crazier than ops post?

he's 6'3" 215 low body fat and making a 6.5/10 his gf


oh lawd

Aesthetics isn't a replacement for status / money. Women don't place that much importance on looks like we do.

If OP was a millionaire he'd have 10/10 model gfs on rotation.

who thinks that his gf might break up with him now that she knows she has all these options

JFL

signed into misc for the first time in over two years

am not disappoint at content

If she is 29 and wants kids she would be a fool not to.

And gotta lol just a leetle bit re: 6.5/10 rating after the "average American woman weighs" thread yesterday.

it's all about the face

Aesthetics > all up to the age of 30. Young Lachowski or Hemsworth-tier Chads have unlimited access to prime puss the kind even most millionaires can't buy if you know what what I'm saying.

From 30-40 aesthetics start playing a smaller role, but they still matter and definitely help. I'm 36 and my tinder account is extremely direct and low effort with three mirror selfies (one naked in a towel out of the shower), a dog loop, and a description where I give my height and invite women to "my place downtown" for "something warm". And 5-6.5s and the odd 7 are still msging me first and are ready to come directly to my place, albeit they're basically all 30+ at this point.

It's just gonna go more and more downhill from here for me as I get older, my aesthetics wane and my wallet size stays the same. If a man wants to be a player at 40+ then he damn well better have cash and status, because no one gives a fook about an old man's six pack if he's just a broke wrinkled pleb. If a woman only wants to fook then she can just as well go for a 25-30-year-old dude with a chiseled body. Why the hell should she go for 40+ if he's got nothing else to offer but past-their-sell-by-date "aesthetics"?

If I were rich I'd just be face-fooking young "sugar" skanks all the time making sure they rim me nice and deep in the process.
Actually I told her that now I won't feel bad breaking up with her because she has all of these great options. Then I offered to buy her a ticket to London.

Either way the hiroshima nagasaki tsar bomba has been dropped in my home. I'm curious to see how the relationship will progress from here onward... if there will be any visible change in her obedient demeanour (while she secretly attempts to monkey branch JFL).

We dont know how "handsome" those fooking guys really are.

You all need to read some online womens magazines. Srs. If you can get past some of the bull**** its filled with info.

All they do is complain about how the hot guy from tinder sucked, was boring, etc.

We think they are swimming in prospects but I honestly think its a case of underestimating yourself and overstimating your competition.

If youre on here and in shape youre already ahead of the pack. We still have an obesity epidemic.

Edit: Could just be major cope on my part though. I dont even use tinder.

Supposedly you treat her like chit, yet you censor her face from us?

Call her bluff and tell her if she is so confident to go **** one of those other dudes and see if anything comes from it.
My ex sorta ****ed me over and thought she could do better. She did. Got knocked up by a lawyer. Only problem is now she is a single mom and trying to get back with me.
I swear some of these hoes dont understand that there is a big difference between being able to **** chad and not losing half her value when she gets knocked up and nobody else is taking care of the kid.

She says that if she were with someone else then maybe she'd want kids, but because she's with me being a dog mom is enough.

I'm black pilled to the bone so I believe that every woman wants kids because that's what they were designed for by nature. So I hope that sooner or later something will click in her little bird brain and she'll leave me in pursuit of fulfilling her biological imperative.

I've tried to leave her several times but with no success. She always bursts into tears and I eventually break.
Just because I treat her like chit doesn't mean I'll go and do such a low-class prole thing like post her face+nudes on the internet to potentially destroy her reputation forever.

And recently "treating her like chit" just means that I gave her an ultimatum: either I can use tinder and have two tinder dates at my ("our" -- she lives with me) place a month or we're breaking up. So when I have a tinder date I text her at work "don't come home before 11 pm".

But I've been really lazy lately. I've got decent women legit knocking on my door (just one example from this week/today *** ) but I simply don't feel like meeting them, entertaining them, talking to them, spending time with them and then finally banging them. I'd much rather just go to an obedient young whore in the middle of the day for a good no-nonsense BJ. Which I will probably start doing (my GF agreed to that as well btw -- how could I possibly leave this woman?). I've already been actively looking for a "sugar baby" for several weeks and offering decent money but with no luck. I'm in the wrong goddamn country when it comes to whoremongering.

*** imgur.c0m/a/x0UmlqV (change "c0m" to "com)

Haha good thread op, best in a while I've seen here. How long have you knowingly been banging other girls while dating her?

5 star thread repped

post more pics

everyone ITT is taking this from the perspective of a guy. you're right in that if you were a guy and had 2k+ matches you'd be smashing left and right. it isn't the same for girls. of that girls 2k matches, i'd say maybe 50-100 of them at most even pique her interest enough to respond. the rest are desperate incels.

i'm friends with a lot of girls and see what guys like them, message them, their profiles, the texts they send, etc. its honestly pathetic and actually increases my confidence to see the competition. if you are in decent shape, good social circle, good job, and have some semblance of text game you should be killing it on tinder.

