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Funny Reasons you got in Trouble in School
Post all of the funny chit you did back in the day that you got in trouble for in school.
One funny story I can think of.... Back in high school, all the brahs would go into the bathrooms and draw giant dinks on the walls. One day some bro drew one with a purple sharpie that wrapped around the entire bathroom. Like went across the mirrors, over the door, around the chitters etc... Principle found out and made all of the brahs stay after an assembly and started to yell at us, trying to interrogate to figure out who drew the purple penor. I couldn’t stop laughing after he said “I want to know who drew the big purple penor and I want to know now!!!!” OP got detention because he couldn’t stop laughing at the principle and became prime suspect number one. OP was never vindicated from the accusation.
One funny story I can think of.... Back in high school, all the brahs would go into the bathrooms and draw giant dinks on the walls. One day some bro drew one with a purple sharpie that wrapped around the entire bathroom. Like went across the mirrors, over the door, around the chitters etc... Principle found out and made all of the brahs stay after an assembly and started to yell at us, trying to interrogate to figure out who drew the purple penor. I couldn’t stop laughing after he said “I want to know who drew the big purple penor and I want to know now!!!!” OP got detention because he couldn’t stop laughing at the principle and became prime suspect number one. OP was never vindicated from the accusation.
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Pulled my dink out in 2nd grade at lunch from a dare. A girl saw and ratted me out and my dad beat my ass when we got home
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Originally Posted By KyBrah32⏩
I thought this was America??!!Pulled my dink out in 2nd grade at lunch from a dare. A girl saw and ratted me out and my dad beat my ass when we got home
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Early elementary school, don't remember exact grade. Class was having a serious discussion about losing loved ones. After a few teary eyed stories, I said my grandma got run over by a reindeer. I thought it was hilarious, but I was just surrounded by bert stares.
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Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩
Lold hard! On recharge, but will get you later.Early elementary school, don't remember exact grade. Class was having a serious discussion about losing loved ones. After a few teary eyed stories, I said my grandma got run over by a reindeer. I thought it was hilarious, but I was just surrounded by bert stares.
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Got caught having a pissing contest into one of those trough style urinals in 3rd grade. We had 4 of us standing like 20 feet away trying to firehose piss into the urinal and basically just getting it all over the floor when a teacher walks in and was like wtf guys.
We all got a talking to by the principal but nothing else really happened. And didnt have to clean up the floor.
We all got a talking to by the principal but nothing else really happened. And didnt have to clean up the floor.
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Originally Posted By PepperedAngus⏩
Lol’d hard AF at this one boyoGot caught having a pissing contest into one of those trough style urinals in 3rd grade. We had 4 of us standing like 20 feet away trying to firehose piss into the urinal and basically just getting it all over the floor when a teacher walks in and was like wtf guys.
We all got a talking to by the principal but nothing else really happened. And didnt have to clean up the floor.
We all got a talking to by the principal but nothing else really happened. And didnt have to clean up the floor.
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-in 3rd grade, i had to go to the bathroom bad but someone was already out. Teacher was like "you can wait" and I was like "No I can't". They didn't care so I just peed myself at my desk. Then I got in trouble for it and sent to the principals office
-in 2nd grade, being the autist I am, I got in trouble for bouncing a basketball off a girl's head who I was crushing on. Was standing right behind her when I did it, so wasn't like i hucked it at her head lol.
-in 9th grade, got in trouble for plagiarizing a book report. didn't even TRY to hide it lol...legit just copy pasted from a website. Got bumped down to regular english and had to take summer school on top, or risk getting expelled.
-in 7th grade, I got 2 detentions from my history teacher for making that water drop sound with my cheek because he was already in a bad mood. never went because fuk his porn-loving azz
-in 6th grade, I used to get excused for constant nosebleeds (that I inflicted on myself), and sent to the nurse's office. Nurse was an HBB and super sweet, so of course I loved going there. Eventually a female friend of mine asked me to show her because she didn't believe I was making them happen myself. I showed her, then she promptly ratted me out when the teacher told me to go to the nurse's office. So then I had to sit there the next 15 mins with 1 single ply tissue lol.
-in virtually every math class leading up to high school, my teachers would get livid when they'd ask me to come up and show how I solved the problem, and I show that I solved it using the way my mom taught me, not how their chitty curriculum does. Bonus anger points if I called them out mid lecture with a simpler way to solve something.
-in 2nd grade, being the autist I am, I got in trouble for bouncing a basketball off a girl's head who I was crushing on. Was standing right behind her when I did it, so wasn't like i hucked it at her head lol.
