free food and drinks. I've read tons of stories that make me want to take a trip.

There's also resorts that are all inclusive that include a girl every day (which you can swap out or have more than one, etc.). They are expensive though, at least the ones I read about. But $3k for a week including food and booze and all the sex you can handle? Notbadman.jpg.
this is disgusting.
post 1572146291 01-26-2019, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted By robriceandbeans⏩
heres your proofs *******s





thanks for looking out brah. based. made it pg
you weren't speaking spanish in the last convo
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post 1572146441 01-26-2019, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted By MarusDod⏩
you weren't speaking spanish in the last convo
translate?
post 1572146631 01-26-2019, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted By MarusDod⏩
you weren't speaking spanish in the last convo
your stats are so good btw
post 1572146751 01-26-2019, 08:52 AM
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Paying for hookers is pathetic
post 1572146761 01-26-2019, 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted By MarusDod⏩
you weren't speaking spanish in the last convo
if u read the entire thread and the original post you see there are brazilian girls in barca and im half portugues

0/10 reading comprehension boyo
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Cool story broseph
marketing for life
post 1572146901 01-26-2019, 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted By TheWeeknd4Ever⏩
Paying for hookers is pathetic
keep negging *******

misc is basically reddit, hurr durr i downvote something i dont like!!

muh karma system
muh negs

back to your porn maple cuck

/fit/ is truly superior to misc
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Originally Posted By grubsandsquirmy⏩
translate?
OP - Hi Noa; I just wanted to confirm, tonight at 12?
sloot - hi sweetie; perfect
OP - <3
sloot - Honey, are you near the building rn?
OP - yes, im in front



sloot - are you on the door yet?
OP - yes; i'm already inside, going upstairs
sloot - ok; it's on the 11th floor; when you exit the elevator turn to the left



that feeling when fluent at 2 languages but suck at translating one to another
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post 1572148201 01-26-2019, 09:14 AM
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Did you bang any non workers OP?


Spanish women are easy going and down to earth.
If any of yall travel you'll be able to smash with ease.
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The prophet Charlie Sheen once said, "You don't pay a hooker to sleep with you, you pay her to leave when you're done."

From a financial point of view, OP probably did save money if you do the math on courting that many women to have sex with you compared to how much he paid. The amount of time saved is also valuable. 'Professionals' aren't my thing, but if someone wants to go for that and the woman gives consent, who are we to judge?
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