Thread: Who wants to play chess?
03-13-2019, 12:37 PM
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I can't believe some GM's are in the 3000 ratings. I've been stuck at 800 for like eternity now.
Can't get higher than 850.
Can't get higher than 850.
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03-13-2019, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
Well, live top rating today is about 2830 for Carlsen, and how top was about 2870. Internet is a bit higher on top.I can't believe some GM's are in the 3000 ratings. I've been stuck at 800 for like eternity now.
Can't get higher than 850.
Can't get higher than 850.
Chess is like a language, we noobs speak with a heavy accent, don’t know many words, we are like adults who are learning a new language, it’s rough. Almost all grandmasters were already strong as kids, thus they have no accent, they speak the language of chess, they see tactics instantly, while we are like: “papa... mama... poo poo... a pencil! A table!” While native speakers are writing essays. So of course it takes time to make any progress. The fastest progress you can make is by reading a general chess book or two, and solving a few hundred tactical puzzles over and over until you can do all few hundred instantly the moment you glance at the position. Then you’ll already be about 1800.
In a field in which I specialize for a living I’m top level. I can’t tell you how long it took, and how much work was involved. it took decades, and several hours daily. Now I’m a lazy f*ck, i’m Living comfortably off my previously gained skill, but gaining that skill was a massive life long effort
So, don’t be so upset if you’re not 1900 or whatever, those people take lessons and read books and go to chess clubs etc.
03-13-2019, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted By kusok⏩
Makes sense. I think I'm able to get away with it for know because of the level I'm at, but I've been a victim of a few of those blowouts. One tactical oversight and it gets really, uncontrollably bad fast.How I saw this being explained by some top grandmaster coaches is that open games (1e4,e5) tend to be more tactical, which is good for your development, and by not conceding the center you prevent early blowouts by early e5 by white which black players must know how to deal with, and that isn’t easy. Basically in Sicilian you gave up center and your kingside, so if you don’t know many techniques of how to fight back you can get squashed by not so difficult to find moves by white, while in symmetrical openings you say to white: “I’m not giving you ANY space or center advantage!”, making your life a bit easier positionally.
I'm still not sure which e5 opening I do best with. Should I just stuck to the basics and play by ear?
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03-13-2019, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
I’d start with some YouTubes, then maybe Seirawan’s Winning Chess Openings, and just read the e4.e5 chapters. Or how about Ginger GM’s youtube and DVD on Black Lion (aggressive version of Philidor defense), there are many options. But yeah, focus should be tactics and general chess knowledge from some big general chess book or teacher.Makes sense. I think I'm able to get away with it for know because of the level I'm at, but I've been a victim of a few of those blowouts. One tactical oversight and it gets really, uncontrollably bad fast.
I'm still not sure which e5 opening I do best with. Should I just stuck to the basics and play by ear?
I'm still not sure which e5 opening I do best with. Should I just stuck to the basics and play by ear?
03-13-2019, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted By kusok⏩
When will it be my turn. It's great hearing that the hard work paid off. Currently i'm having a mental crisis myself because i'm struggling with math in college and i legit have zero confidence so i'm like: Am i suppose to pursue this or drop out and become a mcdonalds employee for life.In a field in which I specialize for a living I’m top level. I can’t tell you how long it took, and how much work was involved. it took decades, and several hours daily. Now I’m a lazy f*ck, i’m Living comfortably off my previously gained skill, but gaining that skill was a massive life long effort
So, don’t be so upset if you’re not 1900 or whatever, those people take lessons and read books and go to chess clubs etc.
So, don’t be so upset if you’re not 1900 or whatever, those people take lessons and read books and go to chess clubs etc.Also awesome chess analogy. I am doing the puzzles but like you said: it's not like i can just glance at it and see it right away.
The intermediate / advanced puzzles are near impossible. Chess is a lot of fun though, i'm glad i got into it thanks to this thread and everyone in here.
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03-13-2019, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted By kusok⏩
I like the sound of black lion. Thankes chessbrah.I’d start with some YouTubes, then maybe Seirawan’s Winning Chess Openings, and just read the e4.e5 chapters. Or how about Ginger GM’s youtube and DVD on Black Lion (aggressive version of Philidor defense), there are many options. But yeah, focus should be tactics and general chess knowledge from some big general chess book or teacher.
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03-13-2019, 01:08 PM
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i never play but like to think i have a brain sometimes. anyone wanna get into one?
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03-13-2019, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Vampirelol⏩
https://lichess.org/pZuAkZvyi never play but like to think i have a brain sometimes. anyone wanna get into one?
I'm a noob so feel free to play me.
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03-13-2019, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
Gotta find what you’re interested at and good at, brah. I sucked major cawk in math too. Was never going to be of any profession requiring math, but I did good at something else. But hell if you really need math in college I’d youtube and google the sheit out of it, and maybe get a hot female tutor mmmm...When will it be my turn. It's great hearing that the hard work paid off. Currently i'm having a mental crisis myself because i'm struggling with math in college and i legit have zero confidence so i'm like: Am i suppose to pursue this or drop out and become a mcdonalds employee for life.
