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Thread: 50 Year Old off Tinder wants to meet me.

post 1628094393 01-09-2021, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted By WishIWasJawBrah⏩
Not to mention she's probably messaging hundreds of other guys
Probably headed to another’s spot from the restaurant lol
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post 1628094923 01-10-2021, 12:05 AM
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fking lmaooo she tells you she not looking for anything srs etc etc

you: uhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhidk what 2 do!


shouldve at least tried to kiss. if she didnt wanna kiss youd have your answer. but you are afraid of being rejected. good job.


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post 1628095053 01-10-2021, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski⏩
Update, as a first date it went really well. Didn’t make any moves but she wasn’t shy about physical contact kept nudging me and stuff. Very nice woman, we had legitimately good conversation about life and stuff, and she said she enjoys talking with me.

I gave her a compliment that she looked very beautiful and she also said she considered me attractive. She did say at this current stage we’re friends but that doesn’t necessarily mean I can’t escalate next time I see her.Unfortunately she won’t be in Vegas long. She intends to move to Texas before the start of Summer.

But we’re still gonna go to the gym tomorrow. She took a Lyft to meet up and home as well. I offered a ride but she felt more comfortable taking a Lyft herself. Which I understand cause it’s the first time you’ve met someone. I like her and I hope things progress as we spend more time together
Brah... she ain't in town for long but she is going out of her way to meet people? She's looking for some fun in the meantime and you can be that guy.

Meet up with her again and prove you're not a pushy creep then you...


Originally Posted By bigdownunder⏩
Cliffs: OP got friendzoned by a horny 50 year old MILF who approached him.
lmao
post 1628095113 01-10-2021, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Krackerjacked⏩
Probably headed to another’s spot from the restaurant lol
That's why she took the Lyft instead of accepting his ride.
post 1628095263 01-10-2021, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Hector002⏩
That's why she took the Lyft instead of accepting his ride.
fking lmaoooo i cant believe op really is this autistic


too much of a nice guy imo op. sry to hear.


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post 1628095783 01-10-2021, 12:21 AM
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I found your tinder profile pic

post 1628096453 01-10-2021, 12:36 AM
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Can't believe OP banged rubyharo.
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post 1628096913 01-10-2021, 12:45 AM
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Lmao this is actually savage.

Srs question for OP: Did she look as good as her pics?
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post 1628097063 01-10-2021, 12:48 AM
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Damn op good luck in losing your virginity in the future. I can imagine getting freindzoned by a 50 year old is brutal though. Did she tell you reminded her of her son or something? sonzoned
post 1628097313 01-10-2021, 12:55 AM
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brootal

reminds of that youtube clip some miscer posted before

"so are we boyfriend and girlfriend"

"friends"
post 1628098313 01-10-2021, 01:24 AM
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she touched you because she wanted to fuk


OP is like super autist, this old sloot was throwing the pussy at you and got so disgusted with your beta ways she told you that you guys are friends now.


like how in the fuk. you think a 50 year old cougar with her menopause hormone fluctuations making her go in heat and super horny is hitting up jacked 26 year olds to be their fuking texting buddy? how can you be this retarded

"I gave her a compliment that she looked very beautiful "

this is the most cringe chit ever, live is not a disney movie OP, you dont give out cheesy compliments like that to cougar whore in heat trying to fuk.
post 1628098523 01-10-2021, 01:34 AM
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I cant wrap my head around OP's mindset, how can he

- call this a "first date"
- tell her shes beautiful like your in a romance movie or some chit
- talk about how shes moving in 6 months like it was ever a possibility that it would be a long term serious relationship with her

dates are for finding a girlfriend, it wasnt a "date", you can do a meet up so you both know you arent axe murderers then you are fuking and if you ever do anything again you are hanging out not dating.

OP really over here thinking a 50 year old is going to be his girlfriend. how in the fuk, she wanted to get dikked down
post 1628099303 01-10-2021, 02:05 AM
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski⏩
Didn’t make any moves but she wasn’t shy about physical contact kept nudging me and stuff.
This was a prime IOI that she at least wanted you to do the same at that point, and up the ante . When sloots do that, and you don't reciprocate, they think you're not into them.
The first IOI was that she contacted you. That was pretty much a cheat card right there in itself.
That Lyft ride is concerning. Shes off to somewhere else to be with somone else, her night ain't done. And she didn't want you to know about it.
The comfort thing is a load of crap. She knows you better than the Lyft driver so why would he be more comforting?
Hope things workout for you tomorrow at the gym. Don't be afaid to touch her.
If you're happy with how the date went, then I guess that's the main thing.
Myself, I'd say I had a good time after her ankles were over my shoulders and I'd drilled out her holes, cause that's exactly what she wants.
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post 1628099383 01-10-2021, 02:07 AM
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negged u fukkn pucci a$$ btch
post 1628099623 01-10-2021, 02:17 AM
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post 1628099883 01-10-2021, 02:26 AM
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amazing how you ****ed this up.
post 1628100043 01-10-2021, 02:33 AM
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Anyone got cliffs on the updates?
post 1628100423 01-10-2021, 02:49 AM
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Outside chance that she is intrigued by his passiveness/naivety and she is not used to having the dik withheld.

