Thread: Are you scared of spiders?
08-28-2020, 01:54 PM
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Are you scared of spiders?
Are you scared of those 8 legged nasties who sometimes invade our homes? How do you deal with them, kill or evict?
Also, as men, has it fallen to you to be the designated pest controller of your household?
The reason I ask is that I currently have a huge spider trapped under a washing up bowl and am too scared to lift it to actually deal with it as the spider was unbelievably quick and I will probably lose it... and I am alone, I can’t do this guys.
Not going to make it.
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Also, as men, has it fallen to you to be the designated pest controller of your household?
The reason I ask is that I currently have a huge spider trapped under a washing up bowl and am too scared to lift it to actually deal with it as the spider was unbelievably quick and I will probably lose it... and I am alone, I can’t do this guys.
Not going to make it.

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When I was a kid, yes. Not anymore, with that said, I would be a bit more fearful of the bigger ones. Still, I have no problem just getting a Kleenex and just killing them now.
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no. let them go. they are nature's natural exterminators. they will get rid of any bugs you have in your house. don't bother them and they won't bother you.
p.s. WTF is a "washing up bowl"? sounds very British.
p.s. WTF is a "washing up bowl"? sounds very British.
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spiders are cool. i saw a hairy black spider in my basement and i nearly dapped him up. told him keep doing ya thing
now i have centipedes and theyre EVIL. and i will kill them all. one flew up on my bed and on me. i never been so disgusted. now im on a personal mission to kill them cawk suckers. fking summer bugs man
cant wait for winter to come and they all die
now i have centipedes and theyre EVIL. and i will kill them all. one flew up on my bed and on me. i never been so disgusted. now im on a personal mission to kill them cawk suckers. fking summer bugs man
cant wait for winter to come and they all die
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When I was younger, I would catch wolf spiders by hand to feed to my gecko. None of that stuff bothers me, I would also go to the field at a nearby bird sanctuary and catch garter snakes bare handed. They'd be biting all over my arms, zero fuks given
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pics of spider? I have a cat, she kills anything smaller than her.
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08-28-2020, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Destor⏩
when i was young i used to catch daddy long legs and rip their legs off one by one. i know its fked up now but i was a kid. now i see them and im like sry bud. enjoy free rentWhen I was younger, I would catch wolf spiders by hand to feed to my gecko. None of that stuff bothers me, I would also go to the field at a nearby bird sanctuary and catch garter snakes bare handed. They'd be biting all over my arms, zero fuks given
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Originally Posted By DynamicDot⏩
This one is huge. I don’t think we have poisonous spiders in Uk but I have never seen one this big. I can’t even be in the same room as it and I was part-way through washing up!When I was a kid, yes. Not anymore, with that said, I would be a bit more fearful of the bigger ones. Still, I have no problem just getting a Kleenex and just killing them now.
Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
I can’t do that, I would never be able to relax.no. let them go. they are nature's natural exterminators. they will get rid of any bugs you have in your house. don't bother them and they won't bother you.
p.s. WTF is a "washing up bowl"? sounds very British.
p.s. WTF is a "washing up bowl"? sounds very British.
It’sa usually plastic bowl that you out in your sink to wash plates etc up in. Useful!
Originally Posted By thenightskies⏩
Can’t deal with an creepies.spiders are cool. i saw a hairy black spider in my basement and i nearly dapped him up. told him keep doing ya thing
now i have centipedes and theyre EVIL. and i will kill them all. one flew up on my bed and on me. i never been so disgusted. now im on a personal mission to kill them cawk suckers. fking summer bugs man
cant wait for winter to come and they all die
now i have centipedes and theyre EVIL. and i will kill them all. one flew up on my bed and on me. i never been so disgusted. now im on a personal mission to kill them cawk suckers. fking summer bugs man
cant wait for winter to come and they all die
I just freeze up and panic.Originally Posted By Destor⏩
Mirin’. And here I am scared to go into my own kitchen in case the spider got out of the make-shift prison I slammed on him.When I was younger, I would catch wolf spiders by hand to feed to my gecko. None of that stuff bothers me, I would also go to the field at a nearby bird sanctuary and catch garter snakes bare handed. They'd be biting all over my arms, zero fuks given
Originally Posted By atomicbbgum⏩
You can’t expect me to lift the bowl up and get a picture! I can’t let him go, but I can’t deal with him myself. This sucks.pics of spider? I have a cat, she kills anything smaller than her.
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My wife is terrified of the creepy crawlies so I'm the designated bug smasher. Spiders don't bother me. When I used to read meters I'd run my face into at least 1 spider web every morning. You get numb to it after a while. The only poisonous spiders we have are brown recluses and black widows. These are the creepiest ones we have