Also awesome chess analogy. I am doing the puzzles but like you said: it's not like i can just glance at it and see it right away.
The intermediate / advanced puzzles are near impossible. Chess is a lot of fun though, i'm glad i got into it thanks to this thread and everyone in here.
Also awesome chess analogy. I am doing the puzzles but like you said: it's not like i can just glance at it and see it right away.
The intermediate / advanced puzzles are near impossible. Chess is a lot of fun though, i'm glad i got into it thanks to this thread and everyone in here.
The harder puzzles you gotta work backwards. Go to final position and click one move back, then it becomes a very easy one move puzzle. Visualize that move and final position. Then go back one more move! Now you got a two move puzzle which will be super easy since you already did the last part of it. And so on.
03-13-2019, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
on RC. thanks for the refresher on how to play lmaoViews expressed on this domain are fictitious and represent the opinion of no entity whatsoever
03-13-2019, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Vampirelol⏩
good games!on RC. thanks for the refresher on how to play lmao
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03-13-2019, 03:27 PM
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I love this cheese opening. You always see the noobs hesitate when i put my queen there and after some consideration they play pawn to G7. Instantly antonio banderas gif face.
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03-13-2019, 03:32 PM
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[QUOTE=backinthegymbro post_id=1575740481][img]https://i.imgur.com/IYnsy7p.gif[img]
I love this cheese opening. You always see the noobs hesitate when i put my queen there and after some consideration they play pawn to G7. Instantly antonio banderas gif face.[/QUOTE]lets play set it up
[URL=https://lichess.org/TrctaeL0]https://lichess.org/TrctaeL0[/URL]
I love this cheese opening. You always see the noobs hesitate when i put my queen there and after some consideration they play pawn to G7. Instantly antonio banderas gif face.[/QUOTE]lets play set it up
[URL=https://lichess.org/TrctaeL0]https://lichess.org/TrctaeL0[/URL]
03-13-2019, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted By straightrippin3⏩
https://lichess.org/Btf8QP5ilets play set it up
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03-13-2019, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
I love this cheese opening. You always see the noobs hesitate when i put my queen there and after some consideration they play pawn to G7. Instantly antonio banderas gif face.
I remember those days. Would think I was getting the hang of it and then BAM! Noob queen trap.
I love this cheese opening. You always see the noobs hesitate when i put my queen there and after some consideration they play pawn to G7. Instantly antonio banderas gif face.
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03-13-2019, 03:38 PM
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[QUOTE=backinthegymbro post_id=1575741041][url]https://lichess.org/Btf8QP5i[url][/QUOTE]I'm in! Your turn
03-13-2019, 03:38 PM
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03-13-2019, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted By TSBrah⏩
son i'm a master of ass piss, i refuse to play anyone with a rating under 2000, up your ass so we can smack the pissAnyone decent on the misc? im about a 1800 on chess.com
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03-13-2019, 03:46 PM
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backinthegymbro noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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03-13-2019, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Losing as always.Wtf r y'all doin?
Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
How about a game muzzlrpress.backinthegymbro noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Originally Posted By SmackAlphaCity⏩
Lmao this guy got banned faster than i lose my queen.son i'm a master of ass piss, i refuse to play anyone with a rating under 2000, up your ass so we can smack the piss
in smack ass city
in smack ass city
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03-13-2019, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
Sure mane. Toss it up.Losing as always.
How about a game muzzlrpress.
Lmao this guy got banned faster than i lose my queen.
How about a game muzzlrpress.
Lmao this guy got banned faster than i lose my queen.
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03-13-2019, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
https://lichess.org/ZxMsRzkBSure mane. Toss it up.
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03-14-2019, 01:02 AM
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Old video of Carlsen streaming 10 minute games
8:01 - Carlsen vs Roman Yanchenko
37:35 - Georg Meier vs Carlsen
1:05:57 - Carlsen vs Wouter Spoelman
1:35:58 - Minh J Tran vs Carlsen
2:05:55 - Carlsen vs Helgi Olafsson
2:35:56 - Robert Fontaine vs Carlsen
3:05:48 - Carlsen vs Luka Lenich
3:35:50 - Maxime Vachier-Lagrave vs Carlsen
8:01 - Carlsen vs Roman Yanchenko
37:35 - Georg Meier vs Carlsen
1:05:57 - Carlsen vs Wouter Spoelman
1:35:58 - Minh J Tran vs Carlsen
2:05:55 - Carlsen vs Helgi Olafsson
2:35:56 - Robert Fontaine vs Carlsen
3:05:48 - Carlsen vs Luka Lenich
3:35:50 - Maxime Vachier-Lagrave vs Carlsen
03-14-2019, 08:00 AM
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who wants to battle daddy
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03-14-2019, 08:01 AM
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wood rek any of u *******s at chess
03-14-2019, 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Vampirelol⏩
https://lichess.org/HEb9uAzHwho wants to battle daddy
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03-14-2019, 08:08 AM
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Good games brah!
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03-14-2019, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
gg brahGood games brah!
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