-in 9th grade, got in trouble for plagiarizing a book report. didn't even TRY to hide it lol...legit just copy pasted from a website. Got bumped down to regular english and had to take summer school on top, or risk getting expelled.
-in 7th grade, I got 2 detentions from my history teacher for making that water drop sound with my cheek because he was already in a bad mood. never went because fuk his porn-loving azz
-in 6th grade, I used to get excused for constant nosebleeds (that I inflicted on myself), and sent to the nurse's office. Nurse was an HBB and super sweet, so of course I loved going there. Eventually a female friend of mine asked me to show her because she didn't believe I was making them happen myself. I showed her, then she promptly ratted me out when the teacher told me to go to the nurse's office. So then I had to sit there the next 15 mins with 1 single ply tissue lol.
-in virtually every math class leading up to high school, my teachers would get livid when they'd ask me to come up and show how I solved the problem, and I show that I solved it using the way my mom taught me, not how their chitty curriculum does. Bonus anger points if I called them out mid lecture with a simpler way to solve something.
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This one by far is my favorite one, especially since the Principal could not stop laughing when he heard what happened.
Senior year took Chemistry to finish Science credits and we all had to take the same teacher - fat, out of shape, had to use an elevator, shrewd of a women.
Anyways, we get to the subject of Balancing Equations and that part of Chemistry really clicked for me and I ended up being the only one in class to get the whole assignment right.
When she asked how I did it and tried to take credit for teaching the material well, I told her that I actually had someone else show me how to do it that knew the actual material.
She got red, heated and asked me to pack my stuff and that the Principal would be expecting me.
Got to the Principal, told him what happened, he laughed harder then he should, told me I could go home if it was my last class of the day.
Sometimes, miss those high school moments lol.
Senior year took Chemistry to finish Science credits and we all had to take the same teacher - fat, out of shape, had to use an elevator, shrewd of a women.
Anyways, we get to the subject of Balancing Equations and that part of Chemistry really clicked for me and I ended up being the only one in class to get the whole assignment right.
When she asked how I did it and tried to take credit for teaching the material well, I told her that I actually had someone else show me how to do it that knew the actual material.
She got red, heated and asked me to pack my stuff and that the Principal would be expecting me.
Got to the Principal, told him what happened, he laughed harder then he should, told me I could go home if it was my last class of the day.
Sometimes, miss those high school moments lol.
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in pre school I was going to bathroom in the stall and a girl crawled under the stall and just stood there in front of me. I finished and opened the stall to leave and one of the teachers or w/e yelled at me and brought me to the head person's office to which I had to stay until my mom picked me up.
I dont remember what they talked about or said but I do remember thinking "I didnt even do anything, its the girls fault..." was very confused why I was in trouble
I dont remember what they talked about or said but I do remember thinking "I didnt even do anything, its the girls fault..." was very confused why I was in trouble
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Sidewalk slammed a friend on the floor of our school lmao
Made a kid do a line of crushed up rice crispies
Sidewalk slammed a friend on the floor of our school lmao
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Brah in my science classic, which was taught by a coach, left class and took a massive chit. He videos the chit coming out on snap chat and sends it to the snap group that included the teacher coach by mistake.... we all open it in class and start laughing. Coach opens it and just fookin Bert stares the class. Was super awkward when the guy walked back in from taking the chit. He got punished big time a practice.
Brah in my science classic, which was taught by a coach, left class and took a massive chit. He videos the chit coming out on snap chat and sends it to the snap group that included the teacher coach by mistake.... we all open it in class and start laughing. Coach opens it and just fookin Bert stares the class. Was super awkward when the guy walked back in from taking the chit. He got punished big time a practice.
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I got suspended once for trying to call myself off.
Was hanging at forest preserve with friends getting yucked and tried to call off.
Pretty cringed trying to pretend I was my dad, trying to make my voice deep.
They weren't buying it at all, I got 5 days of in-school suspension for that.
Was hanging at forest preserve with friends getting yucked and tried to call off.
Pretty cringed trying to pretend I was my dad, trying to make my voice deep.
They weren't buying it at all, I got 5 days of in-school suspension for that.
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Freshman year my friend and I were walking to 4th period and literally out of nowhere I went full potato and decided to see if I could jump up and touch what I thought was a ceiling light. Turned out to be the security camera and it fell to the ground and shattered in pieces
Was right next to the cafeteria so I got bertstared by hundreds of people lmao (srs)
Was right next to the cafeteria so I got bertstared by hundreds of people lmao (srs)
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Bro was yucky one night in HS and went to pickup a pizza with friends. The Pizza Hut never made the pizza and said they were going to refuse service because they didn’t feel like making pizza 45 min before closing. Bros went across the street to whataburger, bought milkshakes, walked right back across the street and hummed them at the windows at the pizza joint. Employees Bert stared... Glazed them windows like a donut.