Embedded for OP.

OP deserves the best new poster of Dec 2019 award.

OP, you shouldn't be surprised.

I've seen multiple girl's tinders. Three of which I considered legit 6/10s, and all three had about 1k+ matches in que. I remember one of them almost arguing with me when I told her, "an average looking girl will get 10x the attention as any average looking guy".

The problem for women is if they're looking for a relationship (which most are, because they get tired of being pumped and dumped by guys better looking than them that would never commit), I guarantee you more than 90% of these guys who swiped right probably don't give a single fuk about ever committing to them.

Another problem is, for women, you got all these good looking dudes. Some with actual thought-out profiles. So where do you start with "dating"? You go for the best looking ones with nice profiles. Unfortunately for them, it still turns out a lot of these dudes are playboys and liars.

lol @ online dating. get out there and you'll see how different real life dating is.

or nvm just stay on your apps, more choice for me heheh

it’s exactly the same. women go out to meet men significantly less now and it makes sense.


why go out in the cold getting hit on by ugly and poor men when you can stay inside (no shower, hair, clothes, or makeup) and invite chads over to bang anytime of the day at your command.

Op delivered and this thread is 10/10

OP do you ever message first on tinder? What're the best opening lines that got used on your girl?

This thread...was really depressing for me to read. That's enough misc for me today.

Lolled hard not gonna lie.

This actually gives me hope for meeting girls Irl. Talking to a couple girls I know would get swamped on tinder. The less needy I act, they more they try and talk to me.

Validation seeking zombies, lol

Are we really surprised

feelsbadman

never said it was, never said they do - having aesthetics doesn't preclude one or the other

money will get you hookers, not legitimate quality gfs

Now that she’s getting validation from other men, she will change the location to local and meet up with other men behind your back because they paying for the date. That’s how it all starts

Cheat on her with Assad. We all know you want it, OP.

Our relationship became semi-open the first time I discovered tinder 3 years ago. And it's been swinging between semi-open and exclusive since then. She's been living with me since we got the dog over a year ago and that has made meeting other women more tiresome and problematic logistically. I'm also getting older and just more and more tired of women. The young ones are insufferable idiots (and most are inaccessible to me anyway) and the older ones depress me because they get too clingy. To the point where I'm considering resigning from tinder altogether and focusing on P4P.
I stopped a while ago because it was fruitless. Whenever I messaged first it never led anywhere because I always invite sloots directly to my place and to pull something like that off the sloot has to msg first to show that she's truly interested.

Here are a few more pics/convos from this week in my town. I set up my account and was there for two days and had three decent 30+ women ready to drink mulled wine at my place. I'm testing out NYC now (I also have Tinder Gold). I tested out Toronto for one day and had two 30+ milfs ready to drop by.

I'm not posting this to brag. On one hand I think it's nothing to brag about because I'm 6'3, 215, fit, full head of hair, decent face (at least in pics), have a nice place downtown, awesome doggo and a cool-sounding job. So short of posting exotic travel locations, luxury cars & hotels on my Tinder profile, I'm goddamn maxxed out. So I'm basically showing men what they can possibly expect (i.e. 30+ 5's, 6's & 7's) when you're a fit, handsome 35+ year-old man with no patience for games and not enough money to attract and maintain a steady stream of young sugar whores. (I dread seeing what options will be left for me when I'm 45+. It will be legit over for me at that point. Even young whores will treat me like chit because I'll just be a stingy broke old wrinkled bastard as opposed to a rich old bastard who can throw unlimited amounts of fiat funny money at them to get the GFE.)

On the other hand after seeing what's happening on my girl's tinder, I daresay the fact that any 5+/10 woman takes the time to message me first and open herself up to rejection is some kind of accomplishment in itself.

It should be stated that I'm swiping left on all landwhales, and thanks to Tinder Gold I can see that A LOT of landwhales swipe right on me. So if someone has a fat fetish then yeah... just maxx out the way I did and it seems you'll have unlimited instant access to obese pussy well into your 60s.


Two of the women that msg'd me first from my parts (the third has been posted above):
imgur.c0m/a/YzJTB06 ("com" for "c0m")

Pic of women who msg'd me first in NYC (two-day result):
imgur.c0m/a/hrrbYBy ("com" for "c0m")


A video showing all the opening lines to answer your second question about opening lines:
youtube.c0m/watch?v=LNsKAZURMMU ("com" for "c0m")

OP just out of curiosity, are you lifetime natty?