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post 1597898921 02-16-2020, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
You don't "need" more cats and, in all honesty, more animals is more than a minor inconvenience.

I like you, I really do, but being married to you would be hell.
See this is why I was so happy you guys were trolling about a relationship. That poor bitch never stood a chance.

10 years from now: "we've already got 32 cats running gang wars in our house, whys she being such a bitch about one more? She's supposed to be home schooling them but they don't even speak English yet. Marriage is terrible"
post 1597899201 02-16-2020, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
See this is why I was so happy you guys were trolling about a relationship. That poor bitch never stood a chance.

10 years from now: "we've already got 32 cats running gang wars in our house, whys she being such a bitch about one more? She's supposed to be home schooling them but they don't even speak English yet. Marriage is terrible"
I seriously don't know how she does it.
Two pets and my kids and I'm busy. I couldn't imagine one more on top of that.
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post 1597899271 02-16-2020, 06:55 PM
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post 1597899291 02-16-2020, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
I seriously don't know how she does it.
Two pets and my kids and I'm busy. I couldn't imagine one more on top of that.
I think they also have other animals now, though I can't remember the details
post 1597899391 02-16-2020, 06:56 PM
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Sometimes you’ve just got to put your foot down and be the man of the house op


Edit: You and your wife sleep in separate bedrooms?
Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
You don't "need" more cats and, in all honesty, more animals is more than a minor inconvenience.

I like you, I really do, but being married to you would be hell.
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post 1597899431 02-16-2020, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
I seriously don't know how she does it.
Two pets and my kids and I'm busy. I couldn't imagine one more on top of that.
I mean the haired cats only live in my bedroom. It isn't like I expect her to care for them or be directly in contact with them.
Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
Thats why he went into debt so he has no savings to split up. She has to pay off half his debt, most of it she doesnt even know about right now. Thats playing 4d chess. Checkmate bish.
Lmao @ 4D chess comment.
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post 1597899621 02-16-2020, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
I mean the haired cats only live in my bedroom. It isn't like I expect her to care for them or be directly in contact with them.



Lmao @ 4D chess comment.
Your room? Like y'all sleep in separate bedrooms?
And the haired ones, as in plural? How many cats do you have?
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post 1597899731 02-16-2020, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
Your room? Like y'all sleep in separate bedrooms?
And the haired ones, as in plural? How many cats do you have?
You need to read this whole thread lol, yes they sleep in seperate rooms, one of the cats lives in her room, and he's planning on building a wall mounted cat tree in there while she's out one day
post 1597899761 02-16-2020, 07:03 PM
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Zyra what's up with your constant goth phase?
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post 1597899811 02-16-2020, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
Your room? Like y'all sleep in separate bedrooms?
And the haired ones, as in plural? How many cats do you have?
Yeah. We sleep better with our own space. I'm a night owl. Been doing it for years. The hairless one is in her room. The haired one sleeps with me. The second haired one I'm proposing would be joining the first.
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post 1597899821 02-16-2020, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
Zyra what's up with your constant goth phase?
I mean, I'm in a clown phase, currently.
Just ignore it.
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post 1597899871 02-16-2020, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
You need to read this whole thread lol, yes they sleep in seperate rooms, one of the cats lives in her room, and he's planning on building a wall mounted cat tree in there while she's out one day
I'm slowly catching up. Lol.

How are these people still holding on?
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post 1597900071 02-16-2020, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
I'm slowly catching up. Lol.

How are these people still holding on?
Who knows, I asked him if he's honestly just hoping for her to leave and he said maybe. Still planning on knocking her up again though
post 1597900121 02-16-2020, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
Who knows, I asked him if he's honestly just hoping for her to leave and he said maybe. Still planning on knocking her up again though
Jon has impulse control issues. Lol
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post 1597900161 02-16-2020, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
I mean, I'm in a clown phase, currently.
Just ignore it.
Nah it looks good on you
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post 1597900991 02-16-2020, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
I mean the haired cats only live in my bedroom. It isn't like I expect her to care for them or be directly in contact with them.



