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post 1629226043 01-21-2021, 12:10 AM
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Lol at “bodybuilding” and “natural bodybuilding”

BRB lifting, bulking and grinding at the gym consistently for years only for 95% of you maggots to still look like DYEL twinks if you don’t have good genetics.(lol at natural bodybuilding)

BRB no social life, partying etc

BRB no doing random things on the fly

BRB lifting to get girls attention but end up getting the attention of gay men who wanna suck your dink and muscle worship you(for those of you who pin needles in your arse every week)

BRB looking like a gay dehydrated raisin when you diet to single digit body fat, cover yourself in oil and cat walk on stage wearing a thong.

BRB have testicles the size of peanuts if you’re “unnatural”

And not to mention the compulsive lying to everyone and yourself about your “natural” status.


Bodybuilding is ghey as fuk. By all means go and lift weights recreationally to gain muscle.
But lol at wanting to become a bodybuilder
post 1629226333 01-21-2021, 12:18 AM
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jakes on you nobody lifts nor bodybuilds on the misc
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post 1629227093 01-21-2021, 12:37 AM
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i ve been naturally weight training for 17 years (straight, never quit. If i count the time in between when i quit: 22years) . No complaints.
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post 1629230063 01-21-2021, 02:50 AM
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Yep. I just do push ups at home now twice a week. Fuk wasting your life in the gym.
post 1629230333 01-21-2021, 03:04 AM
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For me, the best part about lifting even as a natty is setting and achieving goals. It gives you something to aim for.

In terms of competitive bodybuilding? There’s no such thing as natty bodybuilding. It’s either drugs or copebuilding. To get down that lean natty (below 6%) you’re going to look dehydrated and emaciated. Even if not natty: Your dink is going to be a sad, deflated, useless balloon attached to your atrophied ballsack.

My advice? Stay natty and between 10-18% bodyfat while lifting hard and getting decent macros
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post 1629230383 01-21-2021, 03:06 AM
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I actually like weight training, so keep loling OP.
post 1629231153 01-21-2021, 03:49 AM
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Yea LOL at guys who aren't natty and compete but not like on a jeff seid level wtf is the point?

(Serious)

If i took dat der i'd ascend to the top

lol at the dudes who can only compete at those crappy competitions


all that liver damage for legit nthing.
post 1629231243 01-21-2021, 03:52 AM
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I love lifting weights. GOAT way to stay in shape. I look forward to it every day and dislike rest days, srs.

Getting a top 0.1% body is just an added bonus of weightlifting/bodybuilding.
I have no interest in competing or take drugs though.
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post 1629231253 01-21-2021, 03:52 AM
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Wait until you’re in your mid 30s and 90% of men around you start looking like dog chit. Even being 15% bf with a decent amount of muscle puts you miles ahead of everyone else.
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post 1629231483 01-21-2021, 04:01 AM
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Imagine taking cellucor technology so you can go on stage and make a tiny bit of money and post on social media

whilst irl no one really cares and people laugh t u coz u dont have a real job ay lmfao
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post 1629231973 01-21-2021, 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted By JigPig⏩
BRB lifting, bulking and grinding at the gym consistently for years only for 95% of you maggots to still look like DYEL twinks if you don’t have good genetics.(lol at natural bodybuilding)

BRB no social life, partying etc

BRB no doing random things on the fly

BRB lifting to get girls attention but end up getting the attention of gay men who wanna suck your dink and muscle worship you(for those of you who pin needles in your arse every week)

BRB looking like a gay dehydrated raisin when you diet to single digit body fat, cover yourself in oil and cat walk on stage wearing a thong.

BRB have testicles the size of peanuts if you’re “unnatural”

And not to mention the compulsive lying to everyone and yourself about your “natural” status.


Bodybuilding is ghey as fuk. By all means go and lift weights recreationally to gain muscle.
But lol at wanting to become a bodybuilder
I developed a female bodybuilder's physique by lifting weights recreationally- I've never competed. I needed nada but java to achieve my goals and I have a right to be proud of that! That's why it annoys me when people claim "natty" when they're not! But I accept it.