They get pretty big and their webs are thick so if you get them in your mouth or face they are hard to get off.

They get pretty big and their webs are thick so if you get them in your mouth or face they are hard to get off.
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08-28-2020, 02:08 PM
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Not really, there's just always that little part of me though that wonders - "what if this happens to be a poisonous one". Plus I don't really know how identify a brown recluse, so any spider could potentially be a brown recluse as far as I know.
08-28-2020, 02:11 PM
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There are these fast running spiders that come down from my attic, I think the same thing as the OP has, from the outside and bite me while I'm sleeping. Caught one in the act on my leg while I was falling asleep. Killed a bunch over the years as they accidentally show themselves. Surprisingly fast. And somewhat smart. That reminds me I have to put up my netting again. Wish the nature folks were so adamant about not screwing with the ecosystem. Like how we just released some scientifically engineered male mosquitos that breed females that can't reproduce, we should target all these nasty critters (like ticks) for extinction.
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
argiope aurantia is dopeMy wife is terrified of the creepy crawlies so I'm the designated bug smasher. Spiders don't bother me. When I used to read meters I'd run my face into at least 1 spider web every morning. You get numb to it after a while. The only poisonous spiders we have are brown recluses and black widows. These are the creepiest ones we have

They get pretty big and their webs are thick so if you get them in your mouth or face they are hard to get off.

