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post 1634066473 03-18-2021, 01:07 PM
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snailrsus exlapin urself (srs)

Originally Posted By snailsrus
when my parents got divorced my dad was in his late 50’s and dated a lot of very attractive 20 year olds. Money trumps age and he has never needed medications to get hard. He’s almost 80 now and my 50 year old step mom can’t keep up
Why do you know so much about how hard your dads cock gets?

srs

always thot you were slightly autistic.
post 1634067273 03-18-2021, 01:15 PM
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omg LOVE that for her!
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post 1634067383 03-18-2021, 01:17 PM
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snails pls respond bb
post 1634067393 03-18-2021, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Coal
omg LOVE that for her!
this
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post 1634067403 03-18-2021, 01:17 PM
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post 1634067423 03-18-2021, 01:17 PM
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post 1634067553 03-18-2021, 01:18 PM
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Cuz good old geezer fukkin is loud fukkin.
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post 1634067763 03-18-2021, 01:20 PM
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So snails.. did you ever become friends with any of your dad's x gfs?
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post 1634067843 03-18-2021, 01:22 PM
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post 1634067923 03-18-2021, 01:23 PM
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I've always wondered, is old man jizz different to young man jizz? Lokr the whiteness is apparently sperm so do old dudes just squirt pee?
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post 1634067943 03-18-2021, 01:24 PM
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post 1634068353 03-18-2021, 01:29 PM
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Maybe she just saw him heading to the bathroom in his whitey tighties with morning wood on display in full glory.

It doesn't always have to be incest, unless she wants it to be.
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post 1634068633 03-18-2021, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972
Maybe she just saw him heading to the bathroom in his whitey tighties with morning wood on display in full glory.

It doesn't always have to be incest, unless she wants it to be.
if she was my daughter id dfeinitely drop a couple of loads in her cute little LTC body.
post 1634068863 03-18-2021, 01:34 PM
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so sick of girls attention whoring on here, my dads dick gets hard as fuk you dont see me posting about it.
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post 1634068883 03-18-2021, 01:35 PM
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while you are at could you also explain how you managed to run law firm and a gym at the same time while self admitting having asperger syndrome.

with money you earned yourself at 24 lol you must a wonderful strategic plan to becoming so successful.
post 1634069153 03-18-2021, 01:37 PM
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can you tell us if your dad is circumcised and why you prefer circumcised over an all natural pnus?
post 1634069163 03-18-2021, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted By hoganrulz
I've always wondered, is old man jizz different to young man jizz? Lokr the whiteness is apparently sperm so do old dudes just squirt pee?
Pretty sure at 80 you just shoot out dust.
post 1634069183 03-18-2021, 01:37 PM
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I’m on britishtwit thread 2.0

Come clean patel
post 1634069233 03-18-2021, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Vexidi
Pretty sure at 80 you just shoot out dust.
Probably feels like squirting a log outta your dink hole
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post 1634069613 03-18-2021, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted By 44344
can you tell us if your dad is circumcised and why you prefer circumcised over an all natural pnus?
Love it when Cutbrah enters a pnus thread
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post 1634070603 03-18-2021, 01:53 PM
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Yea, thats kinda weird...
post 1634070713 03-18-2021, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Vexidi
Pretty sure at 80 you just shoot out dust.
Probably piss...
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post 1634071503 03-18-2021, 02:02 PM
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Me and my cousin walked in on my grandad getting a beej from his gf at the time (my grandmom had died) when he was in his mid 70s. This was in the mid 90s so I don't think viagra was out yet
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post 1634071553 03-18-2021, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313
Me and my cousin walked in on my grandad getting a beej from his gf at the time (my grandmom had died) when he was in his mid 70s. This was in the mid 90s so I don't think viagra was out yet
Hope you bought him a beer.

How old was his wench?
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post 1634072013 03-18-2021, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Coal
Love it when Cutbrah enters a pnus thread
yes she said she preferred circumcised in one of our lynched vs whole threads. how do people even feel comfortable looking at their pnus when they see this wound? I used to love being naked and having sex until I found out the truth.
post 1634076813 03-18-2021, 03:09 PM
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post 1634077013 03-18-2021, 03:12 PM
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Just lol if you haven't regularly observed your father's turgid, throbbing veiny pengus as it gives your mother the business. It's 2021, what are we supposed to talk about the birds and the bees? Practical application is everything. Have to set the standard
post 1634077023 03-18-2021, 03:12 PM
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she has a son/brother too
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post 1634077093 03-18-2021, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn
she has a son/brother too
Who's the hardest?
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post 1634077393 03-18-2021, 03:17 PM
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lol

Well he lives in an area where they don’t deliver scripts

I’ve been picking up his scripts since Covid started. He has copd and basically has stayed in quarantine

One of his scripts is a test blocker to reduce the size of his prostate. My husband started trt after chemo and now is in chemo again, his cancer is really effecting many areas of his life and is spreading/growing faster than they can cut it out. I asked my dad if it affected his sex life /libido with his free test being lower and nope and got wayyyy more “bragging” information than I wanted. He also doesn’t have a script for the medications that make men hard that I’ve seen and It’s been a year of me getting his and my step moms medications

Lmao

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