I'm Absolutely Hideous But I Have No Problemo Getting Gals AMA

10-21-2019, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩

Yeah, I usually completely turn them on or completely off. Couldn't care less if they like me or not; just wanna have fun and troll everyone

The certainty is that they're not meeting other dudes like me often, if at all

Das it mane.

I'm literally trying to absorb my favorite comedians (patrice o neal, bill burr) to improve my personality. Most of the time when im interacting with someone I just want to say the most offensive **** that comes to mind just to shock them for my entertainment but i always bite my tongue.

I know this type of personality works best in bars, nightclubs, but I have a hard time making harsh comments land soft.

Good on you for personality maxing OP were all gonna make it

also welcome back havent seen you on the misc in a bit

10-22-2019, 12:01 AM

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Based on use of the word “gals”

I’m going to attribute your success with women to bring a prohibition-era gangster

Ps 1rd and 3st gals are cute gjdm

10-22-2019, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩

new study suggests psychopathic men have a personality style that makes them attractive to women

https://www.psypost.org/2019/10/new-...to-women-54676

This is obvious. The way woman treated me when I got into trouble with the law was a sad blackpill. I assumed they'd be repulsed but they were the opposite - sadly.

10-22-2019, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩

I don't understand what kind of evolutionary benefit does this serve that we are attracted to psychopaths.

Read "The Prince" by Machiavelli. Psychos ascend ladders.

The Scottish King Robert the Bruce stabbed his rival to the throne (John Comyn) to death then sent a guy to behead him ..in a church... in God-fearing times.

10-22-2019, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩

I don't understand what kind of evolutionary benefit does this serve that we are attracted to psychopaths.

In laymen's terms: they have no hesitation/fear when talking to women, and they probably elicit more intense emotions. Also seem more dominant.

It's kinda funny how ruthless alot of women can be about that stuff. The slightest flinches or indication you're nervous will fuk guys over.

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10-22-2019, 12:20 AM

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So are we roasting op or loving him ITT?

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10-22-2019, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩

Oh, it must work on younger women then because I don't get it. Maybe the new generation is different.

you're horrid

10-22-2019, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩

a fukkload. i generally drink low abv piss so i can keep my wits about me when talking to sloots though

yeah, i think they're pretty fukken dialed.

i say the most incredibly offensive chit you've heard irlbut i make it pretty funny. i get my buddies laid all the time doing it too. a few nights ago i ran scum game on this gal and then literally switched seats with my buddy and nudged things along here and there and he banged her lol.

Give an example, or a few.

10-22-2019, 12:39 AM

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No straight man should have a problem getting laid in Portland. Your homo sex and trans population eat up a lot of the male dating pool.

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10-22-2019, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted By MilkforBrains⏩

Give an example, or a few.

Once I was on a date with a girl that was really in love with me (before she met me). Only took her out on a date because she was so nervous around me I thought it was cute af, but def didn't intend to fuk this chick or eventually break her heart.

On this date I kept talking about how Trump was doing an amazing job, aliens, DMT, space. She still wanted to hang out again but the second time I really wanted to test out how far I could go, so I really got offensive with this.

Needless to say she still hits me up LOLOL. What you say really doesn't matter. It's how you carry yourself.

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10-22-2019, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted By stardewvalley⏩

you're horrid

That's what I hear..

10-22-2019, 12:50 AM

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OP has made this same thread about 10 times

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10-22-2019, 01:00 AM

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How are your numbers on online dating apps?
you have success on those?

or are you a bar guy or something? a good way to win them with your personality.

Ive only ever met girls online and not good looking myself

but ppl would be surprised at how many girls ive been with now

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10-22-2019, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩

That’s just basic biology

You flinch, the mammoth will get ya

Yeah but the psychopath will save himself, not your weakass.

10-22-2019, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩

That’s just basic biology

You flinch, the mammoth will get ya

Mammoth is an apt description of you.

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10-22-2019, 01:34 AM

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10-22-2019, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted By akghostrider⏩

Mammoth is an apt description of you.

