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post 1635802143 04-09-2021, 08:57 AM
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Board the Airplane and You See This . . . What Do?

mo e
post 1635802253 04-09-2021, 08:58 AM
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awe fuk bye. .
post 1635802373 04-09-2021, 09:00 AM
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post 1635802463 04-09-2021, 09:01 AM
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ask to deploy Otto the autopilot ASAP
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post 1635802763 04-09-2021, 09:05 AM
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i see one man and one woman
post 1635802953 04-09-2021, 09:08 AM
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sit in my seat comfortably because they have earned that seat. Especially the older captain
post 1635802963 04-09-2021, 09:08 AM
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Take the 3 striper to the crew rest quarters and lock the door ...
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post 1635803153 04-09-2021, 09:10 AM
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is that what I think it is?
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post 1635803213 04-09-2021, 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Vexidi
lol my chigga
post 1635803313 04-09-2021, 09:12 AM
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Nah bro I’m sweet
There is no they…
post 1635803513 04-09-2021, 09:15 AM
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Ask the one on the right if she's ever seen a grown man naked.
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post 1635803563 04-09-2021, 09:16 AM
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Have had a female pilot before.

As long as it's a serious looking middle age person, don't care.
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post 1635803613 04-09-2021, 09:16 AM
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call my family for the last time
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post 1635803903 04-09-2021, 09:20 AM
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most planes pretty much fly automatically now, pilots are largely for safety in case chit happens, wont be too long before we see pilot less planes
post 1635804253 04-09-2021, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted By AncientYouth
most planes pretty much fly automatically now, pilots are largely for safety in case chit happens, wont be too long before we see pilot less planes
that likely wont happen in our lifetimes on the airlines level
post 1635804873 04-09-2021, 09:33 AM
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Slap the flight attendants ass, find my seat, order a drink
post 1635806023 04-09-2021, 09:50 AM
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post 1635806043 04-09-2021, 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted By frutistafreeze
Slap the flight attendants ass, find my seat, order a drink
Nice. Frtuistafeeze obviously knows the plot twist here (he PM'd me to confirm it), but in this topsy turvy world, the flight attendants are all males.
mo e
post 1635806083 04-09-2021, 09:51 AM
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Not everyday you see a 767 with 3 cockpits
post 1635806143 04-09-2021, 09:52 AM
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Being in the cockpit seems right for them
Children groomer, influencer, CEO

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post 1635806533 04-09-2021, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted By AncientYouth
most planes pretty much fly automatically now, pilots are largely for safety in case chit happens, wont be too long before we see pilot less planes
It will be quite a while before we see this. Passenger like the feeling of having a person at the controls ready to take over from the auto pilot whenever the chit hits the fan.

Look at the current autoland requirements for airliners:
- functioning radar altimeter
- airport/runway approved for autoland
- pilots certified for autoland
- minimim of 2 or 3 functioning autopilots (dependent upon type of aircraft)
- all engines running or APU running if an engine is out (dependent upon type of aircraft)
- functional flaps (dependent upon type of aircraft)
- crosswind limitations

As a pilot I am required to monitor the autoland process and abort it at anytime if I see something wrong. Humans are still needed
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post 1635806913 04-09-2021, 10:05 AM
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Damn so many lulzy responses and I'm on R/C
post 1635806933 04-09-2021, 10:05 AM
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one on the right could get it..
post 1635807173 04-09-2021, 10:08 AM
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post 1635807273 04-09-2021, 10:10 AM
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perfect flight for when you don't want to live but don't have the strength to end it yourself
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post 1635807393 04-09-2021, 10:12 AM
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post 1635807513 04-09-2021, 10:14 AM
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Complain on Twitter about the pilots being white
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post 1635807723 04-09-2021, 10:16 AM
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I'd wonder why I was on a piece of chit Airbus.
post 1635807793 04-09-2021, 10:17 AM
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post 1635807833 04-09-2021, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Retoaded
I'd wonder why I was on a piece of chit Airbus.
I was wondering when someone was going to notice that the a/c was an A330 and not a 767. Figured it would be you, lol
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