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post 1626574163 12-25-2020, 02:22 PM
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Accidentally complimented my 1st cousins breasts (yes on xmas)

Was scrolling through snapchat
1st cousin (wearing a mask) had a sexy pic/video on SC, tons of cleavage on her at least double D's
i say "damn girl can i get a taste"
she writes back "LICK what you see? hehe"
i realize the username of the person, veggie530's1stcousin69

it's my dad's niece. my 1st cousin. blood of my kinsman.

now we've both made an inappropriate sexual comment to one another, presumably only me by accident

wat do?

August 2023:
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DL: 405 x 1 (PR); Trap Bar DL: 405 x 1
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post 1626574243 12-25-2020, 02:23 PM
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your immediate reaction to seeing nice tits on a snap story isn't even to read the name of the person but to immediately ask to taste them


fckin christ this man might have the highest test levels on the planet
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post 1626574393 12-25-2020, 02:25 PM
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knock on her door, she opens..."yes"
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post 1626574573 12-25-2020, 02:27 PM
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wait until she gets stuck in the washing machine
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post 1626574633 12-25-2020, 02:27 PM
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Lmao ultra high test
post 1626574683 12-25-2020, 02:28 PM
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Came for pics

Leaving disappointed

EDIT!!

Yeah those are some nice teds
Age: 30

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post 1626574893 12-25-2020, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted By BeginnerGainz⏩
Came for pics

Leaving disappointed
Have you tried restarting your router?
post 1626574953 12-25-2020, 02:31 PM
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were the pictures lost in transition?
if you need someone to chat with, don't hesitate to shoot me a PM.
post 1626574993 12-25-2020, 02:32 PM
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Snapchat is fine fella, if you find her stuck in a washing machine its a different ball game.
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post 1626575053 12-25-2020, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
Was scrolling through snapchat
1st cousin (wearing a mask) had a sexy pic/video on SC, tons of cleavage on her at least double D's
i say "damn girl can i get a taste"
she writes back "LICK what you see? hehe"
i realize the username of the person, veggie530's1stcousin69

it's my dad's niece. my 1st cousin. blood of my kinsman.

now we've both made an inappropriate sexual comment to one another, presumably only me by accident

wat do?
I loe e.
post 1626575083 12-25-2020, 02:33 PM
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Well, did you lick what you see??
post 1626575163 12-25-2020, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted By BeginnerGainz⏩
Came for pics

Leaving disappointed
stay tuned
Originally Posted By ChangeOfStyle⏩
were the pictures lost in transition?
i'm circa 2009. pics inbound
August 2023:
BW: 194
B: 315 x 3, 225 x 14 (PR: 335)
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DL: 405 x 1 (PR); Trap Bar DL: 405 x 1
OHP: 185 x 3 (PR), 135 x 16
Chins: 22(PR) Pushups: 83 (PR: 101)
1 Mile: 6:45 (PR: 5:52)
post 1626575293 12-25-2020, 02:36 PM
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There's only one thing to do. Fk your cousin of course.
post 1626575413 12-25-2020, 02:37 PM
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if she’s from Alabama, I’m from Alabama
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post 1626575603 12-25-2020, 02:40 PM
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In this case, we will count it if you wear a rubber.
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post 1626575873 12-25-2020, 02:44 PM
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time to
film a
boob job
with cock stuck
in between her boobs abyss
post 1626575903 12-25-2020, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
Was scrolling through snapchat
1st cousin (wearing a mask) had a sexy pic/video on SC, tons of cleavage on her at least double D's
i say "damn girl can i get a taste"
she writes back "LICK what you see? hehe"
i realize the username of the person, veggie530's1stcousin69

it's my dad's niece. my 1st cousin. blood of my kinsman.

now we've both made an inappropriate sexual comment to one another, presumably only me by accident

wat do?
Here, RealLifeAlpha said you can borrow this:

~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
post 1626576053 12-25-2020, 02:46 PM
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hard times in the world these days




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post 1626576143 12-25-2020, 02:48 PM
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What can you do?

Just lick her tits and get on with your Christmas
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post 1626576173 12-25-2020, 02:48 PM
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Wincest rhymes with cousins breast
Christmas is the time to request
A closer inspection of her undressed
Related boobies softly pressed

If you keep these feelings repressed
You probably need a dick test
You will not need to molest
If she lives south of midwest
Damn
post 1626576193 12-25-2020, 02:48 PM
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i'd bang most of my first cousins and a few of my first cousins once removed, but none of my second cousins (way too old).
post 1626576273 12-25-2020, 02:51 PM
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thats cool but where are the pics
post 1626576473 12-25-2020, 02:53 PM
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if the royal family did it why can't we brah
watchout your comments boyo ↓
post 1626576543 12-25-2020, 02:55 PM
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So are you going to show us your cousins tits or not ?
I'll globe you

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post 1626576613 12-25-2020, 02:56 PM
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where are the pics *******
post 1626576643 12-25-2020, 02:56 PM
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Pretty alpha tbh. OP sees something he likes and he goes for it, doesn't matter what.
Not in the AM
post 1626576733 12-25-2020, 02:57 PM
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One of my first cousins was super hot back in the day. Tall and skinny with enourrmoouuuuus udders. Too bad she lived in another country, because she told her mom she "would love to hang out with [cousin me] more". Sadly, she got fat.
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Originally Posted By xeron⏩
if she’s from Alabama, I’m from Alabama
If she’s 12 I’m 12
2023 bertie awards 2024 nominations

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post 1626578623 12-25-2020, 03:23 PM
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August 2023:
BW: 194
B: 315 x 3, 225 x 14 (PR: 335)
S: 315 x 2, 225 x 18 (PR's)
DL: 405 x 1 (PR); Trap Bar DL: 405 x 1
OHP: 185 x 3 (PR), 135 x 16
Chins: 22(PR) Pushups: 83 (PR: 101)
1 Mile: 6:45 (PR: 5:52)
post 1626578863 12-25-2020, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
Would cum on her breasts. But the real question is here how did you not know she’s your cousin?

Either way you should definitely fuk her at Christmas dinner on the table.
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