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post 1630678013 02-05-2021, 11:25 PM
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Confused on how that chair is worth $1200.
post 1630678893 02-05-2021, 11:47 PM
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That chair looks poverty and isn't worth 1200. You got what you deserve OP. LOL
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post 1630679343 02-06-2021, 12:01 AM
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OP actually stabbed her and is creating this cover story
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1630679653 02-06-2021, 12:11 AM
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I'll rep you op if you lick it
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post 1630680033 02-06-2021, 12:22 AM
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Why would you pay $1200 for a chair with actual fabric?
post 1630709893 02-06-2021, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By OptimusTrajan
Why would you pay $1200 for a chair with actual fabric?
Because I didn't want leather. The fabric is more durable then the leather.

I texted her last night..

I think I'll just throw the chair away, I don't even want to touch the chit.

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post 1630710043 02-06-2021, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted By LuvVag
Take her to judge Judy and give a shoutout to the misc.
post 1630710213 02-06-2021, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules
Odd stain

cheers


Lmfao on spread.
Originally Posted By LuvVag
Because I didn't want leather. The fabric is more durable then the leather.

I texted her last night..

I think I'll just throw the chair away, I don't even want to touch the chit.

Lol @ text
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post 1630710373 02-06-2021, 01:20 PM
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post 1630710403 02-06-2021, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs
Looks like she was bleeding out her anoose too.
WTF std does she have?
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post 1630710543 02-06-2021, 01:23 PM
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hydrogen peroxide for blood stains srs

agitate with soft bristle brush and then vacuum while still wet
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post 1630710663 02-06-2021, 01:24 PM
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Must be a dirty b1tch with bad hygiene. You got ripped off on that chair ****
post 1630710743 02-06-2021, 01:25 PM
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why is it in the front and back? im confused
post 1630710753 02-06-2021, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted By LuvVag
Because I didn't want leather. The fabric is more durable then the leather.

I texted her last night..

I think I'll just throw the chair away, I don't even want to touch the chit.

holeee fook ded

broad gives no fuks
post 1630710823 02-06-2021, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted By littlecaesars59
fkn lmao
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post 1630710853 02-06-2021, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted By LuvVag
Because I didn't want leather.The fabric is more durable then the leather.

I texted her last night..

I think I'll just throw the chair away, I don't even want to touch the chit.

Bullchit! If you had leather you could of cleaned it with a napkin. That looks like some chit a soccer mom would buy. Real men by black or brown leather chairs. Get your test and soy levels checked pronto
post 1630710943 02-06-2021, 01:28 PM
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time to change your username, OPie (nh)
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post 1630710973 02-06-2021, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
Humanscale are comparable to Herman Miller. Goat tier chairs, though not exactly luxurious looking.
This,

so many retards in this thread don't understand these chairs or know what Humanscale or Herman Miller is. These chairs are ergonomic AND are designed to last 10++ years, this chair I has a standard 7 year warranty.

I have a Herman Miller Aeron that cost me $1500 8 years ago and its still going strong today AND has 2 years left on its warranty.

I'm going to throw this fabric away and buy a new one. I'm germaphobe AF and even if I clean it, the thought of disgusting shoots blood on my chair groces me out.
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post 1630711043 02-06-2021, 01:29 PM
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Sweet combo vagooger sneeze and blood fart

You should probably check for a clogged toilet. Those stains suggest internal pressure from a chocolate anaconda of bonkers proportions. That thing is probably hibernating somewhere in your plumbing right now.
post 1630711273 02-06-2021, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted By OhhhhMan
why is it in the front and back? im confused
IDK brah, I'm confused. I'm gonna assume her pad got so wet it leaked to her bunghole and then onto my chair.
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post 1630711313 02-06-2021, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225
Booty butter
Booty ketchup.
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post 1630711333 02-06-2021, 01:35 PM
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you should contact the company and see if they'll sell you just the seat portion srs
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post 1630711493 02-06-2021, 01:37 PM
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Pic of sloot?
post 1630712343 02-06-2021, 01:47 PM
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You should email the company and just get a new seat part only. Email them pics and the story. I bet their customer service people will laugh and take pity on you and give a discount
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send to all her friend on ******** lmao
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Originally Posted By LuvVag
I'm gonna assume her pad got so wet it leaked to her bunghole and then onto my chair.
jesus

just lol at women and that thang
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Please text her and remind her what she did. Don’t ever let her forget it.
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post 1630713043 02-06-2021, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted By LuvVag
Because I didn't want leather. The fabric is more durable then the leather.

I texted her last night..

I think I'll just throw the chair away, I don't even want to touch the chit.

Sloot is brutal, what a savage
post 1630713253 02-06-2021, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted By LuvVag
Because I didn't want leather. The fabric is more durable then the leather.

I texted her last night..

I think I'll just throw the chair away, I don't even want to touch the chit.

Small claims court this sloot just on principle

Who ruins someone's furniture and doesn't offer to pay for it?

In fact, who sets up a Tinder date knowing they're in heat and free-bleeds all over the place?

This chick sucks.
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post 1630713263 02-06-2021, 02:03 PM
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Pics of girl or you’ll get some more red spots if you know what I’m sayin
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