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08-26-2020, 10:32 PM
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and as much as i try to tell myself that it's the flesh of an animal, my taste buds be like


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brand? pics? lucky bastard.
a dream of mine is to get a hunter license, shoot some deer and turn it into beef jerky.
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a dream of mine is to get a hunter license, shoot some deer and turn it into beef jerky.
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you're eating a massive dik


08-26-2020, 10:40 PM
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Put it like this, if i got offered up some prime pussy or a bag of this prime beef jerky, it would be a hard decision.
The packet says 100% pure BBQ Irish beef.
Fuc cows, srs. This chit is too good.
I'm an apex predator, what more can i say?
The packet says 100% pure BBQ Irish beef.
Fuc cows, srs. This chit is too good.
I'm an apex predator, what more can i say?
08-26-2020, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
it would be deer jerky then not beef... lolbrand? pics? lucky bastard.
a dream of mine is to get a hunter license, shoot some deer and turn it into beef jerky.
imagine!
a dream of mine is to get a hunter license, shoot some deer and turn it into beef jerky.
imagine!
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Originally Posted By snailsrus⏩
Meat is meat.it would be deer jerky then not beef... lol
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08-26-2020, 10:46 PM
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08-26-2020, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
Dat feel when you become the Willy Wonka of the "beef" jerky scene.a dream of mine is to get a hunter license, shoot some deer and turn it into beef jerky.
imagine!
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08-26-2020, 10:49 PM
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What's Beef?
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What is the best beef jerky?
Can you get venison jerky? What's it like? hnnng?
Can you get venison jerky? What's it like? hnnng?
08-26-2020, 11:06 PM
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I make my own beef jerky. It's actually pretty easy to do. This is steak I bought, slightly frozen so I can cut it thinly easier. Some kinda marinate I came up with and hot chili flakes. I also do ground beef (lean as you can get) with a calking gun to push the meat out into a flat form and that is even easier. And I like the stuff I make way more than the stuff I buy and it cost WAY less.


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Originally Posted By Casca⏩
I've been wanting to make my own for like 10 years but I always cave in and buy it lolI make my own beef jerky. It's actually pretty easy to do. This is steak I bought, slightly frozen so I can cut it thinly easier. Some kinda marinate I came up with and hot chili flakes. I also do ground beef (lean as you can get) with a calking gun to push the meat out into a flat form and that is even easier. And I like the stuff I make way more than the stuff I buy and it cost WAY less.


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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
What's beef? Beef is when you need 2 Gats to go to sleepWhat is the best beef jerky?
Can you get venison jerky? What's it like? hnnng?
Can you get venison jerky? What's it like? hnnng?
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08-26-2020, 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Dontoewsmebro⏩
C4 to your door, no beef, no more, niggggha!!!What's beef? Beef is when you need 2 Gats to go to sleep
Beef is when your moms ain't safe up in the streets
Beef is when I see you
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What's beef? Beef is when you make your enemies start your Jeep
Beef is when you roll no less than 30 deep
Beef is when I see you
Guaranteed to be in ICU
Beef is when your moms ain't safe up in the streets
Beef is when I see you
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What's beef? Beef is when you make your enemies start your Jeep
Beef is when you roll no less than 30 deep
Beef is when I see you
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08-26-2020, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted By havoc00⏩
Buy a dehydrator, the one I got is under $50. Make your own. It really is easy and the cost is like a $17 of beef, whatever for marinade and whatever else you want on it. I estimate when I make beef jerky for @$25, if I bought already made, it'd be way over $100.Wish it wasnt so expensive
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the thing with beef jerky is, even with the expensive brands you don't know if it's gonna be really good or taste like crap until you try it. I've had some really good ones, but others if the texture is off or something about the flavor isn't good for me, I feel like I wasted 12 bucks or whatever amount the bag (they can be pricey). Also some of them said refrigerate after opening (wtf) so they went bad. I thought all the spices keep it from spoiling.
my fav is teriyaki flavor ones or spicy
my fav is teriyaki flavor ones or spicy
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08-26-2020, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Rexcalibr⏩
Preservatives keep it from spoiling. Preservatives are bad for you. I don't put any of that **** in what I make either, I make enough for a month and refrigerate.Also some of them said refrigerate after opening (wtf) so they went bad. I thought all the spices keep it from spoiling.
my fav is teriyaki flavor ones or spicy
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Originally Posted By miscbrah44⏩
I've been in the market for a dehydrator, what brand do you use?I've been wanting to make my own for like 10 years but I always cave in and buy it lol
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
It's pretty damn easy to do actually. Just cut into thin strips, marinate it and then put it on the dehydrator. One of my college neighbors used to do it on his front porchbrand? pics? lucky bastard.
a dream of mine is to get a hunter license, shoot some deer and turn it into beef jerky.
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Dehydrator and DIY is the best.
Combine with deer or moose, even better.
issue is you can knock off about fifteen lbs of meat without knowing it because you cant stop.
I went back to just grilling it for that reason, but if you like jerky cut it thin, marinate as you like and crank the dehydrator to high.
Combine with deer or moose, even better.
issue is you can knock off about fifteen lbs of meat without knowing it because you cant stop.
I went back to just grilling it for that reason, but if you like jerky cut it thin, marinate as you like and crank the dehydrator to high.
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Tfw cant eat jerky anymore due to health resons.

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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
You can also just use your oven on a very low temp and crack the door to let moisture out.I've been in the market for a dehydrator, what brand do you use?
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Originally Posted By mrjolly2323⏩
What condition is that? You can't even make it yourself (healthier without excessive salt/preservatives).Tfw cant eat jerky anymore due to health resons.

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The only jerky i typically eat is the real chit you gotta refrigerate from the amish country. Those people know how to make some fukin jerky boyos
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