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post 1637504473 05-01-2021, 06:28 AM
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if you ______ you're a fkn clown (ded fkn Srs)

if you __________ you're a fkn clown bro fr (ded fkn Srs)






fill in the blank misc
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1637504553 05-01-2021, 06:29 AM
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try to get back with an ex.
Cobra Kai never dies!
post 1637504563 05-01-2021, 06:29 AM
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Put a mask on your children
post 1637504583 05-01-2021, 06:30 AM
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USAF Vet Crew
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lol at mudbloods crew
MTC convert
post 1637504613 05-01-2021, 06:30 AM
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are RealLifeAlpha
post 1637504623 05-01-2021, 06:30 AM
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wear clown shoes
My secret? Texting between sets.
post 1637504633 05-01-2021, 06:31 AM
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think you're a Real Life Alpha
post 1637504653 05-01-2021, 06:31 AM
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Focus on what you can control
A young bull and an old bull were standing atop a hill looking at a bunch of heifers in a field below.

The young bull says "Let's run down this hill and fuk one of those heifers."

The old bull replies "No. Let's walk down there, and fuk them all."
post 1637504663 05-01-2021, 06:31 AM
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Live in a third world country with no universal healthcare
post 1637504713 05-01-2021, 06:32 AM
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if you don’t earn $5million a year you're a fkn clown bro fr (ded fkn Srs)
post 1637505053 05-01-2021, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
try to get back with an ex.
never works -- huge waste of time (ded fkn Srs)
Originally Posted By SwagMorris⏩
Put a mask on your children
100% -- i always feel bad for those children, knowing they're being raised by weak NPCs (ded fkn Srs)
Originally Posted By OLawdQuan⏩
Misc
lol probably
Originally Posted By aaron501⏩
are RealLifeAlpha
cheekykent m8 i swear
Originally Posted By eatyourspinach⏩
wear clown shoes
dress for the job you want, not the job you have (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1637505183 05-01-2021, 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted By MFarrar74⏩
think you're a Real Life Alpha
say that to my face ***got not online see what happens (ded fkn Srs)
Originally Posted By Achilles87⏩
Focus on what you can control
u avvin' a laff m8???
Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Live in a third world country with no universal healthcare



Originally Posted By DigDeeper1⏩
if you don’t earn $5million a year you're a fkn clown bro fr (ded fkn Srs)
TRUE
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1637506263 05-01-2021, 07:16 AM
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Voted for Biden
post 1637506343 05-01-2021, 07:18 AM
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Have preferred pronouns in your work email sig
post 1637507343 05-01-2021, 07:45 AM
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Have a Christmas tree on your kitchen counter in May
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.

MrWhiskey24 for jolly cooperation (PS)
post 1637507423 05-01-2021, 07:47 AM
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opie
I loe e.
post 1637507653 05-01-2021, 07:51 AM
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Have a join date > 08
post 1637507773 05-01-2021, 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
Have a Christmas tree on your kitchen counter in May
LOL……they’re still there brother (ded fkn Srs)

Hope you and fam are good
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1637508503 05-01-2021, 08:15 AM
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Don't use turn signals

Walk a 1/4mph in the middle of grocery store isles
**Florida Crew**
**Waiting for National Guard Bus Ride to Labor Camp Crew**
post 1637508723 05-01-2021, 08:20 AM
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Don’t put your cart back in the cart return area, I hated that **** even before the cartnarcs

Have your chit at 2-3 machines in the gym when you aren’t supersetting or aren’t a serious gym member, like the guys who compete-that’s fine, but normal old fuks doing that hogging everything up can go fuk themselves

Walk too slow in hallways

People who constantly hum

People who have no self awareness

People who don’t pick up social cues and think you’re interested in what they’re saying instead of realizing your “mhm yep, okay, cool, sweet, ya, mhmm” are actually cues that your not listening


FUK’N CLOWNS
Deadlift: 435
Squat: 365
Bench: 325
OHP: 200
post 1637508783 05-01-2021, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Joesky20⏩
Don’t put your cart back in the cart return area, I hated that **** even before the cartnarcs

Have your chit at 2-3 machines in the gym when you aren’t supersetting or aren’t a serious gym member, like the guys who compete-that’s fine, but normal old fuks doing that hogging everything up can go fuk themselves

Walk too slow in hallways

People who constantly hum

People who have no self awareness

People who don’t pick up social cues and think you’re interested in what they’re saying instead of realizing your “mhm yep, okay, cool, sweet, ya, mhmm” are actually cues that your not listening


FUK’N CLOWNS
Solid list fr (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1637509783 05-01-2021, 08:47 AM
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people who speed.

people that buy luxury goods meanwhile not having anything in retirement savings and living in a crappy apartment.
n4l
Rayaarito
fappin
r32gojirra
post 1637510433 05-01-2021, 09:06 AM
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Use the terms 'libtard' and 'conservacuck' or any iteration of those.

dead fkn srs

make race bait threads on the misc


(on spread, OP)
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1637510573 05-01-2021, 09:09 AM
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Have a hairstyle that makes you look like a piece of fruit
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post 1637510833 05-01-2021, 09:13 AM
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post 1637510843 05-01-2021, 09:14 AM
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Blast inappropriate music in public places
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.

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post 1637512213 05-01-2021, 09:39 AM
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If you...

-Spend every dollar you make
-Put the pussy on a pedestal
-feel entitled
-let politics run you life
-Buy a Raymond Weil instead of spending a little more quiche and going with the Speedmaster smh (ded fkn Srs)

...you're a fkn clown
<HTC>
Pick 6 Crew
RIP Rich Piana
Dallas Cowboys
post 1637512703 05-01-2021, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By ChknFrydMFer⏩
If you...


-Buy a Raymond Weil instead of spending a little more quiche and going with the Speedmaster smh (ded fkn Srs)

...you're a fkn clown
Brutal!!!

It was actually a gift from my Dad, so even though it would not be my first choice, it has a little sentimental value.

I prefer my milgauss but I actually like the Raymond weil over my navitimer (ded fkn Srs) (not so subtle humble brag) (my “nice” watches are actually poverty compared to most MWC / real “watch guy” collections)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1637513013 05-01-2021, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
Brutal!!!

It was actually a gift from my Dad, so even though it would not be my first choice, it has a little sentimental value.

I prefer my milgauss but I actually like the Raymond weil over my navitimer (ded fkn Srs) (not so subtle humble brag) (my “nice” watches are actually poverty compared to most MWC / real “watch guy” collections)
Lol just had to take a jab...mirin gift...also mirin collection...Milgauss underrated imo
<HTC>
Pick 6 Crew
RIP Rich Piana
Dallas Cowboys
post 1637513103 05-01-2021, 09:56 AM
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watch modern Simpsons
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