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Got sent to principals office for snoring too loud in class srs.
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Talking about Call of Duty 4 weapons & being referred by assistant teachers to the principle for being a potential shooter, luckily the head teacher knew it was BS & stood up for me. Also me & my brah got detention for bringing masks to school to prank another friend. Also got sent to the vice principle's office one time because me & my friend were playfully sparring & the lunch lady came outside screaming with a huge knife because she thought I was actually kicking his ass.
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put a condom with guava juice in my classroom's door knob at break. The whole school came to see it everybody was laughing etc. Principal came into our classroom and demanded whoever did it to come forward.
I didnt, so the principal told us that if they didnt find the person that did it, everyone would be stuck in school till late at night and would get in trouble. Nobody said ****, not even the nerd ones, and everyone knew it was me lol. Felt good man knowing they had my back. They said "fuk it" and let us go at like 6 pm.
I didnt, so the principal told us that if they didnt find the person that did it, everyone would be stuck in school till late at night and would get in trouble. Nobody said ****, not even the nerd ones, and everyone knew it was me lol. Felt good man knowing they had my back. They said "fuk it" and let us go at like 6 pm.
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Originally Posted By KyBrah32⏩
Reported for child abuse got you broPulled my dink out in 2nd grade at lunch from a dare. A girl saw and ratted me out and my dad beat my ass when we got home
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
Misc mob was even strong back in hs bruhput a condom with guava juice in my classroom's door knob at break. The whole school came to see it everybody was laughing etc. Principal came into our classroom and demanded whoever did it to come forward.
I didnt, so the principal told us that if they didnt find the person that did it, everyone would be stuck in school till late at night and would get in trouble. Nobody said ****, not even the nerd ones, and everyone knew it was me lol. Felt good man knowing they had my back. They said "fuk it" and let us go at like 6 pm.
I didnt, so the principal told us that if they didnt find the person that did it, everyone would be stuck in school till late at night and would get in trouble. Nobody said ****, not even the nerd ones, and everyone knew it was me lol. Felt good man knowing they had my back. They said "fuk it" and let us go at like 6 pm.
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Stole the remote from the school TV. Every time the teacher tried to put a dvd or video in I'd eject it instantly lol. Carried on for like 5 minutes. She couldn't figure it out and had some kind of breakdown and ran out of the class crying.
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in first grade some kid's older sister or mom or something showed up so she could run around the field with the class. i nudged this kid Phil and said she had a nice ass. that future ******* of america narc'ed on me and i got in trouble. i think my dad had to talk to the teacher or some chit. if i were him i would have been proud hehe
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Originally Posted By PepperedAngus⏩
Definitely did that when I was in like 2nd grade. We didn't get very far. We also had to clean it up.Got caught having a pissing contest into one of those trough style urinals in 3rd grade. We had 4 of us standing like 20 feet away trying to firehose piss into the urinal and basically just getting it all over the floor when a teacher walks in and was like wtf guys.
We all got a talking to by the principal but nothing else really happened. And didnt have to clean up the floor.
We all got a talking to by the principal but nothing else really happened. And didnt have to clean up the floor.
Never did that again.
Also got detention for flicking those hand made paper footballs while my teacher was talking. I really launched that sucker. She asked who did it and I tried to get the kid next to me in trouble but she wasn't having any of it.
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A teacher called campus police on me for asking about my test results too many times
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turned on all bathroom taps and put tissues in them and told friend to come see something funny
teacher walkd in after seeing comotion and got in trouble
was in changing room and decided it would be funny to throw around some sri lankan kid while everyone was laughing
teacher walks in and staring right at me while I was in the act
suspended both times
teacher walkd in after seeing comotion and got in trouble
was in changing room and decided it would be funny to throw around some sri lankan kid while everyone was laughing
teacher walks in and staring right at me while I was in the act
suspended both times
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Can confirm, was overflowing poopoo peepeeturned on all bathroom taps and put tissues in them and told friend to come see something funny
teacher walkd in after seeing comotion and got in trouble
was in changing room and decided it would be funny to throw around some sri lankan kid while everyone was laughing
teacher walks in and staring right at me while I was in the act
suspended both times
teacher walkd in after seeing comotion and got in trouble
was in changing room and decided it would be funny to throw around some sri lankan kid while everyone was laughing
teacher walks in and staring right at me while I was in the act
suspended both times
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