Log In

Your email is not your username

Register

If you were a member of the old Bodybuilding.com forums and would like to reuse your previous username, you can request it below. We use your email only for registration and do not store it. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

Confirm your email

A registration code was sent to your email. Enter it here.

Welcome

You have successfully setup your account.

Sign in

Quick Navigation Bottom Misc
Forum » 25 Year Old Off Tinder Wants to Meet Me
  1. Results 61 to 90 of 267
  2. Page 3 of 9
  3. First
  5. 1
  6. 2
  7. 3
  8. 4
  9. 5
  11. Last

Thread: 25 Year Old Off Tinder Wants to Meet Me

post 1630084933 01-30-2021, 12:41 AM
-
#61
  1. TheNoob7
  2. Y2J
  1. TheNoob7
  2. Y2J
  3. Join Date: Oct 2011
  4. Location: San Diego, California, United States
  5. Posts: 1,364
  6. Rep Power: 106704





Spoon pics or something to prove you had access for this. I don't want to hear, "We smash, blah, blah, blah. Goodnight misc, I made it." None of that frauding talk.

If you got ghosted post you got ghosted or whatever the terrible results were.
*San Diego Crew
*LEO Crew
*MadNinjaSkills <3
*I love teddies crew
*Motorcycle crew

Threads with No Pics? No Problem.

The golden years https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=142266051
post 1630085133 01-30-2021, 12:45 AM
-
#62
  1. user3657
  2. Registered User
  1. user3657
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Aug 2002
  4. Posts: 4,682
  5. Rep Power: 4580
shes cute bro. stop over thinking things. the best advice someone told me is to look at a date as just a fun time of hanging out etc. Dont set expectations and dont look ahead. Your not Bf/GF your just going out to have a good time. Make her laugh, stare into her eyes till she giggles, touch her, tell stories. just be human.
post 1630086343 01-30-2021, 01:13 AM
-
#63
  1. thedarrenestes
  2. Country ass chit
  1. thedarrenestes
  2. Country ass chit
  3. Join Date: Oct 2013
  4. Posts: 3,862
  5. Rep Power: 69127
Originally Posted By CherryPopinski⏩
Registered Drought God of the Misc and overall likable fellow
Will be vicariously living thru your penis this weekend

Godspeed
NASCAR American
HA
LVIIILLIAN
post 1630095283 01-30-2021, 06:39 AM
-
#64
  1. CherryPopinski
  2. Registered Gym Rat
  1. CherryPopinski
  2. Registered Gym Rat
  3. Join Date: Mar 2013
  4. Location: Nevada, United States
  5. Posts: 21,333
  6. Rep Power: 96920
Originally Posted By wutevs⏩
Honestly perplexed by your struggles of finding decent/compatible girls. You seem like a nice dude with a good head on your shoulders, am I missing something?

Would set you up, but not in Vegas lol
The women are trash here, Ratfish would be shooting fish in a barrel
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.

-Socrates
post 1630096163 01-30-2021, 07:04 AM
-
#65
  1. mrdot
  2. Registered User
  1. mrdot
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Mar 2009
  4. Location: Canada
  5. Posts: 25,912
  6. Rep Power: 105552
Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
Inb4 the fumble



We want you to make it op srs so let me break this down for you

You and her really don’t have much in common
She doesn’t want to be friends
Either your profile says you’re a cop and she wants to get banged by a cop, or your profile has physique pics and she wants to get banged by a jacked dude
That’s it
She is young and more likely to just flake, but we’re still rooting for you






Please no lol

T-shirt and jeans with converse or vans
Think Paul Walker in The Fast and the Furious
"Jacked"

Op probably doesn't even look like he lifts with a shirt on (no hate just being srs)

Good luck tho
post 1630096553 01-30-2021, 07:13 AM
-
#66
  1. homers54321
  2. Registered User
  1. homers54321
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2009
  4. Age: 42
  5. Posts: 4,778
  6. Rep Power: 34155
In b4 50 pages
post 1630096773 01-30-2021, 07:18 AM
-
#67
  1. BrotienShake
  2. Pronouns:We/Them/Boyz
  1. BrotienShake
  2. Pronouns:We/Them/Boyz
  3. Join Date: Dec 2013
  4. Posts: 2,953
  5. Rep Power: 12184
Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
Inb4 the fumble



