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Thread: Did my penis and I get redpilled by my girlfriend tonight?

post 1612918551 08-08-2020, 01:48 AM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
3.5 - 4.0" (it's thicker at the tip).
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post 1612918671 08-08-2020, 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted By RackaDo⏩
Her body count is probably 20+ srs

Chicks see a lot of wiener in there life, the smart ones just don’t bring it up
This
Originally Posted By NeednOut⏩
OP you have literally no / ZERO idea how many dicks an average 4/10 girl has seen by the age of 21


She's seen it all XXXL / XXL / XL / M / S / XS / OP sized dicks
And this

She's just your turn, you were never hers OP
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
3.5 - 4.0" (it's thicker at the tip).
Start girthmaxxing asap srs
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post 1612919031 08-08-2020, 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted By CopeFear⏩
Start girthmaxxing asap srs
She already complains that it hurts as it is.

I think it just looks thin because it's so long.
post 1612919101 08-08-2020, 02:05 AM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
3.5 - 4.0" (it's thicker at the tip).
srs?
you have a proper tape for that?
the average is like 4.9 inches or something srs

edit

"The average girth is 4.59 inches for an erect penis. Girth is the circumference of the penis at its widest section"
im in low 5s for girth and feel like I want way more girth
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post 1612919151 08-08-2020, 02:06 AM
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Originally Posted By AgentSkyhawk⏩
This



And this

She's just your turn, you were never hers OP
ASH has spoken. Tours over
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post 1612919261 08-08-2020, 02:09 AM
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Originally Posted By quadfecta⏩
Should’ve replied “yeah had way tighter poontang than yours too”
No, he shouldn't. Had he done that he would have come across as super butthurt and pathetic. He was the one who was asking for it.
Come on, how cringy is that? "Ohh yeah baybee I'm such a hung stud look at me, admit it." - Would you have preferred her to lie to him just to make him feel better? Isn't that what everyone complains about? He just shouldn't have brought it up. It's a rule little kids should learn early on: don't brag if you don't really have anything exceptional to brag about.

Making a butthurt remark about her puss would only have shown the amount of butthurt OP was feeling in that moment and would have been out of place. After all, his sloot gf wasn't bragging about the tightness of her snatch.
post 1612919331 08-08-2020, 02:11 AM
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OP been measuring in cm instead of in this entire time.
post 1612919371 08-08-2020, 02:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
srs?
you have a proper tape for that?
the average is like 4.9 inches or something srs

edit

The average girth is 3.66 inches for a flaccid penis and 4.59 inches for an erect penis. Girth is the circumference of the penis at its widest section.
im in low 5s for girth and feel like I want way more girth
Yeah, I have a cloth measuring tape.

Erect it is bout 3.5" inches at the thickest part (not counting the head which is almost 4" around).

It's only like 2.5" around when soft, but I'm a grower, not a shower.
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Originally Posted By Rixxen⏩
No, he shouldn't. Had he done that he would have come across as super butthurt and pathetic. He was the one who was asking for it.
Come on, how cringy is that? "Ohh yeah baybee I'm such a hung stud look at me, admit it." - Would you have preferred her to lie to him just to make him feel better? Isn't that what everyone complains about? He just shouldn't have brought it up. It's a rule little kids should learn early on: don't brag if you don't really have anything exceptional to brag about.

Making a butthurt remark about her puss would only have shown the amount of butthurt OP was feeling in that moment and would have been out of place. After all, his sloot gf wasn't bragging about the tightness of her snatch.
I think the issue is most people are saying it was a kunt thing to say. Women know guys are self conscious about the size of their tool, you don’t red pill him by saying it’s average right after he was bragging about it if you don’t want some sort of backlash/tension to result from it. You can reply with banter as long as it’s delivered with an air of playfulness (the tone of voice and body language indicate if you’re saying it to spite her) to neutralize the situation imo
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Mirin' rejection from OP's girl after OP goes fishing for compliments. You played a classic female game and somehow lost.