Might actually stoke the fire a bit more...........depending on how OP plays it going forward.

If OP does the "gym date" he better put those hands on her during a spot and not be creepy about it.
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post 1628100813 01-10-2021, 03:04 AM
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Originally Posted By umop3pisdn⏩
Anyone got cliffs on the updates?
OP goes out with said 50 y/o milf
Milf starts physically nudging OP giving indications of inviting physical touch
OP pretty much ignores the physical touches and starts talking to Milf about other real serious chit as if they're looking for a relationship
Milf then tells OP they're nothing but friends and milf leaves in a lyft instead of letting OP drive her home to get railed by some other dude

That's pretty much the cliffs you need

@OP

Look man, people can bag you out all they want and say what they want but in all honesty, not everyone ITT would've probably acted to the standard of the way they're 'talking' themselves up to. End of the day, you still went out with this chick and who knows, she may reach out. You're fine mate
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Damn op

Next time you should stop talking, pull your dink out, and lay it across the table. And don't make it look rehearsed
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Did anyone ITT legitimately thought OP had a shot? I knew from the first page that sex wasnt gonna happen, you can tell by his misc threads that OP has no idea how to actually engage with women

I bet that he wont EVER bang her, not today, not tomorrow at the gym (if she doesnt flake) and not in 6 months when shes in Texas.

OP you need to seriously start listening to miscers when it comes to women, we may be blackpilled but we are right for the most part. Although you probably wont and respond with "it actually went very well guys, I actually had a hug!!!", in that case go fuk yourself *******
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post 1628101183 01-10-2021, 03:21 AM
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LMAO @ OP not letting this old broad pop his cherry
post 1628101253 01-10-2021, 03:25 AM
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski⏩
Honestly bro I’m just genuinely being myself and if a woman likes that then cool I don’t care that I haven’t had sex in 3 years. I thought the companionship and genuine conversation was very refreshing so a big fukk you for talking down to me after I make the effort to go out for once and meet someone after all this time

I’m not some sleeze ball who’s gonna be awkward grabbing on a woman I don’t have the natural charisma and charm to seduce a woman on the first date and that’s ok

I’m being me and at the end of the day that’s that

And by bro I mean never my bro *******

There’s more to life than sex
Lil bro, I'm getting what you're trying to say. However, you're forgetting 1 crucial (and obvious) part. She's twice your age... You don't want her to be your girlfriend ah? She was there for the taking, just for shts and giggles. That was it, nothing more. No date whatsoever, just plain fun. Take care.
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Holy phuck OP, you really dropped the ball on this one brah.

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OP calling her tomorrow

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Originally Posted By umop3pisdn⏩
Anyone got cliffs on the updates?
- Old sloot comes on to OP hard basically giving away free puss
- OP is alpha as fuk and rejects dumb sloot

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Damn I was really pulling for OP, how do you drop the ball so hard. Not even try to kiss her? cmon man.
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Originally Posted By capowt⏩
- Old sloot comes on to OP hard basically giving away free puss
- OP is alpha as fuk and rejects dumb sloot

Originally Posted By TomWanks⏩
Holy phuck OP, you really dropped the ball on this one brah.

LMAO


Originally Posted By MadNinjaSkills⏩
I’m not bustin your balls lol. Glad you had a good time. Hope your gym date goes well. Hopefully she just doesn’t end up wasting your time at the end of it all.
See MNS would have banged you after all that effort.



Actually OP has this, but he should have txted afterwards and turned it sexual to set up the location of the next date which will be in her puss.
Originally Posted By MirinBra⏩
Srs question for OP: Did she look as good as her pics?
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Read first and last page.

Last page as expected.

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Originally Posted By ChangeOfStyle⏩
OP goes out with said 50 y/o milf
Milf starts physically nudging OP giving indications of inviting physical touch
OP pretty much ignores the physical touches and starts talking to Milf about other real serious chit as if they're looking for a relationship
Milf then tells OP they're nothing but friends and milf leaves in a lyft instead of letting OP drive her home to get railed by some other dude

That's pretty much the cliffs you need

@OP

Look man, people can bag you out all they want and say what they want but in all honesty, not everyone ITT would've probably acted to the standard of the way they're 'talking' themselves up to. End of the day, you still went out with this chick and who knows, she may reach out. You're fine mate
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