We want you to make it op srs so let me break this down for you

You and her really don’t have much in common
She doesn’t want to be friends
Either your profile says you’re a cop and she wants to get banged by a cop, or your profile has physique pics and she wants to get banged by a jacked dude
That’s it
She is young and more likely to just flake, but we’re still rooting for you






Please no lol

T-shirt and jeans with converse or vans
Think Paul Walker in The Fast and the Furious
Fkn this. Don't you dare dress "sharp". You'll come off as a total weirdo and give off some serial killer vibes

This type of bish only looking to smoke a bowl and fuk, dead srs. Seen this unfold firsthand many times

If she pressures to smoke and you don't want to just say that you have a drug test on monday at work because someone got injured or something and everyone is getting one (Literally any excuse)



Go with the flow but take the lead once y'all are just chilling watching tv or whatever. This is an easy textbook smash. I will disown you if fail dead fkn srs
Hala Madrid
post 1630096863 01-30-2021, 07:22 AM
-
#68
  1. WoofieNugget
  1. WoofieNugget
  3. Join Date: Jun 2010
  4. Age: 51
  5. Posts: 24,112
  6. Rep Power: 109783
This is like you have a clear run at a slam dunk and the rim is only 6 feet off the ground OP. If you miss it's a legendary fail.
post 1630096923 01-30-2021, 07:23 AM
-
#69
  1. Camecha
  2. Banned
  1. Camecha
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Jan 2021
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 769
  6. Rep Power: 0
Originally Posted By BrotienShake⏩
Fkn this. Don't you dare dress "sharp". You'll come off as a total weirdo and give off some serial killer vibes

This type of bish only looking to smoke a bowl and fuk, dead srs. Seen this unfold firsthand many times

If she pressures to smoke and you don't want to just say that you have a drug test on monday at work because someone got injured or something and everyone is getting one (Literally any excuse)



Go with the flow but take the lead once y'all are just chilling watching tv or whatever. This is an easy textbook smash. I will disown you if fail dead fkn srs
OP wear a trench coat and a top hat srs

This girl for some reason just based off what you said might be slightly bipolar or mentally weird in some way just comparing her to girls I knew, in other words there’s no way you can fk this up, she is setting the bar very low with the crappy food thing, which is a way of her saying she doesn’t care much about you impressing her on your “date” she just wants to smash
post 1630096943 01-30-2021, 07:25 AM
-
#70
  1. Muzzlrpress
  1. Muzzlrpress
  3. Join Date: Jan 2011
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 104,332
  6. Rep Power: 993953
Don't forget that women have needs this time OP.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1630097013 01-30-2021, 07:27 AM
-
#71
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  3. Join Date: Feb 2019
  4. Posts: 34,618
  5. Subscribers: 5
  6. Rep Power: 286034
what kind of food? may i suggest In-N-Out Burger??? pick up some Double Doubles and some Animal Fries, bro. good luck.

Remember the 5 Cs of Dating –

1. Keep it Light and Casual.
2. Be Confident.
3. Be a Challenge.
3. Have Self-Control.
5. Don't Care that much!
post 1630097093 01-30-2021, 07:29 AM
-
#72
  1. SomaliGirl
  2. the captain
  1. SomaliGirl
  2. the captain
  3. Join Date: Jan 2015
  4. Posts: 7,071
  5. Rep Power: 73858
Originally Posted By CherryPopinski⏩
The more I look at that pic the more I realize she might have pancakes lol
beggars can't be choosers op


don't pussy out again
culturally enriching the misc since 2015
post 1630097213 01-30-2021, 07:31 AM
-
#73
  1. Train57
  2. Registered Operator
  1. Train57
  2. Registered Operator
  3. Join Date: May 2015
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 16,460
  6. Rep Power: 39047
hole is hole
Ambatukam!!!!!

