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Thread: How Much Would Someone Regret Breaking into Your House Right Now?

post 1613485721 08-13-2020, 09:56 PM
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Let's say as soon as you read the title of this thread, someone started kicking down your door

How much on a scale of 1-10 would they regret their decision?

1.25oz (547 grain) 1600fps magnum slug crew

For me, they would regret it 10/10 for a couple minutes max crew

4 ur time



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post 1613486121 08-13-2020, 10:01 PM
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well nobodys down strairs right now so the can sit down watch Netflix and chill
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post 1613486171 08-13-2020, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted By mr.left
well nobodys down strairs right now so the can sit down watch Netflix and chill
but who was tripwire claymores?
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post 1613486181 08-13-2020, 10:02 PM
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I'm on a pretty nasty dry spell so if it's a sloot then she's def gonna regret it.

And if it's a dude then he's REALLY gonna regret it.

wot
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post 1613486321 08-13-2020, 10:04 PM
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Tbh I doubt anyone would break in based on the dogs alone, rotties are a very effective Good Boy deterrent
post 1613486381 08-13-2020, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Halfway⏩
Tbh I doubt anyone would break in based on the dogs alone, rotties are a very effective Good Boy deterrent
wood pet with gauntlets on if they had tails crew
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post 1613486451 08-13-2020, 10:07 PM
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But jakes on them, I live in an apartment.
When Trump faces a reality she can't stand, she becomes highly emotional and illogical. Every crisis is met by histrionics, tantrums and an inability to deal with facts. "Its a HOAX! Its a FRAUD!"

The emotion then becomes the reality. Those of us with girlfriends are familiar with this phenomena. Donald Trump menstruating 24/7: "Blood coming out of his eyes, blood coming out of his WHEREVER."
post 1613486481 08-13-2020, 10:07 PM
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Literally on the office floor next to me.
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post 1613486611 08-13-2020, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted By NuggzTheNinja⏩


Literally on the office floor next to me.
does it rust if you load the water mags?
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post 1613486641 08-13-2020, 10:09 PM
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yeah well what happens when you fire and miss and now you're temporarily blinded, deaf... just shot through the wall and killed your neighbors dog and now the perp is charging you with a sickle.
post 1613486781 08-13-2020, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
does it rust if you load the water mags?
yup, so if they survive the bullets, they still get the tetanus.
Originally Posted By DeputyDong5⏩
yeah well what happens when you fire and miss and now you're temporarily blinded, deaf... just shot through the wall and killed your neighbors dog and now the perp is charging you with a sickle.
Bad guy is blinder and deafer and more on fire
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post 1613486811 08-13-2020, 10:12 PM
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post 1613486841 08-13-2020, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted By DeputyDong5⏩
yeah well what happens when you fire and miss and now you're temporarily blinded, deaf... just shot through the wall and killed your neighbors dog and now the perp is charging you with a sickle.
sickle?

look at me...

you think i've never met a reaper before?

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post 1613486871 08-13-2020, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted By NuggzTheNinja⏩


Literally on the office floor next to me.
have you ever even been to the range with that rig
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post 1613486971 08-13-2020, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted By DeputyDong5⏩
yeah well what happens when you fire and miss and now you're temporarily blinded, deaf... just shot through the wall and killed your neighbors dog and now the perp is charging you with a sickle.
you keep firing until they fall. eventually you'll hit them. lol at firing and waiting to see if they react
post 1613486991 08-13-2020, 10:14 PM
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Unfortunately Trudeau took the majority of our guns away, so ya I’d be in a world of hurt.
I guess go grab a knife , but we Canadians get imprisoned for defending ourselfs .


Coolest thing I seen was a plate that held shotguns shells . You install it behind the drywall , then deploy the shells via a remote or tablet etc
Back with my Fam
post 1613487011 08-13-2020, 10:15 PM
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Well I got a bull mastif (155 pounds) male( moose)
And I got a sword I bought at the renaissance fair and got it sharpened before this pandemic occurred.. while moose has their arm I’ll go for the head
post 1613487021 08-13-2020, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
wood pet with gauntlets on if they had tails crew
No need for gloves, they love anyone who they don't see as a threat.

post 1613487031 08-13-2020, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted By NuggzTheNinja⏩
yup, so if they survive the bullets, they still get the tetanus.



Bad guy is blinder and deafer and more on fire
What happens when intruder is a serial intruder and has ear and eye pro?

post 1613487051 08-13-2020, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
you keep firing until they fall. eventually you'll hit them. lol at firing and waiting to see if they react
lol @ waiting for the door to actually open before firing
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post 1613487121 08-13-2020, 10:16 PM
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Not much. Instead of unloading one of my many firearms in their direction I would simply try to talk to them and understand what it is they need from me.

I live in California where it is frowned upon and illegal to hurt someone for breaking into your home.
Horny.
post 1613487131 08-13-2020, 10:16 PM
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I don't have a gun crew so I am **** up
post 1613487151 08-13-2020, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Inger2⏩
Well I got a bull mastif (155 pounds) male( moose)
And I got a sword I bought at the renaissance fair and got it sharpened before this pandemic occurred.. while moose has their arm I’ll go for the head
honestly, a spear is probably the GOAT home defense weapon
Originally Posted By Blasting⏩
Not much. Instead of unloading one of my many firearms in their direction I would simply try to talk to them and understand what it is they need from me.

I live in California where it is frowned upon and illegal to hurt someone for breaking into your home.
never seen a weaker username to post content correlation
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post 1613487161 08-13-2020, 10:16 PM
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Looks like the spiders caught another fly
Originally Posted By BenchWellington⏩
I'm on a pretty nasty dry spell so if it's a sloot then she's def gonna regret it.

And if it's a dude then he's REALLY gonna regret it.

wot
Better wake him up then
post 1613487201 08-13-2020, 10:17 PM
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I wish a hot sloot would try to break into my house lol
post 1613487221 08-13-2020, 10:18 PM
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I have to keep my firearms locked because im in Cuckanada, but they would regret it.
post 1613487281 08-13-2020, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Blasting⏩
Not much. Instead of unloading one of my many firearms in their direction I would simply try to talk to them and understand what it is they need from me.

I live in California where it is frowned upon and illegal to hurt someone for breaking into your home.
It would be impolite to not offer your guest coffee or tea.
post 1613487291 08-13-2020, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted By AlwaysFocus⏩
I have to keep my firearms locked because im in Cuckanada, but they would regret it.
you got mounties doing sweeps in your crib on the reg, brehddy?
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post 1613487381 08-13-2020, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
you got mounties doing sweeps in your crib on the reg, brehddy?
haha no, but you never know if the feds are monitoring my posts, nomsayin?
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Originally Posted By DeputyDong5⏩
It would be impolite to not offer your guest coffee or tea.
That would be racist, my friend. I would also probably offer them my Glock 19 as a means of protection for them since they clearly live a very tough life.
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