They get pretty big and their webs are thick so if you get them in your mouth or face they are hard to get off.
my favorite spiders are members of the phidippus genus
(no arachno)
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1 Put a ring of benzene around bowl
2 Light the ring
3 have lighter and deodorant ready
4 lift bowl and throw away
5 watch the beast in its ring of fury
6 give it hell by fireblasting it into oblivion
2 Light the ring
3 have lighter and deodorant ready
4 lift bowl and throw away
5 watch the beast in its ring of fury
6 give it hell by fireblasting it into oblivion
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08-28-2020, 02:25 PM
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absolutely terrified of them but it depends which ones
every spider gets killed on sight but those dont scare me, it's the big hairy ones where you can see the disgusting face and 8 eyes. that chit gives me a physical reaction.
every spider gets killed on sight but those dont scare me, it's the big hairy ones where you can see the disgusting face and 8 eyes. that chit gives me a physical reaction.
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op pick it up and put it in your hair and let it nest on you. it only wants to be friends. we have a primitive instinct to fear arachnids but they really are the friends we never had if given the chance
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UK is literally the Canada of Spiders. They are all complete pussies, non poisonous, rarely bite (if they could open their jaws wide enough .... Try biting a basket ball for comparison).
UK is literally the Canada of Spiders. They are all complete pussies, non poisonous, rarely bite (if they could open their jaws wide enough .... Try biting a basket ball for comparison).
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Originally Posted By LegDayLol⏩
i heard they can't pierce the skin because their mouthparts are all fukked up from centuries of inbreeding on an islandLocation: United Kingdom
UK is literally the Canada of Spiders. They are all complete pussies, non poisonous, rarely bite (if they could open their jaws wide enough .... Try biting a basket ball for comparison).
UK is literally the Canada of Spiders. They are all complete pussies, non poisonous, rarely bite (if they could open their jaws wide enough .... Try biting a basket ball for comparison).
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
See above....no. let them go. they are nature's natural exterminators. they will get rid of any bugs you have in your house. don't bother them and they won't bother you.
I don't kll spiders.....I have studied them a bit.
Generally speaking, they're harmless to humans.
I've always had a designated spider jar to catch and release to the outside environment.
Much fear and ignorance exists regarding spiders....but, they are unattractive and can understand why some have the phobia.
Although, it's an unwarranted/unnecessary 'phobia'.
They're fascinating arthropods.
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
You must have some British heritage theni heard they can't pierce the skin because their mouthparts are all fukked up from centuries of inbreeding on an island
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Originally Posted By Wayne
When a big one is in close proximity of your bedSee above....
I don't kll spiders.....I have studied them a bit.
Generally speaking, they're harmless to humans.
I've always had a designated spider jar to catch and release to the outside environment.
Much fear and ignorance exists regarding spiders....but, they are unattractive and can understand why some have the phobia.
Although, it's an unwarranted/unnecessary 'phobia'.
They're fascinating arthropods.
A good weekend to all....
I don't kll spiders.....I have studied them a bit.
Generally speaking, they're harmless to humans.
I've always had a designated spider jar to catch and release to the outside environment.
Much fear and ignorance exists regarding spiders....but, they are unattractive and can understand why some have the phobia.
Although, it's an unwarranted/unnecessary 'phobia'.
They're fascinating arthropods.
A good weekend to all....
And your jar is 2 floors downstairs. You get the jar?
I just smash em with old big economics books. Also throw the books if on the wall. But since my new place isn't a mess with holes in the walls there rarely is a spider now
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Am I hell afraid no - I'd just catch it and kill it, incy wincy one or a Daddy Long Legs!!!
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Originally Posted By LegDayLol⏩
Heya bro - how are you, PM me and look up ur in -box!!You must have some British heritage then
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I don’t mind spiders, they kill other bugs. There’s one in the bedroom ceiling corner I named. Black widows I’ll kill, that’s the only dangerous spiders here
But anything black and yellow that flys scares the crap out of me because I’m deathly allergic
But anything black and yellow that flys scares the crap out of me because I’m deathly allergic
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Originally Posted By thenightskies⏩
Just the daddy long legs? or do you give all spiders free reign for reparations now....?when i was young i used to catch daddy long legs and rip their legs off one by one. i know its fked up now but i was a kid. now i see them and im like sry bud. enjoy free rent
Originally Posted By wincel⏩
Lol Can’t deal, can’t even have my feet on the floor now just in case he isn’t where I left him.Generally, if they get too close to me inside, I kill them. Otherwise, I leave them. Outside, I respect them and avoid them.
Originally Posted By quadfecta⏩
Nooe, nope nope nope. Would not step foot in that house again until some professional had made the house safe again. How fo people cope with that chit!Yea i like spiders. But don’t think I could live in a country where they get this big


Originally Posted By Bucksfan1988⏩
I am scared of getting stung by a wasp... and know our UK spiders won’t really hurt me but I freeze up scream at the sight of a spider, but can keep walking calmly past a wasp. Weird.no. more afraid of wasp than spiders
spider never bite even if you push them and smack at em
spider never bite even if you push them and smack at em
Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
Seriously believe that it is mans sworn duty (and moral obligation!) to deal with household creepies, most guys seem pretty fearless. Mirin’. Srs.My wife is terrified of the creepy crawlies so I'm the designated bug smasher. Spiders don't bother me. When I used to read meters I'd run my face into at least 1 spider web every morning. You get numb to it after a while. The only poisonous spiders we have are brown recluses and black widows. These are the creepiest ones we have

They get pretty big and their webs are thick so if you get them in your mouth or face they are hard to get off.

They get pretty big and their webs are thick so if you get them in your mouth or face they are hard to get off.
Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
Same, I don’t even get a chance to look at them properly anyways so even if I knew which were the evil ones and which were just the bad ones, I would just panic anyways.Not really, there's just always that little part of me though that wonders - "what if this happens to be a poisonous one". Plus I don't really know how identify a brown recluse, so any spider could potentially be a brown recluse as far as I know.
**** I hate them. Wish we could eradicate them all with affecting the ecosystem. On that note.... would erasing headlice from existence actually cause any problems in the food chain?
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I’m phobic of spiders. I’m slowly learning to chill with the little ones, and kill them myself. But if it’s a big one, or the ones that jump, fook that I’m out! Thank God my husband isn’t afraid of them. He’s my hero when it comes to those horrible creatures.
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