Active Duty CoD Operator

Crypto expert
post 1630097303 01-30-2021, 07:33 AM
-
#74
  1. Thunderpants
  2. Registered User
  1. Thunderpants
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2010
  4. Posts: 6,540
  5. Rep Power: 172595
Crappy food huh

I’d be super cautious. Sounds like she’s planning to clog your toilet.
post 1630097323 01-30-2021, 07:34 AM
-
#75
  1. leoslayer1
  2. Registered User
  1. leoslayer1
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Feb 2013
  4. Location: United States
  5. Age: 56
  6. Posts: 27,840
  7. Rep Power: 194666
No there's an epidemic. I'm in day 6 and you don't want this.
U
post 1630097363 01-30-2021, 07:35 AM
-
#76
  1. bradlehman
  2. U Mirin?
  1. bradlehman
  2. U Mirin?
  3. Join Date: Aug 2008
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 8,466
  6. Rep Power: 43878
In for thrilling conclusion
post 1630097543 01-30-2021, 07:40 AM
-
#77
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  3. Join Date: Feb 2019
  4. Posts: 34,618
  5. Subscribers: 5
  6. Rep Power: 286034
Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
No there's an epidemic. I'm in day 6 and you don't want this.
you've got the corona? how is it going? you should start a separate thread and provide details and Q&A.
post 1630097643 01-30-2021, 07:41 AM
-
#78
  1. Camecha
  2. Banned
  1. Camecha
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Jan 2021
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 769
  6. Rep Power: 0
Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
what kind of food? may i suggest In-N-Out Burger??? pick up some Double Doubles and some Animal Fries, bro. good luck.

Remember the 5 Cs of Dating –

1. Keep it Light and Casual.
2. Be Confident.
3. Be a Challenge.
3. Have Self-Control.
5. Don't Care that much!
You know, "be a challenge" seems to be the best thing you can do when it comes to girls. It gives the opposite vibe of desperation, which literally puts you above the majority of guys who talk to her
post 1630097743 01-30-2021, 07:44 AM
-
#79
  1. lightsarefallin
  2. Nukem
  1. lightsarefallin
  2. Nukem
  3. Join Date: Oct 2010
  4. Location: Canada
  5. Posts: 57,269
  6. Rep Power: 504833
At least you know her butthole might be squeaky clean from the squatty potty.

maximum butthole cleanliness gains
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1630097763 01-30-2021, 07:44 AM
-
#80
  1. extendlol
  2. Registered User
  1. extendlol
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Aug 2011
  4. Location: Ontario, Canada
  5. Age: 33
  6. Posts: 4,114
  7. Rep Power: 4747
remember OP. treat her good but know shes just a thing to ****. you're not looking to date this girl, so dont be mr nice guy, instead throw her around
*Voices opinion without fear of being negged crew*


*SHAME 🔔 SHAME 🔔 SHAME 🔔 SHAME 🔔 SHAME 🔔 SHAME 🔔 SHAME 🔔 Crew*
post 1630097813 01-30-2021, 07:45 AM
-
#81
  1. dadsboner
  2. Registered User
  1. dadsboner
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jul 2017
  4. Location: Florida, United States
  5. Posts: 961
  6. Rep Power: 6107
I would let her take a dump on my chest
post 1630097923 01-30-2021, 07:47 AM
-
#82
  1. leoslayer1
  2. Registered User
  1. leoslayer1
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Feb 2013
  4. Location: United States
  5. Age: 56
  6. Posts: 27,840
  7. Rep Power: 194666
Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
you've got the corona? how is it going? you should start a separate thread and provide details and Q&A.
I've got a mildish case but I'm having violent coughing spells if I move around too much or talk too much.

Some diarrhea. Body pains, headaches.

