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post 1578945261 04-27-2019, 05:28 PM
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imagine being a woman...

..and putting makeup on everyday


brb every single day you look in the mirror and remind yourself "my face is too ugly to show the world. i must apply lipstick, foundation, concealer. maybe today i'll add some blush and fake lashes too."

must be a horrible existence. srs.
post 1578945671 04-27-2019, 05:35 PM
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Because their feminine features turn to masculine features after age 20. They look like men without makeup lol
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post 1578946331 04-27-2019, 05:50 PM
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Thing that pisses me off is the resting bish face a lot of them do.
I know they need to do that in a lot of social circumstances to discourage creeps.

But when they do it in their jobs - at customers.

I'm certain if a guy did that he'd find himself out of a job.

Double standards.
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post 1578946511 04-27-2019, 05:54 PM
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Except she's already had two guys tell her she's beautiful and cum in her before she puts her makeup on while you sit there day after day, lonely, imagining what it's like to be a woman.
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post 1578946551 04-27-2019, 05:55 PM
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Also imagine having dick slide in and out of you
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post 1578946601 04-27-2019, 05:56 PM
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Unbelievable how much some of you "men" whine about women on here day in and day out. lol. Holy chit...
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post 1578946611 04-27-2019, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Evil_D⏩
Thing that pisses me off is the resting bish face a lot of them do.
I know they need to do that in a lot of social circumstances to discourage creeps.

But when they do it in their jobs - at customers.

I'm certain if a guy did that he'd find himself out of a job.

Double standards.
It comes naturally tbh
Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Also imagine having dick slide in and out of you
He doesnt need to imagine this
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post 1578946841 04-27-2019, 06:00 PM
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Imagine all these psychos trying to talk to u all day long for the sole purpose of wanting to put things inside of u
post 1578947191 04-27-2019, 06:06 PM
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Weird flex.

Mostly don't wear any. When I do falls under "subtle" or "fun".

You never know OP. Try it, you might like it.
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post 1578947241 04-27-2019, 06:07 PM
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Who hurt you this time OP?
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post 1578948201 04-27-2019, 06:28 PM
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I honestly prefer little to no makeup on women. Can't understand how a man enjoys kissing paint or oil.


This sloot seriously looks better with less makeup.
post 1578952851 04-27-2019, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Evil_D⏩
Thing that pisses me off is the resting bish face a lot of them do.
I know they need to do that in a lot of social circumstances to discourage creeps.
But when they do it in their jobs - at customers.
I'm certain if a guy did that he'd find himself out of a job.
Double standards.
nah, some people just have it naturally. weren't happy children and got used to keeping a sombre look on their face. forgot how to look happy even when they aren't unhappy.
Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
Unbelievable how much some of you "men" whine about women on here day in and day out. lol. Holy chit...
TRIGGERED.
Originally Posted By katya422⏩
Mostly don't wear any. When I do falls under "subtle" or "fun".
nude makeup is still makeup, bud.

potato has been lying to herself for so long, she actually believes the lies now.
Originally Posted By Kwace⏩
Who hurt you this time OP?
nobody. my landlasy's 24 yr old daughter has hnnnggg glow on her face. whenever she wears makeup, it takes away from her natural beauty instead of enhancing it. saw her today and was inspired to make this thread.
Originally Posted By SuperGuitarDude⏩
I honestly prefer little to no makeup on women. Can't understand how a man enjoys kissing paint or oil.
same. hate feeling that lipstick on my lips.
post 1578953141 04-27-2019, 08:15 PM
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Imagine being able to phuck err day
post 1578953181 04-27-2019, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperGuitarDude⏩
I honestly prefer little to no makeup on women. Can't understand how a man enjoys kissing paint or oil.


This sloot seriously looks better with less makeup.
You can’t be serious

They are hideous without makeup

Have to cake it on just to hide the herpes
post 1578953211 04-27-2019, 08:16 PM
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id like for you to put make up on my cock and then suck it off.
post 1578953711 04-27-2019, 08:25 PM
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Even weird that they sit down and pee out of their bums. No idea how that feels like.
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post 1578953961 04-27-2019, 08:28 PM
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They're vain but have inferior skin. No idea why their skin is thinner and weaker than ours, because even men's skin is pretty weak compared to something like a rabbits.

Edit: Computer nerds are able to run this app through Tinder automatically so it only shows woman in their natural form, article semi-relatedhttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/makea...b0b17ffce1aca1
post 1578955001 04-27-2019, 08:50 PM
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What's wrong with wanting to look attractive? guys don't use makeup obviously but we do it too in other ways.
post 1578955041 04-27-2019, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted By 3basic5me⏩
..and putting makeup on everyday


brb every single day you look in the mirror and remind yourself "my face is too ugly to show the world. i must apply lipstick, foundation, concealer. maybe today i'll add some blush and fake lashes too."

must be a horrible existence. srs.
its not a horrible existence
men shower them with gifts and constant compliments and messages

the thirst never ends
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post 1578955181 04-27-2019, 08:54 PM
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Men were the first wearers of cosmetics
post 1578955381 04-27-2019, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted By eod8989⏩
Because their feminine features turn to masculine features after age 20. They look like men without makeup lol
This is true.

Case in point: look at all the Hollywood actresses. E.g. Sandra Bullock. LMAO that's a man baby

Am so happy to be born a man. Some boys here took it for granted and may as well be vaginas.
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post 1578956591 04-27-2019, 09:18 PM
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i think a lot of women look better without makeup srs. some chicks end up putting so much sht on they look like clowns
post 1578956631 04-27-2019, 09:19 PM
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i lold at the "no makeup" makeup
bish u srs?
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post 1578956881 04-27-2019, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Tune5k⏩
i think a lot of women look better without makeup srs. some chicks end up putting so much sht on they look like clowns
some but most look better with at least some makeup. especially if they have acne and little to no glow.

there's a chick in my office. wears makeup regularly, not an extraordinary amount. one day she came to the office and she looked SICK. i was actually going to ask her, "you have the flu?" till i realized she was as energetic as usual and it's just that she wasn't wearing makeup.
post 1578957871 04-27-2019, 09:42 PM
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Wouldn't be bothered tbh, if I was a female I think Id be still be similar to how I am now attitude wise

I couldn't stand being mentally and physically inferior though
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
Unbelievable how much some of you "men" whine about women on here day in and day out. lol. Holy chit...
Are you shutting this down??
post 1578958501 04-27-2019, 09:57 PM
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I mean.. I just enjoy wearing a bright lipstick color to draw attention to my lips ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Makeup should be banned

Most sloots look subhuman without it
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if i was a woman i would never put make up on. easiest way to stand out in a good way.
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Originally Posted By davik⏩
if i was a woman i would never put make up on. easiest way to stand out in a good way.
lol enjoy your life not getting uggs n ipad
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