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post 1612911221 08-07-2020, 11:05 PM
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Did my penis and I get redpilled by my girlfriend tonight?

I have what I consider to be a relatively large penis...maybe not by misc standards, but at least compared to normal non-10k a day bros.

So...blah, blah, blah...my gf and I decided to measure my junk tonight...which I was happy to do with her...all proud and whatnot.

Anyway...7.5" while she's giving me head (pretty sure I could've gotten another 1/4 inch if I was by myself, tbh, but whatever).

So...later we're in the kitchen and I bring up how we measured my junk earlier and how it was probably the biggest she's ever had, but she replied that I was actually somewhere in the middle.

Somewhere in the middle?

I just laughed it off, as we usually don't delve into each other's sexual past, but I have to admit it stung just a bit as most girls usually comment on it being the biggest.

Cliffs:

- OP claims to have bigger than average penor
- OP's gf claims to apparently have smashed proudmanlet prior to dating OP
- OP on suicide watch
post 1612911401 08-07-2020, 11:09 PM
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sloots gonna sloot op
post 1612911581 08-07-2020, 11:11 PM
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How she felt the first time u whipped it out:



When u hit it doggy style:



When u hit it missionary:



When you go to work:

post 1612911611 08-07-2020, 11:12 PM
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Your own fault for bringing it up boyo 🤣 u get what u ask for
post 1612911621 08-07-2020, 11:12 PM
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Should’ve replied “yeah had way tighter poontang than yours too”
post 1612911701 08-07-2020, 11:14 PM
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Time to ldar OP. Penor game is weak brah
post 1612912201 08-07-2020, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted By quadfecta⏩
Should’ve replied “yeah had way tighter poontang than yours too”
Lmao, this.

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post 1612912471 08-07-2020, 11:28 PM
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break up with her and date me. you'd be the biggest ive ever had (full homo)
post 1612912791 08-07-2020, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted By quadfecta⏩
Should’ve replied “yeah had way tighter poontang than yours too”
Originally Posted By Eggiesinabasket⏩
Lmao, this.

Brutal.
Ironically her gear is super tight...she's only 26 and not a complete hoe, but I guess that sh*t is apparently pretty elastic in any case.
post 1612913021 08-07-2020, 11:39 PM
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Lamo it’s over for dicklets. “7.5” “big”

I’d be on suicide watch after that. just lol

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post 1612913051 08-07-2020, 11:40 PM
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Cliffs:
OP measures pee pee and adds inches
OP tries to flex said pee pee and brings it up
OPs GF puts OPs pee pee in its place and hits him with the truth.
OP is Upset and posts on misc.
post 1612913141 08-07-2020, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted By beansieweansie⏩
break up with her and date me. you'd be the biggest ive ever had (full homo)
Phuck I’m turned on
post 1612913241 08-07-2020, 11:43 PM
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OP leaves out that his dink is a 7.5" x 0.75" spaghetti noodle
post 1612913361 08-07-2020, 11:45 PM
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brutal

will never get into those convos with a girl
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post 1612913421 08-07-2020, 11:46 PM
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That’s disrespect op. Serious.

Anything else she has said or done recently that may be a red flag?

Keep your eyes and ears open.
post 1612913491 08-07-2020, 11:47 PM
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I can’t get my head around your tiny ego mental processing to say some lame chit like.

“Isn’t that the biggest pee pee you’ve had? Yeah rite?” Rite?!?” Like wtf is up with you baiting ****s. And if she agreed you would just be swimming in that chit just cause she agreed cause you baited? Dude this is so cringe..
post 1612913511 08-07-2020, 11:48 PM
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OP you have literally no / ZERO idea how many dicks an average 4/10 girl has seen by the age of 21


She's seen it all XXXL / XXL / XL / M / S / XS / OP sized dicks
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post 1612913521 08-07-2020, 11:48 PM
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Why would you bring that up with her? You're putting her in the position where she either has to lie or make you feel bad.

And even if she did lie why would you want your GF thinking back to her past sex she's had and comparing them with you.

Fking weird
post 1612913601 08-07-2020, 11:50 PM
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Her body count is probably 20+ srs

Chicks see a lot of wiener in there life, the smart ones just don’t bring it up
You guys, I'm seriously
post 1612913661 08-07-2020, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Heaney⏩
OP leaves out that his dink is a 7.5" x 0.75" spaghetti noodle
I was definitely blessed with length and not girth, but it's certainly not a .75" spaghetti noodle. It's almost 4" around with a cloth tape. Between 3.5" and 4" depending on where u measure it.
post 1612913681 08-07-2020, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted By DDSF1⏩
That’s disrespect op. Serious.

Anything else she has said or done recently that may be a red flag?

Keep your eyes and ears open.
This if not roll bread.
post 1612913741 08-07-2020, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
Why would you bring that up with her? You're putting her in the position where she either has to lie or make you feel bad.

And even if she did lie why would you want your GF thinking back to her past sex she's had and comparing them with you.

Fking weird
He wanted to force feed his weak as5 ego. And was looking for one answer. And she didn’t give it to him and gave him the real deal and this is why we are posting on this lame as5 post.

OP as a kid: mommy I’m the biggest handsomest boy in the whole wide world right?!?

OPs Mom: yes honey you really are

OP: ok now I know I truly am . She said so. Not cause I asked tho.
post 1612913831 08-07-2020, 11:53 PM
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Tfw girl says that without you baiting her and making her feel bad for hurting your feelings or just getting pooped on CREW.
post 1612913851 08-07-2020, 11:54 PM
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Ouch.
BPEL or NBPEL?


Do some jelqs the next time your in the shower.
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lol OP packing 7.5" micro penis. your life is over
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post 1612914021 08-07-2020, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
Ouch.
BPEL or NBPEL?


Do some jelqs the next time your in the shower.
Not bone pressed...I'm sure I could've shoved it into my skin another half inch or so.

The funny thing is I've had girls swear it's 12 inches long, lol. Girls can't tell size for sh*t.
post 1612914311 08-08-2020, 12:03 AM
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Time to rename yourself 4.1”Delta
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I know my GF has has much bigger than what I can bring to the bedroom, but just as well, I've had tighter and girls with bigger/nicer teddies. I'm not with them. Fact is OP, if you can't get it done with 7.5" (although probably realistically in the 6" range) you wouldn't be getting it done with 9".
post 1612914501 08-08-2020, 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178⏩
I know my GF has has much bigger than what I can bring to the bedroom, but just as well, I've had tighter and girls with bigger/nicer teddies. I'm not with them. Fact is OP, if you can't get it done with 7.5" (although probably realistically in the 6" range) you wouldn't be getting it done with 9".
Stop enabling OP.
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Here’s your answer op

Girls like big pen or and if she’s with you she is satisfied

However I know this is a troll post, a well written one at that, but if you ever ask that question, she will just give that answer to lie because sloots are fickle and calculating creatures, I’m sure if you gave her diamond earrings then asked she would swear it’s at least double the size , but in times that they are not awed and vulnerable (rare) they will never allow the upper hand in such a matter

It’s part of their attempt at gaining equality despite physical inferiority is my best guess
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