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post 1588950471 10-01-2019, 07:24 PM
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She wants you bruh. The note says it all. Time to penetrate.
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post 1588950521 10-01-2019, 07:25 PM
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Why don't you respond and give her some solutions to help with your mutual problem?

The dogs are stressed. It's not the dogs' fault. The girl seems to want help in solving the problem. Be a normal person and offer a solution.

They make calming treats for dogs that relax them and relieve anxiety. You could also suggest they get more exercise. Hell, if you're home a lot, you could offer to take them for a run/walk daily for a price.
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post 1588950561 10-01-2019, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted By darkninja67
Ask her Jif or Skippy?
Lmfao
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post 1588950571 10-01-2019, 07:27 PM
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in b4 op talks to the neighbor, and then gets #metoo'd instead.
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post 1588950711 10-01-2019, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG
- Jizz on her note
- draw arrow on note to jizz stain
- write on note in margin ' next load goes in you Sloot'
- sign it #rawdawgcrew
-stick it on her door
Well that escalated quickly.

Srs though, I made sure I lived on the bottom floor when I had a dog for that reason. Lived under some people with dogs and it was chit
post 1588950791 10-01-2019, 07:31 PM
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That has a psycho b.itch written all over it. If you cant see the writing youre a *******. DO NOT RUIN your quality of life by having her live there and persist with noise complaint to have her removed. Shes hoping to make you a ******* doormat of hers to walk all over you.

Grab your balls and dont be a *******
post 1588950801 10-01-2019, 07:31 PM
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She sounds passive aggressive, like pizza and beer is going to make up for her dogs sounding like Clydesdales
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post 1588950831 10-01-2019, 07:32 PM
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Hit her with

"I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.”
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post 1588951011 10-01-2019, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted By amikaelmorris
i wouldn't have the conversation at all, let the landlord deal with it

just keep pumping out the complaints, she really seems to think a pizza is gonna smooth over being a chit neighbor? fuk that
God, this. What the fuk is with this dumb bitch? I'm surprised she didn't ask to be ******** friends
post 1588951131 10-01-2019, 07:38 PM
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You have to assert dominance here. Clearly she's DTF, so do her in the ass while growling and barking at her dogs. Once they know you're the alpha male, they'll shut up.

Or, they may try to pay you back in kind. Stay safe, OP.
post 1588951191 10-01-2019, 07:40 PM
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Sounds like she wants the pipe. That and you get two new dog bros. Imagine being upset about this. Show her dogs who the alpha male is like dogs do, by humping her. Then when you tell them to STFU they'll listen because you're leader of the pack
Can't discipline the Miscipline
post 1588951421 10-01-2019, 07:44 PM
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let this be an argument against the no mortgagecels
post 1588951471 10-01-2019, 07:45 PM
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Not sure where the fukc miscers are getting the impression she wants to have sex with OP. Herp derp forget the obnoxious incessant noises in the apartment you pay money to live in, you might get laid, bro! Pussy fukkin rocks!
post 1588951531 10-01-2019, 07:46 PM
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Buy her dogs shoes. They'll never take another step inside that apartment.
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post 1588951911 10-01-2019, 07:51 PM
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post 1588952201 10-01-2019, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted By BuckNakedinBama
Why don't you respond and give her some solutions to help with your mutual problem?

The dogs are stressed. It's not the dogs' fault. The girl seems to want help in solving the problem. Be a normal person and offer a solution.

They make calming treats for dogs that relax them and relieve anxiety. You could also suggest they get more exercise. Hell, if you're home a lot, you could offer to take them for a run/walk daily for a price.
Brah, unless she got the two dogs a day before she moved in, SHE KNEW prior to moving in that they were loud when she is gone, and she chose to move in ANYWAY. In a 3rd floor apartment of all fuking places. Fuk her. That's just downright disrespectful. She gave no fuks when making that decision. I don't feel any obligation to take it easy on her. I'm losing sleep at night.
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post 1588952491 10-01-2019, 08:06 PM
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"I'd be happy to buy pizza and drinks". She's clearly trying to fuk you hoping that then you'll put up with the noise. Assuming you're semi good looking it's probably worth it for her to fuk you once in a while if it keeps you from complaining

DON'T FALL FOR IT
post 1588952581 10-01-2019, 08:07 PM
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post 1588952901 10-01-2019, 08:12 PM
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she might be down to smash, she did mention getting drinks and pizza lmao. smash and then get her evicted
You guys, I'm seriously
post 1588953021 10-01-2019, 08:15 PM
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anything like this?
Salty.......... like Extra salty.......

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post 1588953321 10-01-2019, 08:21 PM
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what kind of apartment allows 2 big ass dogs? keep sending complaints until she gets kicked out
watchout your comments boyo ↓
post 1588953971 10-01-2019, 08:31 PM
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OP, you’re a bitch for being a little snitch. Should’ve just talked to her face to face about your issues.
post 1588956331 10-01-2019, 09:17 PM
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Sounds like she wants a bestiality foursome with you and the dogs.
post 1588956591 10-01-2019, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
brb spending $100/day on dog walkers
brb sounds like a realistic solution
they only cost like 15 bucks on rover.com and come with reviews
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post 1588956781 10-01-2019, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34
OP, you’re a bitch for being a little snitch. Should’ve just talked to her face to face about your issues.
Because him yelling "shut the fuk up" obviously didn't get through to her
post 1588957731 10-01-2019, 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra
Do you own the apartment or are you renting?

If you’re not locked into a mortgage, you can just pick up and leave at the drop of a hat and find a different place to live. From what I understand it’s one of the key advantages of not being a mortgagecel
Rentcels typically have to pay first and last months rent, a deposit, and sign a 6-12 month contract. Violating said contract is likely to result in last months rent + deposit being non-refundable.
post 1588957751 10-01-2019, 09:54 PM
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My apartment complex doesn't allow pets larger than 25 lbs... I wouldn't live in a place that lets gigantic hellhounds run willy-nilly like that. Read the lease agreement next time broski. Also smash and post updates on misc lol.
post 1588958641 10-01-2019, 10:12 PM
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We not doing the pics thing anymore?
post 1588959141 10-01-2019, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Oddball8945
fuk her brains out and move in with her
This. Discipline the dogs as their new stepdad
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post 1588960311 10-01-2019, 10:58 PM
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She obviously wants to bang.... but you knew that.

Nice not so subtle brag thread.
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