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post 1593846751 12-18-2019, 10:59 PM
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On a date with this seemingly nice chick, gets a little tipsy and tells me this shyt

- Solo travelling in phillipines
- Goes to a club, horny as **** and determined to get some dick
- Tall blonde so she sticks out, and no one approaches her
- Leaves the club drunk and theres this tall guy with a heavy African accent checking her out
- starts making out
- He asks her to make out in an alley
- Takes his cawk out and pushes her head towards it "kiss it, kiss it"
- She gets on her knees, starts blowing him in plain view of people around them
- He's about to finish, she points the cawk away from her but he aims it back and shoots his load right on her face
- Zips his pants and leaves
- She takes a cab to her hostel


Spoiler!




post 1593846871 12-18-2019, 11:01 PM
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Did you at least bang? Seemed an easy lay bro and you know she sucks dink
post 1593846951 12-18-2019, 11:02 PM
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Not reading
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1593846961 12-18-2019, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted By dhawkeye1980
Did you at least bang? Seemed an easy lay bro and you know she sucks dink
She slept over on the first date, she's been texting ever since but I legit don't wanna see her now
post 1593846991 12-18-2019, 11:03 PM
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The fact she would tell that means she does that chit a lot.


In all seriousness I would ghost her
post 1593847111 12-18-2019, 11:07 PM
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das...not it
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post 1593847171 12-18-2019, 11:08 PM
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yikes
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post 1593847231 12-18-2019, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted By SleepWithFan89
The fact she would tell that means she does that chit a lot.


In all seriousness I would ghost her
Why?

She's easy. If she's good in bed, run with that until you're bored. Unless OP is dead set on a relationship and/or has other prospects
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post 1593847291 12-18-2019, 11:11 PM
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get tested op

you might got that ebola
post 1593847301 12-18-2019, 11:12 PM
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Turbo sloot, but at least she's semi-honest? Can you imagine the depraved chit she's not telling you about?
post 1593847341 12-18-2019, 11:12 PM
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If you're gonna do a 360 on her atleast post some pics dammit
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post 1593847521 12-18-2019, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
Turbo sloot, but at least she's semi-honest? Can you imagine the depraved chit she's not telling you about?
Is she a turbo sloot or is this the norm now. wtf lol, a uni chick in STEM that is super close with her family, plays hockey, in into classics etc.
post 1593847551 12-18-2019, 11:18 PM
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She sounds lovely
worse things happen at sea
post 1593847561 12-18-2019, 11:18 PM
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imagine being the guy who falls in love with a whore like that, marries her, and then she tells him.
happened to a mate of mine who'd always been a relatively good lil boy, not doing any degenerate chit. he told me he's heartbroken but he copes with it cus she makes him happy and takes care of him well.
post 1593847601 12-18-2019, 11:19 PM
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Girls traveling abroad is absolute mayhem, I've seen it. Fuk I've made out with some of them.

Then I add them on IG and like their valentine's day pictures.
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post 1593847621 12-18-2019, 11:19 PM
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Your average modern day sloot. Idk how this stuff even surprises you guys anymore.
post 1593847631 12-18-2019, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Workout4ever
get tested op

you might got that ebola
Zika too
“That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.” - The Nameless City by HP Lovecraft
"The higher the prevalence of infectious diseases the higher the probability of totalitarian political attitudes."
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"The search for a moral equivalent of war continues to define American Liberalism to this day."
post 1593847651 12-18-2019, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted By AshWar
Is she a turbo sloot or is this the norm now. wtf lol, a uni chick in STEM that is super close with her family, plays hockey, in into classics etc.
traveling = looking for fast sex. guy or girl, 99% of the time this is it.

and wat a fukkin stoopid idiot that sloot is, drunkenly leaving a club in a foreign country alone. even a girl with half a brain in north america wudn't do that.

she's a retard and a sloot.
post 1593847681 12-18-2019, 11:20 PM
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She sounds like a legit whore.
post 1593847751 12-18-2019, 11:22 PM
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See sig. Disgusting sloot m8
Sloots Gon Sloot.
post 1593847881 12-18-2019, 11:26 PM
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This is about 90% of the female population.
Why does this surprise people..?
Do you like dragons?
Cause' Imma be draggin' these balls across your face.
post 1593847971 12-18-2019, 11:27 PM
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Shutting this down.

The extreme negativity, mysogany, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.

The reality here is: OP found a woman he loves and wanted to marry. Did it in an unconventional venue, and was a success. Good for him! Don't be such a negative ******* for the sake of beig a dick...

The insane amount of comments degrading women also has to stop. I'll begin mass negging for those comments when I see them. So knock it off.

OP has more life experience than the vast majority of the misc, with the average age being around 22, and knows his relationship better than anyone here. Who the fuk are you to tear him down? Get a life. Truly.


OP. I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've found a winner.
post 1593848291 12-18-2019, 11:37 PM
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pics?
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post 1593848681 12-18-2019, 11:46 PM
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post 1593848781 12-18-2019, 11:48 PM
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hahahahaha
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post 1593849091 12-19-2019, 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Workout4ever
get tested op

you might got that ebola
Came in to post similar but this will do
post 1593849301 12-19-2019, 12:08 AM
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Absolutely disgusting. The fact that some poor dude is gonna marry her one day and never know about that makes me sick.

Never get phucking married Misc
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post 1593849331 12-19-2019, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted By x420SwagScopex
Absolutely disgusting. The fact that some poor dude is gonna marry her one day and never know about that makes me sick.

Never get phucking married Misc
this
post 1593849581 12-19-2019, 12:22 AM
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sounds like a whore im out op enjoy your std
post 1593849941 12-19-2019, 12:34 AM
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sloots gonna sloot
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