Fkn LOL @ SingleCELS.

07-22-2020, 08:36 AM

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RICHSTRONG
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Fkn LOL @ SingleCELS.

Dementia risk leaps by 30% if you live alone in your 50s and 60s as isolation takes a much greater toll than previously thought, research says

-Study by University College London surveyed 21,666 people over the age of 55
-The authors warned that there is a growing number of elderly people living alone
-Loneliness, stress and lack of cognitive stimulation could all be factors in the rise
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...arch-says.html

Lol @ no experiencing lifelong affection and sexxors
Lol @ not experiencing the 'I do' and beautiful wedding to someone you love
Lol @ not getting the dik shivers holding someone you love

Lol @ never hearing 'you may kiss the bride'

meanwhile on singlecel/samsbolton Misc....

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07-22-2020, 08:46 AM

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phikappa
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[QUOTE=RICHSTRONG post_id=1611335921][b]Dementia risk leaps by 30% if you live alone in your 50s and 60s as isolation takes a much greater toll than previously thought, research says
[/QUOTE]The problem is that the incels already have dementia. So they're fcuked from the start.

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07-22-2020, 08:48 AM

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Real talk. I can't help but lmao @ single 4 life crew members. "Haha yeah bro i got sweet sports car, a cool house and i mean, i don't get laid anymore but that doesn't stop me from hitting on 20 years olds at the bar on the weekend with my divorced bros"

Imagine the cope

07-22-2020, 08:48 AM

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DesiredUserphag
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Jokes on you because I'm blowing my head off by 40 at the latest

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07-22-2020, 08:48 AM

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Imagine having to cook every meal lol

07-22-2020, 08:50 AM

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Lemme holla @ your daughter

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07-22-2020, 08:52 AM

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Most days, that is all dead accurate. Every once in a while, I daydream about total peace and quiet and smile.

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07-22-2020, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted By grey27⏩

Imagine having to cook every meal lol

This. My SO makes restaurant grade meals everyday. It's my main reason for being in a relationship. Srs.

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07-22-2020, 08:59 AM

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Meanwhile you're fcking the same hole for 30 years JUST LOL.

07-22-2020, 09:00 AM

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Aristotelian
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Originally Posted By Griggz⏩

Real talk. I can't help but lmao @ single 4 life crew members. "Haha yeah bro i got sweet sports car, a cool house and i mean, i don't get laid anymore but that doesn't stop me from hitting on 20 years olds at the bar on the weekend with my divorced bros"

Imagine the cope

Yup, the cope comes in many shapes and forms. Just imagine thinking that being in a happy relationship is a bad thing.

Just...lol.

07-22-2020, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted By ****inator⏩

Meanwhile you're fcking the same hole for 30 years JUST LOL.

Jakes on you..I only do it few times a year so it always feels 'fresh' like the first time boyo!

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07-22-2020, 09:04 AM

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Partially agree, but anything to do with marriage is 100% societal disneyland bullchit. Having a partner you love and who loves you is great though. But also, finding that chemistry is difficult.

07-22-2020, 09:04 AM

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But what about my HOBBEEES

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07-22-2020, 09:05 AM

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So true. Life seems like it would get boring and lonely only living for yourself. Then again most people on here are jaded af and believe all women are cheating sloots.

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07-22-2020, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩

Lol @ not getting the dik shivers holding someone you love

Too much feels

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07-22-2020, 09:08 AM

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07-22-2020, 09:11 AM

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07-22-2020, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩

Jakes on you..I only do it few times a year so it always feels 'fresh' like the first time boyo!

It's not gonna feel so fresh when I get done with it.....

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07-22-2020, 09:13 AM

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just lol @ euglenas, nice flagellum ass hole lol

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07-22-2020, 09:14 AM

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I’m not living to 50

just lol at you oldcels

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07-22-2020, 09:16 AM

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Some people genuinely prefer being alone. Also, people become widows and widowers. There are countless ways to get "cognitive stimulation", I have no clue why you would need to be married to get that. Also, stress? Being single = far less stress.

07-22-2020, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩

Literally the only thing that sucks after 40 is the dating market. As to anything else to me it’s just like being in my 20s.

I can agree with this as a happily married guy, actually. I'd hate to have to go back to dating. When I was younger I dreaded the idea of hitting 40, and yet here I am - more healthy (mind, body and soul) than I have ever been, with plenty of cash flow to boot.

07-22-2020, 09:21 AM

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You're not entirely wrong - isolation/lack of social interaction is def bad for mental health/the brain, so I do think a lot of single brahs over 40 are coping.

Outside that though, just lol at your Disney fairy tale version of marriage.

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07-22-2020, 09:24 AM

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Who wants to chip in on a misc oldcel co-housing project?

- gym (duh)
- nice laundry room ('cause gym)
- big garage (car guys)
- kitchen inside and out (protonz)
- dog park (puppers)
- garden
- gun range
- workshop
- max available internet service

And errybody gets a suite w/sitting area, bed, bath, kitchenette with thick walls because reasons.

I'm available to be house mom/manager.

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07-22-2020, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩

Jokes on you because I'm blowing my head off by 40 at the latest

Me too!

Wait....let's make it 50.

07-22-2020, 09:27 AM

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IlChosenOne
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩

But what about my HOBBEEES

Originally Posted By kcadrenalin⏩

It's not gonna feel so fresh when I get done with it.....

Originally Posted By Polaris⏩

Some people genuinely prefer being alone. Also, people become widows and widowers. There are countless ways to get "cognitive stimulation", I have no clue why you would need to be married to get that. Also, stress? Being single = far less stress.

Originally Posted By nas_is_illmatic⏩

You're not entirely wrong - isolation/lack of social interaction is def bad for mental health/the brain, so I do think a lot of single brahs over 40 are coping.

Outside that though, just lol at your Disney fairy tale version of marriage.