Lmao @ 4D chess comment.
Jesus christ you selfish piece of schit any cats in the house are too many. Your wife is allergic.

Get rid of the phucking cats tomorrow including the bald one.
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post 1597901071 02-16-2020, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
You don't "need" more cats and, in all honesty, more animals is more than a minor inconvenience.

I like you, I really do, but being married to you would be hell.
I’m surprised anyone take him seriously.
post 1597902041 02-16-2020, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Jesus christ you selfish piece of schit any cats in the house are too many. Your wife is allergic.

Get rid of the phucking cats tomorrow including the bald one.
I moved to her chitty city away from all my family and friends because she refused to. Now starting a business in the same chitty city so she doesn't have to leave. I can have some pets for company.
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post 1597902781 02-16-2020, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
I moved to her chitty city away from all my family and friends because she refused to. Now starting a business in the same chitty city so she doesn't have to leave. I can have some pets for company.
Your wife and child is supposed to be your company.
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post 1597903011 02-16-2020, 08:15 PM
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I have to deal with many married people pertaining to the job I work; and literally about 95% of them has the woman controlling everything and she puts the guy down. They even flirt with me and coworkers. Chit truly makes me not wanna get married lol. I already have doubts of the practicalities of it... but that chits the icing on the top. I’ll never succumb to that bs
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post 1597903341 02-16-2020, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
I moved to her chitty city away from all my family and friends because she refused to. Now starting a business in the same chitty city so she doesn't have to leave. I can have some pets for company.
You're the one that basically lied about your whole life to trick her into marriage though...
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
I moved to her chitty city away from all my family and friends because she refused to. Now starting a business in the same chitty city so she doesn't have to leave. I can have some pets for company.
"She's a huge kunt soI'mgoing to be a huge kunt too!!"

Yeah that's the solution. You're not 12 anymore *******, sort your life out.
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Originally Posted By guest89⏩
I think a lot of women manipulate their significant other and change them/control them. Then over time they lose respect for them because they aren't even the same guy they fell in love with.
This 100%. They spend all their time trying to break you down and make you obey and as soon as you finally do they lose all respect for you as a man. This of course is a piece of chit immature toxic woman.

There are women out their who will respect their partners personhood.
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Originally Posted By proteinsnake⏩
This 100%. They spend all their time trying to break you down and make you obey and as soon as you finally do they lose all respect for you as a man. This of course is a piece of chitimmature toxic woman.

There are women out their who will respect their partners personhood.
All women in 2020 are immature and toxic. Even if they were raised right, they get a constant flood of third-wave feminist bullchit from friends and media. My wife has legit told me she won't move to a state that attempts to ban abortion even though she's against it, because she needs to be in solidarity with her retarded hippie friend/coworker.
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Originally Posted By guest89⏩
Women don't exactly gush for a weak man who asks her permission or consults her for his wants/needs. They also don't necessarily like when a man depends on them. Even if they tolerate that.



Made it clear to my girlfriend from the start that I'll always do what I want to do. I won't be manipulated or controlled. I don't 'need' to be in a relationship. I'm perfectly happy being single. If at any point there is an issue for her we can go our separate ways with no hard feelings or drama. She also knows I don't think much about the institution of marriage and wouldn't mind being a bachelor into my 40s and 50s. So she knows I'm not bluffing on separating over petty issues. I think a lot of women manipulate their significant other and change them/control them. Then over time they lose respect for them because they aren't even the same guy they fell in love with.




With that said. You make schitty decisions with pets so maybe you should listen to your wife on this one.
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
Guy "I want/need _______"
Girl "No. That isn't ideal for me"
Guy "Yes but it's a minor inconvenience for you and extremely important to me"
Girl "Stop being selfish"

The incels are lucky.
If it's about getting yet another pet, it's understandable that she's reluctant. The cats sleep with you while she sleeps in a different room.
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Not sure if its been said yet in this thread, but could this not all be bad Karma as a result of not fulfilling some sort of oath? (exothermic combination of head fluff and oxygen)
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