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post 1595649811 01-15-2020, 11:19 AM
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Should I Go To The Gym or Get My Cawk Sucked?

So I'm sitting at home watching Larime and this 23yo chick I met about a year or so ago messages me out of the blue.

I was going to go do some legs and therapy. What do misc?




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post 1595649911 01-15-2020, 11:21 AM
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why not both
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post 1595649951 01-15-2020, 11:21 AM
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Living up to your name, leoslayer1

I'd take the cawk sucking personally
post 1595649991 01-15-2020, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Madvillainy
why not both
It's a conundrum.
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post 1595650021 01-15-2020, 11:21 AM
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Go to the gym after old man?
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post 1595650071 01-15-2020, 11:22 AM
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Lmao was that first message the one she sent after 1 year of no contact? I’d do a short leg session and then get said dink sucked, otherwise just postpone gym to tomorrow what is the big deal
post 1595650131 01-15-2020, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Obafemi1
Lmao was that first message the one she sent after 1 year of no contact? I’d do a short leg session and then get said dink sucked, otherwise just postpone gym to tomorrow what is the big deal
Yes watching TV and that was the first message
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post 1595650221 01-15-2020, 11:24 AM
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post 1595650261 01-15-2020, 11:25 AM
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She said I want you empty and me full.
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post 1595650291 01-15-2020, 11:25 AM
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Leo you give me hope. Sometimes I feel like it's already over because of my age, then I see stuff like this.
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post 1595650311 01-15-2020, 11:26 AM
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post 1595650341 01-15-2020, 11:26 AM
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Go to the gym first then let her swallow a sticky sweaty shaft and balls
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post 1595650361 01-15-2020, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1
She said I want you empty and me full.
You must be a real ******* to not do that
post 1595650371 01-15-2020, 11:27 AM
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post 1595650411 01-15-2020, 11:27 AM
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Hopefully she wears the same pants as Legz when she comes over.
post 1595650421 01-15-2020, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted By ScramFranklin
Leo you give me hope. Sometimes I feel like it's already over because of my age, then I see stuff like this.
Just say hi. It's all I do.
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post 1595650511 01-15-2020, 11:29 AM
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post 1595650651 01-15-2020, 11:31 AM
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Lol so basically she gets paid for sucking cocks.

I'm too terrified of STD's for that chit meng. She probably goes to each area, messages her clients and blows everyone in the area within a day or two. Collects some decent cash and then moves to the next area.
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post 1595650671 01-15-2020, 11:31 AM
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post 1595650711 01-15-2020, 11:32 AM
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Now she's talking about some kind of voodoo magic.

Something about sucking my soul out of me???? That's not good right?
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post 1595650851 01-15-2020, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Coal
Lol so basically she gets paid for sucking cocks.

I'm too terrified of STD's for that chit meng. She probably goes to each area, messages her clients and blows everyone in the area within a day or two. Collects some decent cash and then moves to the next area.
I met her at a party. She's not a hooker.

I don't demean myself with hookers or going to strip joints.

Normal men get offers like this all the time.

Haven't you ever had a woman walk up to you on the street and just ask you to sleep with them one time?
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post 1595651011 01-15-2020, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted By Obafemi1
Lmao was that first message the one she sent after 1 year of no contact? I’d do a short leg session and then get said dink sucked, otherwise just postpone gym to tomorrow what is the big deal
Based on her energy, I would go with this as well.

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post 1595651061 01-15-2020, 11:37 AM
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op if you can do me a favor. before she is about to drain your soul, please tell her, "you need to earn this dik."
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post 1595651141 01-15-2020, 11:38 AM
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Lmao I used to live in Garner.


Edit: Oh thats a texting app you're using. Yeah thats a hooker.
post 1595651221 01-15-2020, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1
I met her at a party. She's not a hooker.

I don't demean myself with hookers or going to strip joints.

Normal men get offers like this all the time.

Haven't you ever had a woman walk up to you on the street and just ask you to sleep with them one time?
Don't live in America bro. Women are more traditional here. When I was young and dumb I made out and got numbers n shiet but I never slept with someone who i just picked up in a club or something. That's a yikes for me. Just the thought of a sloot having loads from other men still in her is enough to make me gag. Srs.

Maybe you're not paying her but she's sucking other cocks for sure. And probably has at least 17 different people's DNA in her. Including a few STDs as well. Godspeed.
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post 1595651281 01-15-2020, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer
op if you can do me a favor. before she is about to drain your soul, please tell her, "you need to earn this dik."
I'll try to fit that in.

I'll try to fit in a non bannable pic.
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post 1595651341 01-15-2020, 11:39 AM
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Only have your dick sucked if you can suck hers, otherwise go to the gym
post 1595651471 01-15-2020, 11:41 AM
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get car head outside the gym.. but then again if i just busted a nut.. i'm not thinking about working out
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post 1595651491 01-15-2020, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1
Now she's talking about some kind of voodoo magic.

Something about sucking my soul out of me????That's not good right?
Damn near spit out my coffee

Chick is giving off some weird vibes, best case scenario is that is her way of saying she's going to drain you so good you feel like your soul is leaving.

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