OP:TELL ME HOW BIG AND MANLY MY DINK IS!
Sloot:No, I don't think I will.
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Originally Posted By Rixxen⏩
No, he shouldn't. Had he done that he would have come across as super butthurt and pathetic. He was the one who was asking for it.
Come on, how cringy is that? "Ohh yeah baybee I'm such a hung stud look at me, admit it." - Would you have preferred her to lie to him just to make him feel better? Isn't that what everyone complains about? He just shouldn't have brought it up. It's a rule little kids should learn early on: don't brag if you don't really have anything exceptional to brag about.

Making a butthurt remark about her puss would only have shown the amount of butthurt OP was feeling in that moment and would have been out of place. After all, his sloot gf wasn't bragging about the tightness of her snatch.
Repped for truth..
post 1612919771 08-08-2020, 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Mirin' rejection from OP's girl after OP goes fishing for compliments. You played a classic female game and somehow lost.

OP:TELL ME HOW BIG AND MANLY MY DINK IS!
Sloot:No, I don't think I will.
Opie made his bed, now gnight sweet prince
post 1612919801 08-08-2020, 02:24 AM
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Originally Posted By quadfecta⏩
I think the issue is most people are saying it was a kunt thing to say.Women know guys are self conscious about the size of their tool, you don’t red pill him by saying it’s average right after he was bragging about itif you don’t want some sort of backlash/tension to result from it. You can reply with banter as long as it’s delivered with an air of playfulness (the tone of voice and body language indicate if you’re saying it to spite her) to neutralize the situation imo
I get it that you think it's a bitch move to say that. But on the other hand, is OP a grown man or a little girl? Do you really want to be treated like a sensitive little snowflake by your girl? I know I don't and there's a reason for that: Whatever she says that will hurt you, if she says it you at least know what shethinks. What if she's super careful about what she says and doesn't just to not hurt your feelings, but still thinks those things? To me that would me much worse, because in that case you'd be like a dumbass living in this fantasy world in regards to certain things with your girl.
Just imagine what it would be like if you were habitually bragging about your dick, physique, pretty face or whatever and your girl was playing along, only for you to find out after years/months that she was sweet talking you while thinking "what a micropeen unaesthetic chinlet moron!".

tl;dr: I'd much rather have her say it str8 to me face m8.
post 1612919901 08-08-2020, 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Rixxen⏩
I get it that you think it's a bitch move to say that. But on the other hand, is OP a grown man or a little girl? Do you really want to be treated like a sensitive little snowflake by your girl? I know I don't and there's a reason for that: Whatever she says that will hurt you, if she says it you at least know what shethinks. What if she's super careful about what she says and doesn't just to not hurt your feelings, but still thinks those things? To me that would me much worse, because in that case you'd be like a dumbass living in this fantasy world in regards to certain things with your girl.
Just imagine what it would be like if you were habitually bragging about your dick, physique, pretty face or whatever and your girl was playing along, only for you to find out after years/months that she was sweet talking you while thinking "what a micropeen unaesthetic chinlet moron!".

tl;dr: I'd much rather have her say it str8 to me face m8.
In the context of this thread its pretty evident OP is self conscious of his dink.

His ego is scarred from this brutal red pill, even though he was asking for it by bragging about it, I don’t think responding to a kunt remark about the size by doubling down on the hubris is the proper response lol. Pulling that off would require her not seeing through you feigning confidence so as not to appear butt hurt - not likely since sloots are experts at reading body language

Different strokes for different folks (no pun)
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Originally Posted By quadfecta⏩
In the context of this thread its pretty evident OP is self conscious of his dink.

His ego is scarred from this brutal red pill, even though he was asking for it by bragging about it, I don’t think responding to a kunt remark about the size by doubling down on the hubris is the proper response lol. Pulling that off would require her not seeing through you feigning confidence so as not to appear butt hurt - not likely since sloots are experts at reading body language

Different strokes for different folks (no pun)
Op got what he asked for, that’s why I never enter into those kinds of conversations unless I’m prepared to hear some chit I don’t want to. He ordered and she delivered.

Am I gonna brag about my height when I’m like a bit above a manlets height? Don’t think so, but if I get a compliment on it I’ll take it. But there’s always someone bigger or smaller, just be happy with what u have and shut it
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Originally Posted By xEvo3⏩
Op got what he asked for, that’s why I never enter into those kinds of conversations unless I’m prepared to hear some chit I don’t want to. He ordered and she delivered.

