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post 1631444283 02-15-2021, 08:25 AM
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Spent the night with a successful business woman

Am on vacation in a colorado ski town and met this sexy older lady at the bar. We got to talking and she invited me back to her condo for dinner. She owns a whole bunch of penthouses along south beach in miami, Manhattan, and beach front LA. I asked her how they are doing and she said "well they are all paid off." She's in these yaht clubs all over the country and flies around to go yahting. Long story short I fukked the chit out of her all night long and this morning. She really liked me and kept mentioning how nice my body is, and how I was so sweet and intelligent and successful I was... Bragged up my 100k/yr job and rental house I own lmao. On my way out she told me that she wants to fly in to see me soon and wants to spend a lot more time with me.. fuk think I should quit my job and try to move in with this chick. On top of being sexy she was really good in bed. It was a good night brahs
post 1631444403 02-15-2021, 08:26 AM
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Pics?
post 1631444443 02-15-2021, 08:26 AM
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how old we taking for both of you?

Marrying into money is always a good idea, srs
post 1631444453 02-15-2021, 08:27 AM
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ill file this post in my folder "things that happened"
post 1631444483 02-15-2021, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Sterilite⏩
ill file this post in my folder "things that happened"
Swear to God this happened. You don't think rich people vacation in Colorado ski towns?
post 1631444503 02-15-2021, 08:28 AM
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Jeff Bezos ex wife ? if so mirin
post 1631444513 02-15-2021, 08:28 AM
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Marry and then divorce for 50% of her stuff.
post 1631444523 02-15-2021, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted By SimpIeJack⏩
Pics?
Don't have any, not like I met her online. It was just a cold approach
post 1631444583 02-15-2021, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Beast92⏩
how old we taking for both of you?

Marrying into money is always a good idea, srs
She looked to be mid 40s but I have no idea. She took care of herself well. I'm 30 btw
post 1631444633 02-15-2021, 08:30 AM
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Which ski town? Spent some time in both Vail and Breck and I can confirm that old foxy ladies prowl those places with good chances that they come from money.
post 1631444663 02-15-2021, 08:31 AM
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might as well wife her. whats the worst that could happen? she turns out to be crazy? at least youd be living the ballin life style while dealing with that chit.
post 1631444753 02-15-2021, 08:32 AM
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Was it Jayden James?
A young bull and an old bull were standing atop a hill looking at a bunch of heifers in a field below.

The young bull says "Let's run down this hill and fuk one of those heifers."

The old bull replies "No. Let's walk down there, and fuk them all."
post 1631444803 02-15-2021, 08:32 AM
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She'll get bored of you
post 1631444813 02-15-2021, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted By bsrkoacar2⏩
Swear to God this happened. You don't think rich people vacation in Colorado ski towns?
ofc they do but what are you doing there

mirin' if shes actually hot
post 1631444823 02-15-2021, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Steveyblack⏩
Which ski town? Spent some time in both Vail and Breck and I can confirm that old foxy ladies prowl those places with good chances that they come from money.
Steamboat. It's as nice as vail and nicer than Breck imo
post 1631444873 02-15-2021, 08:34 AM
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No pics used to mean automatic negs.



Call me old fashioned.
post 1631444933 02-15-2021, 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Sterilite⏩
ofc they do but what are you doing there

mirin' if shes actually hot
I live 4 hours away and family owns timeshares. Come down a few times a winter
post 1631446233 02-15-2021, 08:57 AM
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She’s living the dream. I would get properties in all of those locations as well if I could.
Originally Posted By bsrkoacar2⏩
Am on vacation in a colorado ski town and met this sexy older lady at the bar. We got to talking and she invited me back to her condo for dinner. She owns a whole bunch of penthouses along south beach in miami, Manhattan, and beach front LA. I asked her how they are doing and she said "well they are all paid off." She's in these yaht clubs all over the country and flies around to go yahting. Long story short I fukked the chit out of her all night long and this morning. She really liked me and kept mentioning how nice my body is, and how I was so sweet and intelligent and successful I was... Bragged up my 100k/yr job and rental house I own lmao. On my way out she told me that she wants to fly in to see me soon and wants to spend a lot more time with me.. fuk think I should quit my job and try to move in with this chick. On top of being sexy she was really good in bed. It was a good night brahs
post 1631446703 02-15-2021, 09:06 AM
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"Business woman"...
So she divorced a wealthy guy or inherited properties from her father.
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post 1631446783 02-15-2021, 09:06 AM
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Funny story from last night... After dinner I put a small dip in that I could conceal. We ended up going to her bedroom and started going down on her. I had no choice but to swallow my chew. I couldn't spit it out on her floor and sometimes I can get away with swallowing it. It was all good for a little while and then she started giving me head. All good at first but then I broke out in a feverish sweat and thought I was going to throw up while I was getting head. I politely told her I had a "weird stomach ache but I'd be ok, just needed to to drink some water." I fuking laid down in her bathroom floor next to the toilet waiting to throw up just a sweaty mess. Chugged a bunch of water and was good to go about 10 minutes later. Picked up where we left off lmfao but honestly thought I was going to puke all over her bed
post 1631446823 02-15-2021, 09:07 AM
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is that what we’re calling hookers now?
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and then OP woke up from his dream.
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post 1631446913 02-15-2021, 09:08 AM
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She probably took them all from her ex-husband lmao semi srs


Cool story though, Id follow up. Why not?
post 1631446963 02-15-2021, 09:09 AM
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You banged a chick once, and now you want to quit your job and move in with her? LMFAOOOOOO you sure she's the woman?
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post 1631447063 02-15-2021, 09:12 AM
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Registering my disappointment with the lack of pictures in this thread.
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Originally Posted By bsrkoacar2⏩
Steamboat. It's as nice as vail and nicer than Breck imo
Can confirm. Rich people in steamboat. They like it cuz it’s so far out.
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post 1631447513 02-15-2021, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted By bsrkoacar2⏩
Funny story from last night... After dinner I put a small dip in that I could conceal. We ended up going to her bedroom and started going down on her. I had no choice but to swallow my chew. I couldn't spit it out on her floor and sometimes I can get away with swallowing it. It was all good for a little while and then she started giving me head. All good at first but then I broke out in a feverish sweat and thought I was going to throw up while I was getting head. I politely told her I had a "weird stomach ache but I'd be ok, just needed to to drink some water." I fuking laid down in her bathroom floor next to the toilet waiting to throw up just a sweaty mess. Chugged a bunch of water and was good to go about 10 minutes later. Picked up where we left off lmfao but honestly thought I was going to puke all over her bed
Why not spit it out in the toilet?
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So are we not doing the pics thing anymore?
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Originally Posted By bsrkoacar2⏩
Swear to God this happened. You don't think rich people vacation in Colorado ski towns?
Because that's the part that people are questioning lol
Leaves a space between posting multiple links/pics so people on mobile don't click the same link twice crew
post 1631448143 02-15-2021, 09:32 AM
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No

A man should be on his own purpose

Not quit their job because of some woman
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