Thread: rate my fkn lunch plebs
12-18-2020, 09:50 AM
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rate my fkn lunch plebs
Sorry for the cocky title bro’s it’s just so easy to act arrogant when you have a big ass steak and an avocado staring at you in the fukking face (ded fkn Srs)


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12-18-2020, 09:52 AM
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Need pics of inside steak to determine if you did it right.
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12-18-2020, 09:53 AM
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No baked potato with it?
2/10 until I see some form of potato
2/10 until I see some form of potato
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12-18-2020, 09:54 AM
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Going to cut that steak with a spoon?
12-18-2020, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
Need pics of your snatch first (ded fkn Srs)Need pics of inside steak to determine if you did it right.
(not fkn Srs)

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12-18-2020, 09:57 AM
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6/10, need a salad or sweet potato with it. You get full with that much food?
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12-18-2020, 09:58 AM
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12-18-2020, 10:03 AM
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Needs a gallon more salt and pepper, there's a useless spoon on the plate for some reason, zero starches. I'd eat the steak, but don't call that a meal.
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12-18-2020, 10:03 AM
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2/10 ded srs. Im ****n hungry rn and probably rather eat some toast.
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12-18-2020, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Bigdumogre⏩
I'm on keto brah (ded fkn Srs)No baked potato with it?
2/10 until I see some form of potato
2/10 until I see some form of potato
Originally Posted By TheT800⏩
lmfao m8 i will fuk u up i swear itMcD's would be better than that
Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
inafter PenorBrahNoHomoGoing to cut that steak with a spoon?
Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
who throws a shoe? honestly??Why are you eating a shoe?
Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
Should've made a salad -- I'm on dat dere keto time. I will prob have a few spoons of PB in a couple hours or maybe a bunch of prosciutto and cheese (ded fkn Srs)6/10, need a salad or sweet potato with it. You get full with that much food?
Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
I cooked it on the back of my hot scalp that just underwent hair transplant surgeryDid you microwave that steak?
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12-18-2020, 10:05 AM
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Came in expecting the same chit as always. Was disappointed at first glance, it looked like you scorched that poor fcker. But dat purple on the inside.... oh hell yea.
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Your avocado doesn’t look ripe enough
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12-18-2020, 10:09 AM
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Need more char. Avocado is either poor quality or not ripe. Barely green.
But I like the combo/10. Just a terrible execution.
But I like the combo/10. Just a terrible execution.
I probably banged your mom.
Eat the whole animal like a real man.
12-18-2020, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted By Glutebrahhh⏩
Can't go to the usual greasy ass deli for like a week brah, am not even leaving my apt. unless walking my dog due to my post-op hair transplant scalp (ded fkn Srs)Came in expecting the same chit as always. Was disappointed at first glance, it looked like you scorched that poor fcker. But dat purple on the inside.... oh hell yea.
Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
Fkn bigot (ded fkn Srs) - reportedYour avocado doesn’t look ripe enough
Originally Posted By OT2000⏩
One of the most racist and homophobic posts I've ever seen on this Forum, and that's saying a lot (ded fkn Srs)Need more char. Avocado is either poor quality or not ripe. Barely green.
But I like the combo/10. Just a terrible execution.
But I like the combo/10. Just a terrible execution.
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12-18-2020, 10:15 AM
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Brutal cut you got there, brother.
I hope you treat yourself better. And you on a cut or something?
Cheers
I hope you treat yourself better. And you on a cut or something?
Cheers
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12-18-2020, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
You bring that chit to the DR you’ll get laughed back to Boca Raton, palFkn bigot (ded fkn Srs) - reported
One of the most racist and homophobic posts I've ever seen on this Forum, and that's saying a lot (ded fkn Srs)
One of the most racist and homophobic posts I've ever seen on this Forum, and that's saying a lot (ded fkn Srs)
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12-18-2020, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted By aleeboy⏩
Keto brah, yeah on a cut -- and yes; sirloin tip pretty cheap. I eat a lot of steak so honestly brother, the only time I'll splurge is when I go out and buy a steak at a proper steakhouse (ded fkn Srs)Brutal cut you got there, brother.
I hope you treat yourself better. And you on a cut or something?
Cheers
I hope you treat yourself better. And you on a cut or something?
Cheers
Cheers
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Dat protein and omega 3
12-18-2020, 10:22 AM
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10/10 bro, I do carnivore diet a lot too, lots of dinners of just rib eye + bacon + brie cheese
throw in an avocado now and again for potassium gains
throw in an avocado now and again for potassium gains
12-18-2020, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
I fukking love steak and avocado ,or fish and avocado.Why is avocado so damn good with meat?
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12-18-2020, 10:25 AM
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Where the A1 at eśe?
RealLifeAlpha could be eating a havoc00 meal and I’d still give him a 10/10 ded fukn srs
RealLifeAlpha could be eating a havoc00 meal and I’d still give him a 10/10 ded fukn srs
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12-18-2020, 10:28 AM
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- "steak"
- avocado
- fork and spoon
Utterly homosexual/10
- avocado
- fork and spoon
Utterly homosexual/10
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This is the cleanest meal i've ever seen you post. Mirin for the first time
12-18-2020, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By BigBro2448⏩
damn str8 bruh, real recognize real (ded fkn Srs)Dat protein and omega 3
Originally Posted By trufflepigg⏩
yeeee boiii --- dink game on 10/1010/10 bro, I do carnivore diet a lot too, lots of dinners of just rib eye + bacon + brie cheese
throw in an avocado now and again for potassium gains
throw in an avocado now and again for potassium gains
Originally Posted By rectifryer⏩
the GOAT combo bruv (ded fkn Srs)I fukking love steak and avocado ,or fish and avocado.
Why is avocado so damn good with meat?
GJDM.
Why is avocado so damn good with meat?
GJDM.
Originally Posted By Droopdx⏩
my fkn booooi -- reps on sight for life (ded fkn Srs)Where the A1 at eśe?
RealLifeAlpha could be eating a havoc00 meal and I’d still give him a 10/10 ded fukn srs
RealLifeAlpha could be eating a havoc00 meal and I’d still give him a 10/10 ded fukn srs
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you on that PSMF time?
Looks pretty good m7+1
Looks pretty good m7+1
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pure poverty steak/10
12-18-2020, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted By BraneyGumble⏩
Imagine living in 2020 and unironically not spooning avocado into your angus? JFL- "steak"
- avocado
- fork and spoon
Utterly homosexual/10
- avocado
- fork and spoon
Utterly homosexual/10
Originally Posted By frutistafreeze⏩
LMAO.... i know brah... I didn't make it to the greasy deli today (ded fkn Srs)This is the cleanest meal i've ever seen you post. Mirin for the first time
Originally Posted By Merovingian11⏩
Keto brah -- appreciate it m9-1 (ded fkn Srs)you on that PSMF time?
Looks pretty good m7+1
Looks pretty good m7+1
Originally Posted By calumscotland⏩
Say that to my face and not online pussy see what happenspure poverty steak/10
Originally Posted By MadFury⏩
And this is why you will never be the bestSolid meal, nothing special
7/10
I personally don't like to eat avocado like that. Would eat with some lettuce, herbs, and a dash of oil
7/10
I personally don't like to eat avocado like that. Would eat with some lettuce, herbs, and a dash of oil
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