But the feeling like something in my torso is going to tear when I cough sucks.
U
post 1630097943 01-30-2021, 07:47 AM
-
#83
  1. p7nk
  2. Registered Goyim
  1. p7nk
  2. Registered Goyim
  3. Join Date: Jul 2008
  4. Location: Applebee's
  5. Age: 40
  6. Posts: 66,809
  7. Subscribers: 2
  8. Rep Power: 237557
i always find it suspect if someone my age or younger listens to no rap music.. automatically assume they are autistic/aspergers

she clearly wants to have a very casual date/ONS

just go get snacks at 7/11 some malt liquor and some rolling papers.

eat snacks. smoke up, get your dick sucked.. and if the head is good.. **** her.. might wanna rubber up tho

____

but being your a misker.. you likely **** this up and get no buns and she ghosts you
Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩
beggars can't be choosers op


don't pussy out again
Aye no cyber bullying. we already seen the effect your words can have on incels.
💋👨🏽‍🍳🇨🇴
AP4 Crew
post 1630098193 01-30-2021, 07:53 AM
-
#84
  1. Wh1teDyn0mite
  2. Registered User
  1. Wh1teDyn0mite
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Dec 2012
  4. Location: Croydon, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
  5. Age: 34
  6. Posts: 18,736
  7. Rep Power: 62758
You should marry her.
1/4 Jamaican
1/4 Polish
1/4 Irish
1/4 Welsh
post 1630098223 01-30-2021, 07:54 AM
-
#85
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  3. Join Date: Feb 2019
  4. Posts: 34,618
  5. Subscribers: 5
  6. Rep Power: 286034
Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
I've got a mildish case but I'm having violent coughing spells if I move around too much or talk too much.

Some diarrhea. Body pains, headaches.

But the feeling like something in my torso is going to tear when I cough sucks.
damn. i hope you feel better. did you get tested? where do you think you caught it?
post 1630098393 01-30-2021, 07:55 AM
-
#86
  1. Hector002
  2. Banned
  1. Hector002
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Jul 2020
  4. Posts: 4,771
  5. Rep Power: 0
OP don’t bitch out and make a move this time. If you’re not going to smoke with her have a drink or two it’ll give you liquid confidence.
post 1630098593 01-30-2021, 08:00 AM
-
#87
  1. leoslayer1
  2. Registered User
  1. leoslayer1
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Feb 2013
  4. Location: United States
  5. Age: 56
  6. Posts: 27,840
  7. Rep Power: 194666
Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
damn. i hope you feel better. did you get tested? where do you think you caught it?
5/6 guys on my crew got it on a job in DC. Yes I was admitted to the er last Sunday and they tested me.
U
post 1630098743 01-30-2021, 08:04 AM
-
#88
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  3. Join Date: Feb 2019
  4. Posts: 34,618
  5. Subscribers: 5
  6. Rep Power: 286034
Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
5/6 guys on my crew got it on a job in DC. Yes I was admitted to the er last Sunday and they tested me.
did you lose taste and/or appetite? did you lose any weight? a friend of mine got it and lost 15 pounds.
post 1630098833 01-30-2021, 08:07 AM
-
#89
  1. TypeNirvash
  2. World Warrior
  1. TypeNirvash
  2. World Warrior
  3. Join Date: Aug 2012
  4. Posts: 23,195
  5. Rep Power: 26070
get crappy food and hang out actually sounds like she is down to Earth and would a really chill FWB

you're in just chill and enjoy the ride, this one is one of those smashes that is ridiculously easy as long as you don't get in your own head
post 1630099033 01-30-2021, 08:12 AM
-
#90
  1. Vampirelol
  2. oof
  1. Vampirelol
  2. oof
  3. Join Date: Jun 2013
  4. Posts: 4,554
  5. Rep Power: 43344
this is like watching a baby deer try to walk, except it's on a skating rink, that it made itself
Views expressed on this domain are fictitious and represent the opinion of no entity whatsoever
Quick Navigation Top Misc
Bookmarks
Digg.com
Digg
del.icio.us
del.icio.us
Stumbleupon.com
StumbleUpon
Google.com
Google
Facebook.com
Facebook
Posting Permissions
  1. You may not post new threads
  2. You may not post replies
  3. You may not post attachments
  4. You may not edit your posts