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post 1628054303 01-09-2021, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted By IronILLinois
if you care about getting roasted on here JFL. that's half the fun.
I’m on mobile RN I’ll post stuff when I get back
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post 1628054513 01-09-2021, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski
I’m on mobile RN I’ll post stuff when I get back
In to roast OP. Let's go boyos
post 1628054523 01-09-2021, 04:39 PM
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i hate to say it OP but theres a strong chance those are pics of her 10 yrs ago

but i mean chit, u got nothing to lose
be the turtle in the race.
post 1628054693 01-09-2021, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Cadet4life
i hate to say it OP but theres a strong chance those are pics of her 10 yrs ago

but i mean chit, u got nothing to lose
Lol you could be right who knows
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post 1628054983 01-09-2021, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski
Lol you could be right who knows
Stop being a pussy and go split her like a log of wood.

Even if they are old photos she's looking decent. Everyone young guy should get a cougar or two under their belt before you get married. Variety is the spice of life boyo.
post 1628055103 01-09-2021, 04:44 PM
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post 1628055413 01-09-2021, 04:47 PM
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text her now! why the f**k would you wait until you get home? so she can have other plans by then? come on, go for it!
post 1628055563 01-09-2021, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski
I’m on mobile RN I’ll post stuff when I get back
mah ****** gif
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post 1628057403 01-09-2021, 05:10 PM
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5 Things I Hate About Banging Women Over 30
So, what does a man do when he’s surrounded by a bunch of waddling fat-****s and things aren’t looking up? He looks down, and what does he find when he looks down? The dreaded single female over the age of 30. As a rule, I typically view the vast majority of single women over 30 in the same way I view those little gnats that fly around horse cocks when it’s hot outside: they’re annoying, worthless, and probably have dick-breath.

However, exceptions can and will be made for the better pecker gnats among us. A woman over 30 who goes the extra mile to take care of herself and possesses a physique that resembles a female human being certainly scores more points than some 250-pound warthog in her early to mid-twenties. But dating these older women is a depressing concession to make because they are—without question—the most ****ed-up group of people you’ll ever have the misfortune of interacting with:

Mental illness with an emphasis on Cluster B Personality Disorders? Check—and they’ve got the prescriptions and dead, soulless eyes to prove it.

Alcoholism? Double check—but don’t worry, “It’s only wine, and I only have a couple of glasses to help me sleep and ‘take the edge off’ after a hard day.” (Everyday is a hard day spent on the razor’s edge, apparently.)

Grotesque, degenerate pasts that would make prostitutes from previous generations seem like wife material? Check—Jimmy Dean hasn’t seen as much sausage as these beat to hell, cock snot receptacles.

Pathological lying? Big check—these women don’t have a clue as to who the hell they truly are or what they’re all about. And since they don’t know, neither will you.

Delusional or completely oblivious to all of these things and still think a jacked and shredded, six-foot-five space shuttle commander who moonlights as a hedge fund manager and has the magical ability to shoot two-month-long yachting excursions to the Côte d’Azur out of his 11-inch cock is waiting just around the corner to sweep them off their tatted-up, 30-year-old, dick-stained asses? Check—in La La Land, only the absolute best will do.

But it’s not all bad news: at least they’re easy to get into bed. Not that you should be excited about that, because you shouldn’t. And based off my sampling of single women over 30 in recent months—all of whom were white, I will add—here are the top five reasons why you should check your enthusiasm at the door when pounding out these societal dregs.
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post 1628059513 01-09-2021, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Cadet4life
i hate to say it OP but theres a strong chance those are pics of her 10 yrs ago

