mirin thread you BDSM-loving, Autobahn riding ****

repped

but srsly tho this would make thread of the year if u posted the pics of chopped up cooked mouse for validity

Everytime you've ever been accused of it.

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=177170441

Where have I denied it even in THAT particular thread? You're really slow, aren't you?

For your convenience...

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=177739301

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...post1569812431

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=176610621

So are you denying being a troll paid to sew division by admitting being fuking nuts?

K...

Here we go, everything from A to Z...

Neighbors have cats that frequently visit me, show up in front of the house, etc. Sometimes they bring birds and mice they have caught. Sometimes alive, other times dead. One of the cats brought a mouse, but it didn't kill it yet, it was playing with it and threw it around and chit. Even though I love cats (and dogs for that matter), I don't like watching that and I decided to intervene, to save the mouse from the cat. I managed (initially) to save it from the cat, but it ends up biting my right hand. Not really that painful, but symptoms described in the original post slowly start developing. Two people were at my apartment at this time, one of them is a friend, we'll just call him "Mr. A", and the other used to be one of my business associates, we'll call him "Mr. B". He's among other things, a strong believer in homeopathy, all kinds of natural cures, and his wife works as a "Heilpraktiker" here in Germany.

Shortly after me "saving" the mouse, I find that the cat had found it again, killed it, but refused to eat it and just brought it in front of my door. After I opened this thread on the misc, Mr. B advises me that what I'm experiencing could be something similar to an allergic reaction. Supposedly he knows about cases where people got stung by a bee, had a strong, almost life threatening reaction, then swallowed the bee afterwards, which caused the opposite effect and actually saved the person. Since the dead mouse is already laying there, he advises me to eat the mouse, saying it'll cause the opposite effect just like the case with the bee. Mr. A argues against it, Mr. B argues for it. I hate visiting hospitals / emergency rooms, so I say fukk it, I'll find a way to eat it.

I tell him there's no way I can actually chew on mouse-meat and swallow it, so we need to find a good solution. He comes up with the following idea: after boiling it in water to kill all the germs, he'll basically make ground meat from it, chopping it extremely tiny, and we'll put it into something where I won't even notice the taste. So he does that, and we put it into a bowl of Magerquark, with lots of added cinnamon to mask the flavor and smell.

To all the retards: It's NOT a rat, the mouse was EXTREMELY SMALL, a bit larger than half of my thumb perhaps.

Anyway, I manage to eat the Magerquark with the mouse pieces inside, and shortly thereafter chit gets even worse. It's both vomiting and diarrhea, plus everything else that came prior to it. The emergency room was unavoidable at this point. Both myself and Mr. A get into a heated argument with Mr. B for suggesting what he did. We tell him to go home and that we don't need his help. Since I can barely walk at that point, Mr. A calls someone else to help him transport me to the car and to the emergency room.

After we arrived there it's a looong story which I don't think anyone has any interest in hearing, but to make it short, I got treated for both the bite-related infection as well as food poisoning. I have a list from the hospital about the exact diagnoses and treatment. The food poisoning was resolved fairly quickly, but I have to finish taking antibiotics because of the mouse bite. I spent exactly four days at the hospital, and for the rest I was recovering right here at home. It might take another week or two to be back to full health. And although I won't get into details, "Mr. B", who gave me his chitty advice which made things worse, is someone I won't have any contact with again, ever.

Cliffs:

- Tried to save mouse from cat
- Got bitten by the mouse
- Showed symptoms described in original post
- Cat found the mouse later and brought it back dead
- Someone tells me that this might be an allergic reaction, mentions stories about people getting reactions after bee stings, then swallowing the bee and quickly recovering
- That same person advises me to eat the mouse
- The already dead mouse gets cooked in hot water and then chopped up into a bowl of Magerquark with lots of cinnamon to hide the flavor and smell
- I eat the mouse
- I get even more sick
- I get treated at a hospital and am now almost fine, need to finish taking some medication, and should expect fully recovery within a week, two weeks max

I'm rustled as fuk and want to explode.

" I eat the mouse"

Is Germany out of food due to Corona?

No, if you had read the thread you'd know that it was a failed attempt to counter the body's reaction to the mouse-bite.

So are you denying being a troll paid to sew division by admitting being fuking nuts?


K...

Honestly, just fuk off.

You sound like a huge *******. Don't care if troll. Yes, rustled.

*******.

Damn I don’t understand the hate in this thread,

No, if you had read the thread you'd know that it was a failed attempt to counter the body's reaction to the mouse-bite.

Aside from clearly being an enemy of Israel, you're just not very bright lol.

You would also never have the guts to do what I did.

Now on ignore you go.

Fukkkkk Israel you mouse eating ******* lmao

Fukkkkk Israel you mouse eating ******* lmao

I avoid rat bites and the like by not being poor. You should try it OP.

No, if you had read the thread you'd know that it was a failed attempt to counter the body's reaction to the mouse-bite.

Damn I don’t understand the hate in this thread, glad you’re ok op, don’t eat anymore rodents, I keep telling rednecks here to not skin and eat the squirrels, this is proof why