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post 1633872973 03-16-2021, 05:51 AM
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- Amy shared a clip demonstrating her "life hack" which has since garnered millions of views, and insisted it would "change your pooping life forever"

- "You have been pooping wrong" she says. "What I want you to do is poop backwards. Nothing better than spreading those cheeks, and releasing a curry assquake as you munch on some cheetos" giggled Amy profusely

- "Get your favourite snacks, get your favourite show and that’s how you poop. It’s the best of all times. You just sit there jamming and pooping. Release that cheeky turd in style and sip on a cold beer. Let all the liquids flow out of every hole"







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post 1633873023 03-16-2021, 05:54 AM
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Butters already said this.

And how the phuck can you eat while your chit stink it floating up directly into your mouth and nose?
post 1633873043 03-16-2021, 05:54 AM
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OP that "woman" is 16 years old you paedo.
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post 1633873133 03-16-2021, 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted By mkx1775⏩
OP that "woman" is 16 years old you paedo.
Source?
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post 1633873183 03-16-2021, 05:56 AM
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post 1633873193 03-16-2021, 05:56 AM
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I always AC Slater on the toilet
post 1633873243 03-16-2021, 05:58 AM
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Degeneracy: the thread
post 1633873453 03-16-2021, 06:02 AM
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Originally Posted By John
I always AC Slater on the toilet
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post 1633873523 03-16-2021, 06:04 AM
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I'm going to sit backwards everytime when she faces me because that face is more ****ing gruesome then what she posted
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post 1633873613 03-16-2021, 06:07 AM
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post 1633873943 03-16-2021, 06:15 AM
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Let's enjoy a beer in the surrounding aroma on one's crap.


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post 1633875323 03-16-2021, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted By mkx1775⏩
OP that "woman" is 16 years old you paedo.
Would smash srs
post 1633875743 03-16-2021, 06:52 AM
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Very unoriginal. Betting she watched South Park and had the idea.
post 1633875873 03-16-2021, 06:55 AM
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There’s some merit in this if she leans back and fires her chocolate tor**** directly into the drain I mean perhaps she will reduce her clogging frequency by a small percentage
post 1633876043 03-16-2021, 06:58 AM
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Originally Posted By TheDeeJ⏩
Butters already said this.
This. Women aren't even funny when they're quoting the GOAT comedy.
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Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister⏩
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Wouldn't one be forced to take their pants completely off to do this? If you're that degenerate that you have to eat on the crapper, it would be easier just to keep a TV tray next to the toilet.
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Sunday afternoon I felt this rumbling in my stomach. It hit me hard. I waddled to the bathroom with my cheeks clenched and was holding them so tight I barely got my shorts down. When I went to sit on the toilet and I unclenched them I basically vomited out of my ass half way down from a standing position. If I had tried to sit facing backwards I would be awkwardly explaining to my wife why we would be needing some bleach and a brand new mop.
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The toilets look nearly as cheap and trashy as the two women in the pics.
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Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.
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Originally Posted By BIGJIMSLADE22⏩
Wouldn't one be forced to take their pants completely off to do this? If you're that degenerate that you have to eat on the crapper, it would be easier just to keep a TV tray next to the toilet.
The Uppercase king has a point. Sloot didn't think this true, when will they learn.
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Originally Posted By mkx1775⏩
OP that "woman" is 16 years old you paedo.
Das a lie, 16 year olds don’t drink beer that’s illegal lol
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