Always been into gardening but really started going crazy when I bought my house in south Florida three years ago. I definitely wanted a big backyard to grow exotic tropical fruit which I think I've taken full advantage of. Check it out:

- Got three "namwa" banana bunches. I've tried namwas from other people which are absolutely delicious, they are small and dense and packed full of tropical flavor. They chit all over store bananas. Haven't got any fruit yet but the big one should be fruiting any day now.

- Alphonso mango tree. Planted three years ago and just started flowering so I anticipate getting some fruit this spring/summer. The alphonso is generally agreed to be the best mango variety in the world.

- Lychee tree. Planted three years ago with the mango, going to get fruit in the next year or so.

- Papaya tree. I had a previous tree which I harvested about 100 papayas from and grew this tree from a seed from one of those papayas. This tree is 13 months from sprouting and is already loaded with papayas.

- Mamey Sapote tree. Just planted a couple weeks ago, should be 3-5 years to fruit. Mamey Sapote supposedly taste like a cooked sweet potato/ pumpkin pie.

- Jabuticaba tree. Planted a few months ago, it's a slow growing tree so could be 5 or more years till fruit. These are ping pong sized grape-like fruit that grow directly out of the trunk of the tree. It's pretty bizarre, you should Google it.

- Choquette avocado tree. Just planted this about two months ago. Avocados are relatively fast growing, hoping to get fruit within 3 years.

- Jackfruit tree. Just planted a couple months ago. Jackfruit is very fast growing, going to get fruit in 1-3 years.

- Coconut palm. This was actually planted from a coconut that I picked up from the ground and sprouted.

Not shown are a mulberry tree and three fig trees in pots, a muscadine grape vine and a passionfruit vine on my pool fence, lots of pineapple plants in my front yard, and some pots of strawberries and herbs. I've harvested figs, grapes, passionfruits, and strawberries.

I figure in 5-10 years when all the trees are full size I'll be balling in tons of free tropical exotic fruits.

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It was all just satire. Sorry if I offended anyone with my trolling and sickening posts. Peace and love to everyone.

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For all the interest, here are some more pics:

One of my potted fig trees fruiting last year:


My last papaya tree, the mother of my current papaya tree. Harvested probably 100 papayas in about two years before it died:


One of my potted strawberry plants just last week (I keep it covered in netting so the animals don't eat them first):


Mango tree this morning:


The flowering branches of the mango tree, should set fruit in a couple months:


Passion flowers (last spring):


Passion fruits (last summer):


Muscadine grapes (last fall):

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