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post 1623487531 11-23-2020, 03:00 PM
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I can’t poop help

I ate some pizza last night and now it feels like I need to poop bad. But I can barely poop, and when I do, they’re small (feel huge as I’m thrusting them out).

I’ve been on the toilet for an hour total today and only let out a few. What do misc??
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Some people are going to tell you to fist yourself, but I would start with just one finger and see how it goes.
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post 1623488201 11-23-2020, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
Some people are going to tell you to fist yourself, but I would start with just one finger and see how it goes.
Fuarkk how did I not expect something like this
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post 1623488931 11-23-2020, 03:13 PM
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try men, let us know how it goes.

Also take those new extra three inches you allocated from your pen0r and put them into your angus, might help it loosen up a bit
post 1623489561 11-23-2020, 03:21 PM
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You’re telling me, I sat on the toilet for five
minutes this aft and just farted a few times.
post 1623489671 11-23-2020, 03:22 PM
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Do some cardio to loosen up the chit within ur ass
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post 1623489701 11-23-2020, 03:23 PM
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Lots of water, fiber, and pepto bismol.
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post 1623489851 11-23-2020, 03:24 PM
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Maybe the gerbil turned sideways and now blocking the way out.
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post 1623490071 11-23-2020, 03:27 PM
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fish fillet from mcd's does this to me for some reason. not painful but i just cannot chit until 16hrs or so later.

drink prune juice.
post 1623490161 11-23-2020, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Bigdumogre⏩
Maybe the gerbil turned sideways and now blocking the way out.
I can confirm
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post 1623490711 11-23-2020, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted By ShakeBrah⏩
I ate some pizza last night and now it feels like I need to poop bad. But I can barely poop, and when I do, they’re small (feel huge as I’m thrusting them out).

I’ve been on the toilet for an hour total today and only let out a few. What do misc??
If you're really constipated and hurting, go to a local drug store and grabmagnesium citrate. Drink 5-6oz of it(half the small bottle)

It's an osmotic saline that works the fastest(no cramping)

You'll be pooping in 20-60 minutes


Fair warning: it's going to clear out your colons by drawing a ton of water, expect to be chitting for the next 12-24 hours so drink a lot of fluids
Originally Posted By Misc420Doctor⏩
Lots of water, fiber, and pepto bismol.
Pepto Bismol will make the constipation worse
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post 1623490911 11-23-2020, 03:36 PM
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Drink some olive oil, that should do the trick.
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post 1623491081 11-23-2020, 03:37 PM
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Uh oh, back flow up next for you OP.

Let us know when you vomit and it tastes of actual chit.
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post 1623491741 11-23-2020, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted By ScannerDarkly⏩
Drink some olive oil, that should do the trick.
Does this actually work??
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post 1623491791 11-23-2020, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Misc420Doctor⏩
Lots of water, fiber, and pepto bismol.
yup water and fiber
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Originally Posted By ShakeBrah⏩
Does this actually work??
For babies, yes. In adults it will do little to nothing short of drinking a gallon of it

Laxatives are cheap, I always recommend Miralax(osmotics) to patients to avoid cramping commonly associated with stimulant laxatives(sennosides)

In an emergency pinch, do the aforementioned magnesium citrate. $2 per bottle
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post 1623492391 11-23-2020, 03:54 PM
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post 1623493651 11-23-2020, 04:10 PM
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something like the salts with water, plus eating a tonne of fibre. You do not need to sort this out immediately.
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MiraLAX

It’s over the counter and you mix it in some water. Doesn’t cause any gas or bloating while it helps you go.

Back in the day my oldest was on it due to medical issues. Works like a charm.
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Eating a pear. They're high in fiber, right? Also about to go do legs, so I'm sure I'll just dump it all out in the squat rack.
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I take psyllium husk pills every night and poop 2-3 times a day like clockwork. The days I don't take it I'm back to bloated constipation.
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Just be prepared for the lumpy chocolate butt whale you’re going to anally birth in a few hours

Might want to lube up your toilet drain now to avoid clogging
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Fuking lmao can you not
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
If you're really constipated and hurting, go to a local drug store and grabmagnesium citrate. Drink 5-6oz of it(half the small bottle)

It's an osmotic saline that works the fastest(no cramping)

You'll be pooping in 20-60 minutes


Fair warning: it's going to clear out your colons by drawing a ton of water, expect to be chitting for the next 12-24 hours so drink a lot of fluids




Pepto Bismol will make the constipation worse
Doesn't help if it's too big and hard to come out.

OP you might literally have to pull it out.
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