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Thread: If Tom Cruise forget to set his alarm clock

post 1585187021 08-02-2019, 07:38 PM
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If Tom Cruise were a terrorist he’d be Tom Blews
post 1585187131 08-02-2019, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Pumpinmirin⏩
If Tom Cruise had to pay damages he would be Tom Dues.
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post 1585187331 08-02-2019, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Pumpinmirin⏩
If Tom Cruise had to pay damages he would be Tom Dues.
But if he never paid then he’d be Tom Refuse
post 1585187651 08-02-2019, 07:55 PM
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If Tom Cruise was a cow, He’d be Tom Moos
post 1585188301 08-02-2019, 08:14 PM
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If Tom Cruise didn't like me he would be like, I am mad you don't go to see my movies
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post 1585189041 08-02-2019, 08:31 PM
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If Tom Cruise built a church, we'd all sit in Tom Pews.
post 1585189161 08-02-2019, 08:34 PM
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If Tom Cruise has a tough decision he would be Tom Choose
- Disregard females, acquire real estate
- MAGA
- Fauci for prison
- Pureblood
post 1585196281 08-03-2019, 12:17 AM
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if tom cruise was a reporter, he'd be tom news
post 1585196381 08-03-2019, 12:22 AM
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If Tom Cruise was a detective, he would be Tom Clues
Originally Posted By phikappa⏩
If Tom Cruise was a detective, he'd be Tom Clues.
fuk I guess all the good ones are gone.
It is not so much the major events as the small day-to-day decisions that map the course of our living. . . Our lives are, in reality, the sum total of our seemingly unimportant decisions and of our capacity to live by those decisions. ― Gordon B. Hinckley
post 1585197741 08-03-2019, 01:32 AM
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If Tom Cruise was taller, he'd be Tom Crews
post 1585197801 08-03-2019, 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Avalanche3319⏩
If Tom Cruise was an alcoholic he’d be Tom Booze
Was going to post this exact same thing before entering thread and it's #2 post
post 1585197861 08-03-2019, 01:37 AM
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If Tom Cruise had a sig on the misc, it would read Tom Crews
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post 1585198001 08-03-2019, 01:44 AM
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If Tom had to wait in a long line for something, he would be Tom Queues
Cook the man some eggs!
post 1585198021 08-03-2019, 01:44 AM
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If Tom Cruise was an aussie, he’d be tom kangaroos.
post 1585198391 08-03-2019, 02:03 AM
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If Tom turned his underwear inside out he'd be Tom Reuse
post 1585198611 08-03-2019, 02:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Avalanche3319⏩
But he is a pilot.
post 1585202411 08-03-2019, 05:49 AM
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If tom enjoyed getting ink he would be tom tattoos.
post 1585202531 08-03-2019, 05:54 AM
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If Tom Cruise went to a sports event he would be Tom Boos
post 1585202711 08-03-2019, 06:02 AM
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If Tom Cruise was a depressed saxophone player who had a hard life he would be Tom Blues.
There is no they…
post 1585202851 08-03-2019, 06:12 AM
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If Tom was a Scientologist he'd be Tom Xenu's.
post 1585202991 08-03-2019, 06:18 AM
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If Tom Cruise's girlfriend missed her period, but had one again the next month, he would be Tom Whew's
post 1585203161 08-03-2019, 06:26 AM
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If Tom Cruise was a journalist he'd be Tom News
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post 1585205461 08-03-2019, 07:49 AM
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if Tom Cruise were able to negotiate a reuniting of North and South Korea he would be Tom Truce
Why lift when it's all about the jawline ©
post 1585205481 08-03-2019, 07:50 AM
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if Tom cruise became a huge fan of Bruce Lee and decided to hyphenate their first names , his name would be Tom-Bruce
Why lift when it's all about the jawline ©
post 1585206241 08-03-2019, 08:08 AM
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if tom cruise was a 5 star retaurant soup chef hed be Tom Stews.
pls do not associate my personalities in misc and sports misc
post 1585210141 08-03-2019, 09:45 AM
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If Tom Cruise was OCD , he’d be Tom Choose
Back with my Fam
post 1585210231 08-03-2019, 09:48 AM
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any og miscers remember this?
post 1585210761 08-03-2019, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted By Shawn346⏩
Tom Cruise is a national treasure like Tom Hanks
post 1585212401 08-03-2019, 10:40 AM
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If Tom cruise goes to Canada, he’ll soon become Tom moose
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post 1585216631 08-03-2019, 12:37 PM
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If Tom Cruise was an oncologist, he’d be Tom Infuse.
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