More like mammary hnng.

10-22-2019, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩

LOL was that an attempt at a burn?

No, it was a compliment. I admire you and your giant hairy ass.

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10-22-2019, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted By Tomohokk⏩

Once I was on a date with a girl that was really in love with me (before she met me). Only took her out on a date because she was so nervous around me I thought it was cute af, but def didn't intend to fuk this chick or eventually break her heart.

On this date I kept talking about how Trump was doing an amazing job, aliens, DMT, space. She still wanted to hang out again but the second time I really wanted to test out how far I could go, so I really got offensive with this.

Needless to say she still hits me up LOLOL. What you say really doesn't matter. It's how you carry yourself.

Scratch that - he's from Portland. Saying Trump isn't evil incarnate is super offensive chit there. Notreallyoffensive stuff.

10-22-2019, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩

I don't understand what kind of evolutionary benefit does this serve that we are attracted to psychopaths.

To sum it up , sloots would sooner be beat to death then bored to death

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10-22-2019, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩

So there’s no middle ground huh?

I just love that quote is all

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10-22-2019, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩

How are your numbers on online dating apps?
you have success on those?

or are you a bar guy or something? a good way to win them with your personality.

Ive only ever met girls online and not good looking myself

but ppl would be surprised at how many girls ive been with now

Teach us your ways Nicklol and Ratbro.

10-22-2019, 03:54 AM

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OP has paid off his house.

These gold digging sloots can smell the money pheromones seeping out of his bald, wrinkled head.

10-22-2019, 04:04 AM

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How much do you pay each of them?

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10-22-2019, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩

I admire me too, you’re in good company

You've got over 20,000 posts in three years on an autistic bodybuilding forum while being a dried up prune of a female who doesnt even lift.. forever mirin.

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10-22-2019, 04:13 AM

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10-22-2019, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted By SmackBoysCrew⏩

shut your dried up old flaps, you're irrelevant as a urinal in a real wimmens restroom of ass

now ratson, you look like the aids version of a young billy crystal, and that happens to be hotness among the sloots; smack it while the smacking is good son

people have been saying i look like billy crystal my whole life lol

Originally Posted By AppropriateGuy⏩

How do you do it? (srs)

Are you aesthetic (srs as well), I can't tell from pics because no physique.

Also how tall and are you rich?

not aesthetic, 5'10", i have a lot of money but i don't give them any. blondie up there makes more than me actually.

Originally Posted By bsrkoacar⏩

How many years in between pictures? Lmao

like 2-3 total. i'm 37 and the first gal is 29, the second is 30 and the third is 25

Originally Posted By lastchance2019⏩

dude youve been saying this bullchit for 10 years. kill yourself.

what if i don't wanna?

Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩

How are your numbers on online dating apps?
you have success on those?

or are you a bar guy or something? a good way to win them with your personality.

Ive only ever met girls online and not good looking myself

but ppl would be surprised at how many girls ive been with now

it's my belief that you are banging lower quality broads from apps than you otherwise would if you went to bars instead. i would never ever use a dating app

Originally Posted By badreligion⏩

How much do you pay each of them?

i tell them up front that if everything isn't split 50:50, they're an escort. that wakes them up

Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩

Based on use of the word “gals”

I’m going to attribute your success with women to bring a prohibition-era gangster

Ps 1rd and 3st gals are cute gjdm

lol.

the second one isn't bad and has the best body of any gal i've ever dabbled with

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10-22-2019, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted By MilkforBrains⏩

Give an example, or a few.

the thing that's most surprising is how much traction i get saying the most misogynistic chit you can think of. the misc thinks that something has changed and every gal is on that #metoo time, but in reality they want to be talked to like it's the 1950s and thrown around lol

a lot of what i say would get me banned if i reproduced it srs

i srsly meet dudes all the time i assume are literal *******s only to find out that they're technically straight. showing some actual test flowing through your veins in a libcuck zone like this is a breath of fresh air.