I'm satisfied just competing with myself in the gym. It's that simple. If you were meant to be jacked and defined, you'll know fairly well in the beginning. But it is STILL an ongoing process to maintain the discipline to break through plateaus...
Fact: My first-generation uncle was a boxer who fought Sugar Ray Robinson! He also fought in the war, sacrificing the career he deeply loved, so people could have the right to freedom.

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post 1629232473 01-21-2021, 04:34 AM
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OP has been on bodybuilding forums for 10 yrs, now suddenly realises he doesn't like bodybuilding


OP good luck with your comprehension skills improvements goals of 2021 boyo
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post 1629280993 01-21-2021, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted By etet1919⏩
I developed a female bodybuilder's physique by lifting weights recreationally- I've never competed. I needed nada but java to achieve my goals and I have a right to be proud of that! That's why it annoys me when people claim "natty" when they're not! But I accept it.

I'm satisfied just competing with myself in the gym. It's that simple. If you were meant to be jacked and defined, you'll know fairly well in the beginning. But it is STILL an ongoing process to maintain the discipline to break through plateaus...
You look FAR from a “bodybuilders” physique, but good job trying to hype yourself to be something you’re not
post 1629281633 01-21-2021, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted By ObsessedLoser⏩
Imagine taking cellucor technology so you can go on stage and make a tiny bit of money and post on social media

whilst irl no one really cares and people laugh t u coz u dont have a real job ay lmfao
tons of people actually care IRL have a strong circle of friends all of which are very successful in life outside of bodybuilding
it allowed me to date 20+x as many women as you have
and I also have a full time job and just am a driven person who likes having more purpose outside of my work/home life.
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I never really got trying to compete as a natural. Once you get your bf low enough your gonna look like chit. Geared competing requires you to get so big 99% of the population thinks you look like a freak. Nothing wrong with competing just not worth it for what you have to do to win.

Nothing wrong with trying to get aesthetic whether you juice or not. Don't get under 10% if your natty and don't go full bloatlord if you juice
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post 1629282143 01-21-2021, 03:40 PM
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Lol @ you for trying to project your worldview and beliefs onto others. People strive for different things in life, you are insignificant, *******.

I'm not even a bodybuilder, but what a queer you are.
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just imagine if you guys had invested all that gym time into charisma classes hehe
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As soon as you see someone pull out the ~hurr durr juice=tiny nuts lel~ line you know they know absolutely nothing about juice
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post 1629283393 01-21-2021, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Jestbrah⏩
tons of people actually care IRL have a strong circle of friends all of which are very successful in life outside of bodybuilding
it allowed me to date 20+x as many women as you have
and I also have a full time job and just am a driven person who likes having more purpose outside of my work/home life.
Miring

have you shared your journey here on in a progress thread? would be awesome to read srs. My goal is to do what you do srs
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Originally Posted By Jestbrah⏩
tons of people actually care IRL have a strong circle of friends all of which are very successful in life outside of bodybuilding
it allowed me to date 20+x as many women as you have
and I also have a full time job and just am a driven person who likes having more purpose outside of my work/home life.
aren't u the brah who is ok with having a gf with 100+ count

ye mirin brah
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agreed op

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leave my tiny testicles alone!
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
leave my tiny testicles alone!
see post 22 srs
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post 1629284443 01-21-2021, 04:05 PM
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lol at bodybuilders who call themselves "athletes"

can't even walk up stairs without huffing and puffing
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LMFAO at taking huge health risks and damaging your liver just to compete in some crappy show no one cares about except for ****ed up women and + guys


LMFAOOOOO
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There's very little money in bodybuilding so 95% of "bodybuilders" have real jobs, with families, friends and relationships.

Some sauced up IFBB pro cucked you didn't he OP?
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Originally Posted By plebmaximus⏩
Miring

have you shared your journey here on in a progress thread? would be awesome to read srs. My goal is to do what you do srs
He's one of the best here who could help
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
just imagine if you guys had invested all that gym time into charisma classes hehe
12-13 years ago, I used to lift at the Tualatin hills gym. Every saturday morning they had "dating" classes for male aspies/incels/miscers across the hallway. I eavesdropped in amazement.
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Originally Posted By DimTriad⏩
see post 22 srs
juice will atrophy ones testicles and some people just dont mind it bro
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