but i mean chit, u got nothing to lose
also this....picture doesn't look like any quality camera from the past 5 years imo. but doesn't matter...there is something about a older 40+ yr old suckin your pecker when you're in your 20's that is always worth it
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post 1628059603 01-09-2021, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX
text her now! why the f**k would you wait until you get home? so she can have other plans by then? come on, go for it!
She said she’s down for dinner tonight
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post 1628059803 01-09-2021, 05:32 PM
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In again, Eu brah here, don't disappoint OP, first thing I will be doing Sunday morning is to take a **** while reading your glorious success story, alright m8
post 1628060183 01-09-2021, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski
She said she’s down for dinner tonight
nice! but i specifically say drinks and a bite (appetizers) (No Dinners!) so you can keep it light, fun, and casual. and if there's no chemistry, it's easier and faster to bail out of necessary. i would try to steer her to a two-top table near the bar or at the bar if possible. get some margaritas and tacos. keep it light, fun, and casual. the last thing you want is to be tucked away in a romantic quiet corner somewhere. too much. and as far as dress, be casual. the whole trick is to act cool, calm, and collected - and act like you care - but not that much. women want the 3 Cs - confidence, control, and challenge. good luck and keep us posted!
post 1628060253 01-09-2021, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX
nice! but i specifically say drinks and a bite (appetizers) (No Dinners!) so you can keep it light, fun, and casual. and if there's no chemistry, it's easier and faster to bail out of necessary. i would try to steer her to a two-top table near the bar or at the bar if possible. get some margaritas and tacos. keep it light, fun, and casual. the last thing you want is to be tucked away in a romantic quiet corner somewhere. too much. and as far as dress, be casual. the who trick is to act cool, calm, and collected - and act like you care - but not that much. women want the 3 Cs - confidence, control, and challenge. good luck and keep us posted!
Dude I’m fukking hungry, but we’re meeting at 7 it’s currently 4:38PM
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post 1628060473 01-09-2021, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski
Dude I’m fukking hungry, but we’re meeting at 7 it’s currently 4:38PM
eat dat ass
post 1628060483 01-09-2021, 05:42 PM
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I think the bar top is a bad idea because if I recall correctly I think they have plexiglass setup between seats now lol
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.

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post 1628060603 01-09-2021, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted By littlecaesars59
eat dat ass
Think I’ll just make a quick “breakfast for dinner” right now and get a light appetizer later or soup or something
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post 1628060683 01-09-2021, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski
Dude I’m fukking hungry, but we’re meeting at 7 it’s currently 4:38PM
eat something very light to hold yourself over. just don't bloat yourself. are you picking her up or meeting her? i hope meeting her. i'd Uber there so you don't have to worry about driving. then enjoy a few margaritas and relax and go with the flow. pack a few rubbers in your pocket just in case.
post 1628060803 01-09-2021, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX
eat something very light to hold yourself over. just don't bloat yourself. are you picking her up or meeting her? i hope meeting her. i'd Uber there so you don't have to worry about driving. then enjoy a few margaritas and relax and go with the flow. pack a few rubbers in your pocket just in case.
I’m meeting her there I’ll bring one lol I don’t drink though srs
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post 1628061103 01-09-2021, 05:48 PM
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Nina pics or negs. Srs.




Good luck brah.
post 1628061473 01-09-2021, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski
I’m meeting her there I’ll bring one lol I don’t drink though srs
one rubber? better bring at least 3. what if you stay over? midnight sex? morning sex? you don't drink? ok i understand, but one margarita would take the edge off and they taste delicious. have fun, good luck, keep us posted.
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lol she can’t get pregnant boyo
You know what to do
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post 1628062403 01-09-2021, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX
one rubber? better bring at least 3. what if you stay over? midnight sex? morning sex? you don't drink? ok i understand, but one margarita would take the edge off and they taste delicious. have fun, good luck, keep us posted.
You honestly think she’ll invite me to her place? Which is right down the street from where we’re going actually
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski
You honestly think she’ll invite me to her place? Which is right down the street from where we’re going actually
dang man, you need some srs experience. This is truly a blessing
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski
You honestly think she’ll invite me to her place? Which is right down the street from where we’re going actually
lol boyo.
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski
You honestly think she’ll invite me to her place? Which is right down the street from where we’re going actually
Inb4 baby yoghurt
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski
You honestly think she’ll invite me to her place? Which is right down the street from where we’re going actually
Literally lol'd... bruh... just grab some appetizers and chat for a bit and then find any excuse in the book to go grab a drink at her place. It's pretty obvious at this point that considering the circumstances, age difference etc... for dinner she wants to be choking on some cawk.
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski
You honestly think she’ll invite me to her place? Which is right down the street from where we’re going actually
Make 2021 the year you finally get some game and get good with girls.

You don’t want to be in your late 20’s / early 30’s and not have any experience.
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Originally Posted By Hector002
Make 2021 the year you finally get some game and get good with girls.

You don’t want to be in your late 20’s / early 30’s and not have any experience.
I have experience just not a lot I’m not a virgin. I’ve had girlfriends, just been on a dry spell for the last 3 years lol
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