Seeing a thread that JaymzJ started a while ago on the front page made me think of the worst posters of the misc.


JaymzJ: universally ridiculed, JaymzJ gained his notoriety for not only being an angry simpleton but, most notably, a chronic liar who tries to start e-relationships with women on the misc. JaymzJ's notable contributions include cringeworthy bodyspace comments such as "kids are cute just like theys mama" as well as sad nicknames, like "Sassygurl". Also noteworthy for having been regularly and publicly told to stop by some of the females he pesters, but is absolutely rigid in his delusion.

Thankfully, JaymzJ doesn't show up much anymore, but he still browses the misc to rep female miscers and for material to complain about on the chit misc.




AquilaConfido(popularly known asAqueeraCuckfido): he only turns up once in a while (thankfully), but he does so with cocksure bravado, seemingly oblivious to the fact that he apparently has absolutely nothing to be confident about - as far as the evidence goes, he's a pale, chubby ginger manlet who can't get laid, and is quite clearly an idiot, too. AqueeraCuckfido is known for having a repertoire of approximately 12 phrases, which he repeats without end, regardless of how many times he's already said that exact sentence in the same thread. Also known for harassing female miscers with PMs of his 'small but pretty' dick pics.

Interestingly, no one has ever seen AqueeraCuckfido postanythingof any value.




Raibeartbruis(or whatever the fuk his name is): With the posting quality of an AI trollbot in development, RaibertBruis only has two modes: he posts "what do" and "HTC" threads with juicy gifs until he's green and, as soon as he's green, reverts back to threads about how he's a manlet or balding (pictures are never his own), being FA, incels etc. until he's once again red.

Likely due to the fact that heneverposts anything except these two template-type threads and has 0 personality, miscers don't seem to realise it's just the same idiot posting over and over, and continue to rep him when he's in green-gathering mode.




DonVonDuck(popularly known asDonVonCuck): foryears now, DonVonCuck has been attempting to develop his own style of 'trolling', failing miserably. His threads are as interesting as soggy cardboard and throw the unsuspecting miscers who enter into a state of existential boredom. When he isn't posting threads about fictional, nonsensical stories about his friend Dale (all in one paragraph, of course), DonVonCuck is attempting to create new 'memes', often desperately attempting to create hype formonthsbeforehand and, without fail, 'releasing' a brand new steaming pile of chit.

Also notable for not being very notable.



DJGirth(aka DickJockeyHurdydurr): this sad fella has been increasing his height stats gradually, for the sole purposes of creating "lol @ manlets" threads. DJGirth is so incredibly mentally deficient that he couldn't think of anything to post apart from manlet threads and, considering he is one, he increased his height to do so. DJGirth posts a thread about 'his height' at least once a week, and it's worth noting that no one takes anything he says seriously, and he's constantly called out in his threads by other posters and mods alike.

Recently: DJGirth agreed to a meet-up and lifting competition with AshWar. Of course, he failed to show. Shortly afterwards, he tried to continue making manlet threads, but when he found out that everyone hadn't forgotten after 2 days he requested a ban.




T529(aka Bolobrah, aka Oddjob aka hurrr): Luckily for me, T529's been gone long enough that I'd forgotten him. He's either a real idiot or a very annoying troll. I desperately hope the latter, as to retain my hope for humanity. T529 is notable for having a girlfriend with the longest gestation period of all time, that being over a year. Well-known for his 'ninja pics' taken on a potato, T529's pics unfortunately turn out good enough that we can still tell just how repulsively ugly the females he's intimate with really are. T529's overarching character is that of a complete retard and he's (notice a pattern here?) completely delusional, posting pictures ofactual"2/10 at best"s and bragging to the tune of "at least i get laid unlike the rest of you virgins". Similarly to AqueeraCuckfido, T529 seemingly has a vocabulary of about 25 words, repeating them indefinitely. He has a penchant for calling anyone who disagrees with him, whether they have a sound point or not, "haters", as if he were interesting enough to have fans and detractors. Regardless of how much chit he gets, T529 keeps coming back with threads containing Tinder screenshots, bragging about an incredibly female or asking if he should smash, while his 'baby mama' and 'newborn child' are at home.

Whether real or not, T529 is a real piece of chit.

- notably,T529 has the unusual posting style of including cliffs longer than his actual post.





Poster submissions:who else?

wincel - 30 y/o virgin 40+ posts a day aspie mental patient fuking lol just fukcing lol

Cant wait to join the list

testy, awatts, dirtydon, donvon cuck

should cover all the bases

Von Cuck

The screechers in R&P

Who was the one who claimed the Fargo government was after him? He was pretty awful.

jerseyfinger

he's banned?

EDIT:Wizard^^^JerseyFinger?

That's the one. Knew I hadn't seen him in a while, didn't know he was in camp.

nominating railburtbrius and skigains

Obviously agree with the two in your post, also deadliftbrah19 in all of her incarnations, including the ones where she pretends to be a man.

Didn't know you felt that way, my friend. And after you helped me with my bee problem last summer? I don't know what's come over you lately. I harbor absolutely no ill will towards you. The disdain is entirely one sided, partner.You're so desperate for my attention. It's incredible.

Ah, yes. The standard VonCuck response.

It's shameful, fella. It really is.

Here's another one who jumped on the VonDuck-hate bandwagon in hopes of a little validation.

added a couple more, plus a detail to AqueeraCuckfido i forgot to include before


edit: LMAO, just got negged by JaymzJ. the beta cuck has been driven off the misc, but still browses constantly - only 17 minutes from thread creation to neg. sad!

gmiscer getting no love

NeonEagle for having nearly RaibeartBrus post/red ratio.

Threads about driving drunk, beating his dog, cheating on his girl. Real class act that guy.

Any CP notes? lmao

The one who frauded about his mercedes, has diabetes, can't remember his name

Amino89? That dude was never srs that I saw, just rolled cheeky bread and gullible Miscers fell for it.

Ashin1

Skigains

Deathmetal1992

Kiop

I'm absolutely amazed you think any story I've posted on here has been a work of fiction. So many Miscers posting threads about dicking down beautiful ladies on the regular. I post a thread about dropping my carton of eggs at the supermarket and I'm the liar? What? You're free to dislike me, Brozart, but your description is far from accurate. And I haven't made a new meme in over two years, buddy boy; and only one meme the past four years. Get it together, pussy.

i like GMisceraware of the name, but dunno him. unfortunately for this thread, but fortunately for me, there are just too many chitty miscers for me to take note of/remember them all.sure, boring and recycled. not worth posting.Amino89. he's not that bad though.

i don't even dislike you, you're just incredibly boring. you're like lukewarm water. no one hates it, no one likes it, and no one wants to drink it.

your stories are not only fictional, they're unimaginative and uninteresting, they're simply nonsensical babble.

everyone knows GMiscers shtick, its amusing seeing him flop around to the 10 different personalities

I wouldn't lump Don in with that list. His writing style is a thing of beauty. It really is. In fact, Dale and I were just pontificating about this the other day. We really were.

Stay clear of my threads then, skipper. Wouldn't want to bore you to death with a completely made-up story about how I burnt my morning toast because someone apparently changed my toaster settings.