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nice car but....
you gotta show us them license plate aesthetics for us to give you an accurate rating OP
you gotta show us them license plate aesthetics for us to give you an accurate rating OP
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Solid.
I have an X5 and can confirm, newer BMW is more than enough to make sloots sit on a towel so I don’t need to mop down the passenger seat after they get out.
Enough power to lift their skirt by pushing it enough to trigger the turbos lightly. For some reason every girl turns the music up and starts doing that dumb car dance they do and whipping their hair around on a first date after a couple drinks. Lol though at the jelly on others guys at a stoplight.
Was wheeling around a sloot who was having an affair with me, her husband has Ferrari’s and chit and obviously my car can’t come close, but even she commented on it being nice.
And same, I’ll never buy anything other than BMW until I’m in my 50’s and get a Macan and 911.
There’s enough BMWs on the road that repairs are easy and not that expensive and God forbid you get in an accident, used body parts are easy to find.
I have an X5 and can confirm, newer BMW is more than enough to make sloots sit on a towel so I don’t need to mop down the passenger seat after they get out.
Enough power to lift their skirt by pushing it enough to trigger the turbos lightly. For some reason every girl turns the music up and starts doing that dumb car dance they do and whipping their hair around on a first date after a couple drinks. Lol though at the jelly on others guys at a stoplight.
Was wheeling around a sloot who was having an affair with me, her husband has Ferrari’s and chit and obviously my car can’t come close, but even she commented on it being nice.
And same, I’ll never buy anything other than BMW until I’m in my 50’s and get a Macan and 911.
There’s enough BMWs on the road that repairs are easy and not that expensive and God forbid you get in an accident, used body parts are easy to find.
Originally Posted By propreffered7⏩
I had a G35 back in the day and girls will definitely comment on it being nice, but the instant sloot effect that a nice BMW has is 10x.is the beamer in the pic an m5? i think the beamer in the pic just needs better rims then it'd prob stand out
idk why mine's so sexy, i haven't seen another g37 close. but if you catch it at the right angle it looks sweet. also convertible

idk why mine's so sexy, i haven't seen another g37 close. but if you catch it at the right angle it looks sweet. also convertible

12-05-2020, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted By propreffered7⏩
Nice man - those are quick tooidk why mine's so sexy, i haven't seen another g37 close. but if you catch it at the right angle it looks sweet. also convertible


Nah, mine is not an M5; its a 430 gran coupe with a few upgrades to make it fast
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12-05-2020, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
i guess i was just talking from an aesthetic standpoint and people's perception without looking in.Nice man - those are quick too. Nah, mine is not an M5; its a 430 gran coupe with a few upgrades to make it fast
i would prob not characterize yours or an m5's 600 hp as average
i do think different rims aesthetically would make it stand out more as that seems to be what you're talking about
12-05-2020, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted By propreffered7⏩
Nah man I wish mine was 600HP; my HP is closer to yours (~310), which is still above average for surei guess i was just talking from an aesthetic standpoint and people's perception without looking in.
i would prob not characterize yours or an m5's 600 hp as average
i do think different rims aesthetically would make it stand out more as that seems to be what you're talking about
i would prob not characterize yours or an m5's 600 hp as average
i do think different rims aesthetically would make it stand out more as that seems to be what you're talking about
and I agree, I have thought about getting some different rims but I probably won't follow through. I've had this car for 3+ yrs and will prob get a new one in the next 18 months
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12-05-2020, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted By SkiGains⏩
Cause i talked about it in my post lol. I said if you cant see the emblem. Its an infinitihow come you censored the logo?
I remember i parked right next to a brand new charger or challenger. Think it was dodge. Owner standing at the tail end of it proudly. Im getting out of my car and random dude goes "hey nice car" to me and challenger guy got discouraged
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Originally Posted By stevemckenna⏩
Honestly I’m sort of going for the supreme gentleman vibe (ded fkn Srs)
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when you live in my city. Legit exotic cars everywhere so I can laugh at your old poverty BMW
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Originally Posted By propreffered7⏩
Lmao irl. Looks more like an accord coupe than anything halfway decent. You probably think a 300 looks almost like a bentleyhmm i think mine can LOOK super car- ish. keyword, looks. by no means am i suggesting it is, but if you know nothing about cars and cant see the emblem initially you may think so
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Thats like a 2007 Civic here in LA
12-05-2020, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted By blazenbb⏩
this supposed to hurt me or hwhat baby?Lmao irl. Looks more like an accord coupe than anything halfway decent. You probably think a 300 looks almost like a bentley
curious if you think your words take away from my experience in the aforementioned post
12-05-2020, 02:13 PM
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I mean its a BMW made out of plastic running gear so theres that
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Not sure I'd ever buy a BMW just cause they are so common here in a major city (and honestly even other entry level cars among luxury brands). They are good cars and better driver cars than most of the brands out there. But among luxury brands and specifically among the 3 major Germans, I just don't love the interior/tech of BMW. It's what drove me to Audi years ago.
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Originally Posted By cruz02148⏩
Congrats, beautiful Audi (ded fkn Srs)Not sure I'd ever buy a BMW just cause they are so common here in a major city (and honestly even other entry level cars among luxury brands). They are good cars and better driver cars than most of the brands out there. But among luxury brands and specifically among the 3 major Germans, I just don't love the interior/tech of BMW. It's what drove me to Audi years ago.
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(But I’m BMW for life)
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Originally Posted By propreffered7⏩
No, I like them myself. Just saying what most people see. It’s dated and looks entry level. Yours looks very clean in that pic and they have a big following. But cars have come a long way. Look at that buirful audi and it’s only an rs5this supposed to hurt me or hwhat baby?
curious if you think your words take away from my experience in the aforementioned post
curious if you think your words take away from my experience in the aforementioned post
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Originally Posted By blazenbb⏩
i mean.. i know it's not bugatti or anything. not claiming suchNo, I like them myself. Just saying what most people see. It’s dated and looks entry level. Yours looks very clean in that pic and they have a big following. But cars have come a long way. Look at that buirful audi and it’s only an rs5
but i literally get comments everyday. srs
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It's a 4 door. I give it a 4/10. Sell it and get a coupe or an e series Mercedes
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yall really talking about spending 40k+ on some plastic yuppie trash because you think women like it lmao.
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Clean dude
Bmws truly impressed me when a 335i walked my buddies GTO like nothing.
Bmws truly impressed me when a 335i walked my buddies GTO like nothing.
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Originally Posted By cruz02148⏩
Audis are cringey as fk. lol.Not sure I'd ever buy a BMW just cause they are so common here in a major city (and honestly even other entry level cars among luxury brands). They are good cars and better driver cars than most of the brands out there. But among luxury brands and specifically among the 3 major Germans, I just don't love the interior/tech of BMW. It's what drove me to Audi years ago.
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