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Thread: 50 Year Old off Tinder wants to meet me.

post 1628421683 01-12-2021, 10:58 PM
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Dude you just don’t fuking listen, and it’s like Ken-O said, it’s because you wouldn’t know wtf to do with a woman like that once you had her in your home anyways, you are scared.

Me and multiple other miscers said to say something direct about tonight and you sent some 6th grade chit her way.

Listen, nail some 5s until this is like second nature, and then literally just treat the hot ones like you treated the 5s. I promise it works the same.

Goodnight bro
post 1628421703 01-12-2021, 10:59 PM
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I’m done with this one, I struck out but at least I’m not “Baby Yogurt” that guy must wanna off himself lmao
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post 1628421883 01-12-2021, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
It's cute watching you throw shade at others after this utter dumpster fire of a thread.

Even MichelleLnne would read through this one and feel bad for you, *******.
But atleast I’m not a virgin still lol
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post 1628423023 01-12-2021, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
I'm not Mbisonson, ****gles

And I can talk to women both in person and via text without sounding like a needy beta male *******, so I have no trouble getting laid
highly doubt that
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post 1628423073 01-12-2021, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted By IronILLinois⏩
highly doubt that
Agreed
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.

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post 1628423463 01-12-2021, 11:34 PM
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Tough time for a person like you to be on the dating market OP.

Two decades ago, maybe even a decade ago, you would have probably found a nice woman that recognized your decent looks and nice and noble personality. You would have been just fine

Now... it’s tough out there. If you don’t have god looks or game/social status... it’s a tough game to play boyo
"The flowers bloom, then wither... The stars shine and one day become extinct. This earth, the sun, the galaxies and even the big universe, someday will be destroyed. Compared with that, the human life is only a blink, just a little time. In that short time - people are born, laugh, cry, fight, are injured, feel joy, sadness, hate someone, love someone. All in just a moment. And then, are embraced by the eternal sleep called death."
post 1628423523 01-12-2021, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
Tough time for a person like you to be on the dating market OP.

Two decades ago, maybe even a decade ago, you would have probably found a nice woman that recognized your decent looks and nice and noble personality. You would have been just fine

Now... it’s tough out there. If you don’t have god looks or game/social status... it’s a tough game to play boyo
when he's 35 he'll marry a single mother at his church.

such is the fate for a subchad.

need to whoremaxx till then.
post 1628423543 01-12-2021, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
^Can't believe you let the misc talk you into making an ass out of yourself... again
This. I told OP to leave it alone but he let a bunch of *******s convince him into making more of a fool of himself. It was over from the time she left in her Lyft.

Yall dummies need to learn when to move on, for fuks sake.
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post 1628424113 01-12-2021, 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted By IronILLinois⏩
highly doubt that
Legz simp President
Originally Posted By CherryPopinski⏩
Agreed
This whole thread
post 1628426313 01-13-2021, 12:56 AM
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[QUOTE=CherryPopinski;1627974783]

Is it weird? I'm young enough to be her grandson lol. But since you all know how UGLY I am, a girl in her 20's with a body like that I'd have no chance at getting lol



Not reading 30 pages, but fixed for you. Pathetic.
post 1628429223 01-13-2021, 02:45 AM
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holy sht I havent seen this thread since last morning and its at 35 pages

At least get more pages than SilenceSpeaks cringe thread that he keeps bumping every minute
post 1628429793 01-13-2021, 02:57 AM
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Originally Posted By ChangeOfStyle⏩
If she wants you to be more assertive, shouldve worded it like "[Insert Day, Time, Place]. I'll pick you up, were gonna have some fun" or something along those lines
To sound assertive, you have to be assertive. OP, I'd examine your personality, character, the way you carry yourself. You can take all the advice in the world, but if you don't have what it takes to back it up you'll get ghosted quick.

Edit: you don't want to be "nice." You want to be exciting. Exciting to a woman isn't always "bad boy" chit, but on the move. You need to have a story, a narrative of your life that is compelling. If your life was a book, would you want to keep turning the page? If not, don't worry, a lot of that can be fixed with simple change of perspective. Action over passive. Movement over stagnation. Is there a plot? Where the fuk are we going? These are things outside of "text game" or whatever that honestly will allow you to sidestep most of the things you're worried about internally. If your "made" you don't have to strategize, chit comes naturally.

