RED ALERT: The fleshlight turbo thrust actually feels like a BJ!!!! [srs]

01-20-2021, 07:26 PM

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No thanks OP I have this custom one thats way better, more tactile feel with amazing visuals as well.

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01-20-2021, 07:32 PM

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keep that **** clean boyo, don't want to get a prostate infection

I rep/neg back

01-20-2021, 07:42 PM

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#33

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I'm 12 and what is this?

Thanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20

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01-20-2021, 07:48 PM

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01-20-2021, 07:50 PM

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pics of it in action?

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01-21-2021, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted By EDcellent⏩

I have no idea why the western birth rate is in decline.

prude.

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01-21-2021, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩

Females probably laugh their ass off that men shove their dink in plastic holes that suppose to resemble where they poop/pee from.

But who was dildo

brb haven’t met one vaxcel who doesn’t get defensive or mad when you tell them you didn’t get it.

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01-21-2021, 03:47 AM

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this is what estrogen in the water does to men.

01-21-2021, 03:54 AM

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01-21-2021, 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted By NoExtras⏩

do you jerk off with it or hump it (both??)

i like that other one where you held it with both hands and the thing stroked up and down for you automatically LOL

someone has to know the video or what its called

You are talking about the GOAT autoblow AI

01-21-2021, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted By lilbloaty⏩

i mix it up, but i think i like the most when i lie on my back then hold it really lightly and just kinda lift it up then let it fall back down onto my dink. if i hang around with mary jane right before i use it and have good audio on headphones i can close my eyes and get in the zone enough to where it feels very similiar to the real thing lulz

i bet it used in combination with VR porn would be pretty damn goat

Imagine being this guys Mum, and walking in on him, blissed out, eyes closed, headphones on. Fukkin a piece of plastic.

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01-21-2021, 05:00 AM

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Who cares what OP does. If he is happy that’s all that matters.

Suck on OP.

I mean get sucked on OP

I mean rock on

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01-21-2021, 05:01 AM

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#43

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i have a gf but still brought the fleshlight pilot and its fkn amazing

when shes on her period i just use that and i have taken the end cap off and literally jizzed across the room

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01-21-2021, 05:02 AM

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Lold at the pride in here. Dudes not realizing they inflating pussy; also what women taught them; also theres no "pride" if its not hard.

All im saying is most of the dudes with a problem with it better not have any posts about women having too much ego or anything

01-21-2021, 05:03 AM

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01-21-2021, 05:41 AM

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Have you tried with a VR headset?

wait wut?

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01-21-2021, 05:49 AM

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Have heard that once you go down the VR rabbit hole you will have a hard time with a real woman because you can basically simulate sex with a porn star anytime you want.

Otherwise fleshlights are great, especially for training and for guys that have reduced sensitivity due to death grip.

01-21-2021, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted By ilovetradies⏩

this is what estrogen in the water does to men.

Now the question you gotta ask yourself is WHO put it there?

Even the ultra-wealthy and "elite" males aren't very masculine "anymore"...

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01-21-2021, 06:00 AM

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Did they stop making real women?

I loe e.

01-21-2021, 06:03 AM

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Can confirm pocket pussy will make you bust bigger loads than real sex

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01-21-2021, 06:04 AM

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01-21-2021, 06:27 AM

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LMAO at the guys trying to look cool making fun of this.

What is dildo, what is dildo with rotating head and vibration and that little bit that hits the clit.

What is shower head and cucumber and those new "massage" devices which are just a vibrating ball made for females to flick their bean.

And girls freaking love those things and show them off and it's perfectly okay and accepted.

But if a guy gets one of these he's gay or a soy boy or not normal.

Just lol at you cucks trying to shame our misc brothers for finding something they enjoy.

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01-21-2021, 06:47 AM

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#53

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It is a pain to clean after every use, but it feels alright. A woman is still better IMO

01-21-2021, 06:51 AM

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#54

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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩

Have heard that once you go down the VR rabbit hole you will have a hard time with a real woman because you can basically simulate sex with a porn star anytime you want.

Otherwise fleshlights are great, especially for training and for guys that have reduced sensitivity due to death grip.

You say that as if no longer needing biological women for sexual satisfaction is a bad thing.

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01-21-2021, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted By Austin317⏩

I got drunk the other day and bought an automatic fleshlight. I press a button and it will milk me and I don’t have to do anything. It’s coming tomorrow. Will post review.

I remember my first beer lol. You don’t have to lie to us to be friends boyo. No judgment here.