Am I gonna brag about my height when I’m like a bit above a manlets height? Don’t think so, but if I get a compliment on it I’ll take it. But there’s always someone bigger or smaller, just be happy with what u have and shut it
Good analogy .. brb 6,1 .
“Hey baby aren’t I the tallest dude you’ve been with ?” Dude made his Bed and now it’s sleepy time. The fact she didn’t care to even spare his baby feels shows she either sees through his **** if he acts like that all the time or she doesn’t give a chit. Either way it doesn’t phase me. Lol
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Originally Posted By xEvo3⏩
Op got what he asked for, that’s why I never enter into those kinds of conversations unless I’m prepared to hear some chit I don’t want to. He ordered and she delivered.

Am I gonna brag about my height when I’m like a bit above a manlets height? Don’t think so, but if I get a compliment on it I’ll take it. But there’s always someone bigger or smaller, just be happy with what u have and shut it
Will rep on rn for common sense.
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
srs?
you have a proper tape for that?
the average is like 4.9 inches or something srs

edit

"The average girth is 4.59 inches for an erect penis. Girth is the circumference of the penis at its widest section"
im in low 5s for girth and feel like I want way more girth
Wouldn't it be better to measure it at the base, middle shaft and under glans.

Add them together and divide by tree to get the average girth.
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post 1612920721 08-08-2020, 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
Yeah, I have a cloth measuring tape.

Erect it is bout 3.5" inches at the thickest part (not counting the head which is almost 4" around).

It's only like 2.5" around when soft, but I'm a grower, not a shower.
She complains it hurts because you're stabbing her cervix with your 7.5 length.

Girth wise it probably feels like a fingerblasting to her.
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penis debate
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Almost copypasta worthy OP
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
penis debate
What else would you expect from the Misc on a Saturday?
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Originally Posted By quadfecta⏩
7.5 isn’t that big though. Never mind the fact that he probably added half an inch to impress his gf on the official measurement

Legit 8” is when girls start to say “wow that chit is huge” but girth is just as important. That’s why penile enlargement surgeries that increase both x and y are becoming increasingly popular

Women watching porn just as much as men is raising the bar for dink size even though 7” is like the top 15 percentile
I gurantee I can fuk sloots better then any dude in here 8+ or more. My **** only like 7.2-7.3, and 5.3 girth. Always made sloots cum multiple times
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Originally Posted By ipunchurgirl⏩
I gurantee I can fuk sloots better then any dude in here 8+ or more. My **** only like 7.2-7.3, and 5.3 girth. Always made sloots cum multiple times
And then you woke up
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
Clamp.
Just get penis pump. I never used any of that. I wouldnt want more length srs
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Originally Posted By ipunchurgirl⏩
Just get penis pump. I never used any of that. I wouldnt want more length srs
Have u got a pump?
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Originally Posted By CopeFear⏩
And then you woke up
Most guys dont know how to fuk or bust early and cant stay hard. I can bust & stay hard. I fuk better then most guys. My thrusting is better, but its not even just that even with random sloots I do foreplay. I take my time to really own all her body. I also dirty talk I have a deep aesthetic voice. I been in long distance relationships with sloots & I have gotten them off with just my voice. If you cant please a girl with an average 6x5 size cawk u wont with an 8 inch. It might even be worse, and more awkward if you have an 8 inch
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Originally Posted By xEvo3⏩
Have u got a pump?
No, but my friend told me it works. I dont wish to be longer. 5.5-5.8 girth wouldn't be bad, but im happy with 5.3
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Originally Posted By ipunchurgirl⏩
Most guys dont know how to fuk or bust early and cant stay hard. I can bust & stay hard. I fuk better then most guys. My thrusting is better, but its not even just that even with random sloots I do foreplay. I take my time to really own all her body. I also dirty talk I have a deep aesthetic voice. I been in long distance relationships with sloots & I have gotten them off with just my voice. If you cant please a girl with an average 6x5 size cawk u wont with an 8 inch. It might even be worse, and more awkward if you have an 8 inch
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