You sound young OP, I hope you are. You need practice. Figure out where you can stand out to women, and play that. Smart, funny, fun, driven, etc. Try, fail. Try, fail. Try, fail. If you don't try you won't know where your lane is. Don't take the fails hard.
Virtue is its own reward.
post 1628430093 01-13-2021, 03:04 AM
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski⏩
I thought "she" had a rotation of FWB?
...Brah?






Who the fuk "trys" to go camping in January?











You did good OP(apart from failing to bang a 50 yr old sloot) and it brought the lulz to the misc and in the end that is all that matters.



Originally Posted By SUPERDUKE1290⏩
Tell her you'll pitch a tent in your pants for the both of ya'll
Also this, respawn with "I'm pitching a tent right now"







Not srs









semi srs.
post 1628430223 01-13-2021, 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
Beautiful
post 1628430573 01-13-2021, 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski⏩
I got the hint brother lol
900 posts of "be more assertive" and you fumble a "wanna hang saturday?"

grab your balls ******* my god
post 1628431473 01-13-2021, 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩


Lmfaooooo, this is the thread that just keeps on giving.
post 1628431803 01-13-2021, 04:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
...Brah?





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LOL!

I almost thought that was Perry the Platypus/Agent P to the right.
post 1628432853 01-13-2021, 04:37 AM
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Its ok lemonadebrah, as long as you learned from your mistakes, and do the complete opposite of what you did next time...then youre gonna make it. But next time cant be an year from now, so PLEASE start cold approaching chicks that you like IRL if Tinder doesnt work
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post 1628432943 01-13-2021, 04:41 AM
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski⏩
I’m done with this one, I struck out but at least I’m not “Baby Yogurt” that guy must wanna off himself lmao
At least the baby yoghurt guy got closer to a vagene than you did.
post 1628433123 01-13-2021, 04:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
...Brah?






must spread rep
post 1628436373 01-13-2021, 05:49 AM
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Originally Posted By nielk⏩
At least the baby yoghurt guy got closer to a vagene than you did.
Hell he’d smashed the chick before already so it’s not like he missed out on new pussy or anything
Sloots Gon Sloot.
post 1628437093 01-13-2021, 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski⏩
I’m done with this one, I struck out but at least I’m not “Baby Yogurt” that guy must wanna off himself lmao
Ever though about being a bottom bish for men?

Pulling women isn't your skill. Maybe start offering up that bussy to alpha males.
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"please go to gym without me"

Phucking lol at the way she chose to word that.
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
"please go to gym without me"

Phucking lol at the way she chose to word that.
The way she worded the "...camping..." reply was even worse.
Eat in a deficit to lose weight.
Hit your protein and fat minimums to stay healthy and keep your gainz.
Lift heavy and do HIIT to look and feel awesome.
Use the internet to learn why you should do these things and how to do these things.
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski⏩
She responded

"Hi I'm trying to go camping this weekend. Thank you for asking tho. I appreciate the thought."

What do I respond? Or is she deflecting and I not message back.
"TRYING to go camping" as opposed to "going camping" is bad. The "trying" means she's making the whole thing up just to use as an excuse and she left herself an out should you ever discover that she never went - like if you happen to see her out somewhere like at the gym etc. She gave herself plausible deniability.
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski⏩
"Hi I'm trying to go camping this weekend. Thank you for asking tho. I appreciate the thought."
Everything about this reply is brutal.

If a chick starts with "Hi" its almost never good. If a chick is going to break up with you over text, its going to start with "Hi".
WTF is trying to go camping? Maybe OP also wants to try some camping? "Trying" implies there is a strong chance it wont happen yet no contingency to "hang" if "camping" does not work out.
"Thank you for asking tho. I appreciate the thought." <- this entire line of BS reads as "I'm not interested in someone so soft and fragile yet I really want to let you down easy."
Eat in a deficit to lose weight.
Hit your protein and fat minimums to stay healthy and keep your gainz.
Lift heavy and do HIIT to look and feel awesome.
Use the internet to learn why you should do these things and how to do these things.
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That's enough brahs. OP needs to go Hyperbolic Time chambermaxxing for a bit. This is so far unsalvageable, she would need to get some sort of memory loss and then match each other again as if it were the first time but even then nvm...

OP got told "please go to the gym without me" and "I'm trying to go camping". The wording alone screams like she's trying to get rid of some bothersome insect without trying to hurt it. Shoo-ing it away like a dog.

By an expired species. 50 YEARS OLD.
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When I saw your wanna hang text I literally facepalmed and cringed for about 15 seconds
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OP atleast you tried brah so we can appreciate that
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Tell her youre free if she needs a partner to go camping with
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