The age of the rentcel never even started. It will always be the time of the Landchad

Hello my fellow landed gentry!

Land chads assemble!

You know what April is buckos?

Rental increases for some of my rentcel tenants. Rent up almost 25% in the last 2 years across all the properties in my portfolio. (Thats right, ITS A PORTFOLIO SON)

Im sure they are coming out on top though they have been investing heavily in BTC rather than paying down a mortgage that would be less than their monthly rent.

Gotta love it. Rents go up, mortgage stays the same

Alright alright

Feels is good.

Six figure salary, successful gym owner, equity investor, and land owner master race crew checking in. That feel when the checks coming in, the mortgages paying themselves,and appreciation is rising, lmao.

Tbh, though I can't height mog which may be the ultimate mog but I'll never know, the money mog game is srs.

The look in another man's eyes when he already knows you're aesthetic, handsome, strength, and alpha mogging him, and he finds out you're money mogging as well, lmao.

Early in my professional career I had a superior that was always taking these weird personal jabs at me, was out one night with a female coworker and mentioned it, she told me it's because he's insecure and jealous, I wrote it off as her just trying to make me feel better and forgot about it.

Few months later because of some complicated chit we have with work my tax returns had to be evaluated and as he was going through them I could see him freeze when he got to the capital gains part and he was shook lol.

Never looked at me directly in the eye again, he was broken.

The dynamic had the air of "yeah, you can tell me to stay late to get that report done, but when I get home I'm making origami out of Benjamins and getting wild on Amazon while you're struggling to sleep at night worried about the mortgage".

It's a similar experience on the few occasions I run into any tenants with the exception of two buddies I rent to. The look of shame in the presence of that which is superior, lmao.

Fukkkkk look at this landchad right here

Got me kind of hard bro no homo, will catch you on spread

The only difference between 1021 and 2021 is that our peasants give us cold hard cash to live on our lands rather than grain and other crops to sell at the market.

Deep down then even know that we have a noble right to their wives and daughters.

Ok but have you ever bought a good block of land with a crappy house on it

Divided it up into smaller blocks and built them out

And sold them off for more than you paid for the big block

It’s a great feeling srs

loled hard at using "getting wild on Amazon" as the flex lmao. Should be a new copypasta

Uhh... I'm about to blow your mind brah. Next level chit is indentured servant mogging.

I have three different guys that owe me combined close to 5 figures and not great ways to pay. Flip them into on demand assistants to pay off the debt. Need new flooring? Brb, Brian I need you to watch some youtube videos on this chit and block off next weekend because you're redoing the flooring at the Diamond Drive house, I'm knocking $8 per hour off the debt, btw the interest compounded again.I'm actually frugal as fuk cuz. Only things I own that are expensive are a few high end suits for special work chit, a reasonably modest luxury SUV, a couple watches and guns. Other than that you can catch me on the streets in $30 vans, $10 sweats, and a tank someone left at their gf's house.It's a move. Even better is getting in with the City Council, lining up rising political stars for the future, buying up busted apartments in "opportunity zones", selling the amazing opportunity the city has by gentrifying the area you coincidentally own to the people who are now your friends in decision making political decisions, line up contracting deals with their relatives so everyone lines some pockets, and flipping the apartments 5 years down the road into high end loft condos and reaping the tax benefits from investing in a tax advantaged opportunity zone and whatever other incentives your area just so happens to be gifted with.

Idk, read about it in a book or something

Is it time to start an official Land Chad crew?

How much land does one need to qualify and is it measured in square meters or dollars

We have some of the most expensive real estate on the planet

Landchad checking in

repped bro dedfkn srs. post more

Our founding fathers did not even want to let rentcels vote. Only Landchads we’re allowed to vote and for good reason.

Let's make Voting Great Again.

Property ownership is absolutely an accepted form of power and control. Anyone with condos knows that the HOA fee associated with the size of your unit determines your voting power.

If condo associations can do it dammit, so can our landed leaders.

In on land chad thread. Feels good man

Property value of $350k+ or 5+ acres



Do I have a motion?







Rentcels shouldn’t be allowed to vote. Should be in our bylaws

All it takes is the big earthquake and its over just lol

god that subreddit is so fuking funny lmao srs. Gonna meet the same fate as the consoom subreddit

precucked reddit was one of a greatest things over

name so I can follow landchaddette vlog?

Was legit unaware of the systemic discrimination faced by LandChads on a daily basis

LLM

Rentcells will never know the high SMV effect on a girl slightly out of your league when she's a rentcell and comes over for dinner the first time.

That look in her eyes when she rests on the couch while you grab the wine, her devious little petty mind processing things and thinking "he's cute enough and I could get used to this..." I've pushed multiple sexual encounters with women into mid sex fantasy dabbles into housewife roleplay. Nothing like a girl peaking while screaming "Make me Mrs. Arem24" on a first date, lmao. The oddest commitment I got out of a girl mid-coitus was at her suggestion to agree to her doing my laundry for life if I let her suck my dik, lmao. Looking back on it now should have saved her number. It's Always Sunny had it right about bang maids.

An athletic, successful, life and looksmaxxing 45 year old land mogger is setting the perfect trap for 30 year old former smoke shows getting desperate now that the doctors their age have pointed their attention towards the 24 year olds in skirts. Have a couple land mogging friends that are about that life.

Im not sure but she can trade vagina for a weeks rent anytime I would creampie that it would be like a tsunami

Degenmaxxing by taking advantage of peasant sloots tired of dating rentcels who have nothing worth stealing after 7 years of marriage.

This is the way

I own a rental but it's a townhouse, does that count?

Burn