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post 1639423113 05-25-2021, 04:27 PM
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post 1639423393 05-25-2021, 04:32 PM
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back in 5th grade the principal told me and my friends to take off our sterling silver chain necklaces cause it looked 'gangster'

this was in the early 00s, 2001-2002

post 1639423493 05-25-2021, 04:35 PM
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used to take the cosmic brownies theyd sell during lunch and roll them up so they appeared as turds and leave them in the hallways and bathrooms
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post 1639423703 05-25-2021, 04:37 PM
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post 1639423713 05-25-2021, 04:37 PM
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post 1639423763 05-25-2021, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
used to take the cosmic brownies theyd sell during lunch and roll them up so they appeared as turds and leave them in the hallways and bathrooms
Lol, you ever have anyone step on one of those bad boys?
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Because the way I laughed was a form of instigation apparently. Admittedly I did point while I laughed at times but that was only when warranted. Lots of funny (sometimes mean) sht went down I'm high school. Sue me
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post 1639423963 05-25-2021, 04:41 PM
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post 1639424093 05-25-2021, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted By PeterPuppers⏩
Lol, you ever have anyone step on one of those bad boys?
lol

i had the principal of the elementary school hold a meeting to inform students it must stop!
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post 1639424573 05-25-2021, 04:48 PM
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When I was 9-10 I went on a summer day outing with my neighbor friend who was a year or two older, think it was a Christian youth group thing. Can't remember exactly all we did, but I know it involved lunch at a restaurant followed up by mini golf. We might have had a couple laughs at a girl's expense but nothing major. I didn't instigate either, just went with the flow. Anyway somehow she gets real mad at just me and tells on me. So I stop... didn't know anyone but my friend there so I just cooled it.

Came up to a hole with a narrow bridge over a water hazard, so I decided to be cool and whack it across on the fly. Well it didn't go quite as planned, I shanked it, and guess who the ball hit square in the cheek? She cried, thought I did it on purpose and pretty sure I had to sit the rest of the day out on the bus.
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post 1639424863 05-25-2021, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
lol

i had the principal of the elementary school hold a meeting to inform students it must stop!
It only empowered the mad man that you were.
post 1639425083 05-25-2021, 04:54 PM
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We couldn't wear shorts before May 15th for some reason.

I also got in trouble for wearing a "TOOL," long sleeve shirt. Can't remember other stories
post 1639425093 05-25-2021, 04:54 PM
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senior year of high school a buddy pretended to be a nerd in A.P. English class and wrote a fake love letter to a korean sloot

it was all cliche love letter stuff except for the line, "you must have grown up on a farm because you sure know how to raise a cock."

said korean sloot hated me, so i got roped into it even though it was clearly not my handwriting and i came up with none of it

the guy who did it was probably lowkey autistic because every day after school he would play Contra on NES all the way through; no other games, just Contra

so, we're sitting outside the principle's office and I'm like, "mike, why the fukk am i hear? why don't you just take the fall for this?"

his answer?

"Contra is more fun with 2 players"

ded srs

the answer was so incredibly autistic that i just took the suspension srs
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post 1639425233 05-25-2021, 04:56 PM
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In like grade 3 the class was loud walking down the hallway, so the janitor stopped us to lecture. I started laughing for some reason and she semi-threatened me with her hammer.
post 1639425293 05-25-2021, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
senior year of high school a buddy pretended to be a nerd in A.P. English class and wrote a fake love letter to a korean sloot

it was all cliche love letter stuff except for the line, "you must have grown up on a farm because you sure know how to raise a cock."

said korean sloot hated me, so i got roped into it even though it was clearly not my handwriting and i came up with none of it

the guy who did it was probably lowkey autistic because every day after school he would play Contra on NES all the way through; no other games, just Contra

so, we're sitting outside the principle's office and I'm like, "mike, why the fukk am i hear? why don't you just take the fall for this?"

his answer?

"Contra is more fun with 2 players"

ded srs

the answer was so incredibly autistic that i just took the suspension srs
Any chance you went to Parkrose High School?
post 1639425353 05-25-2021, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Wait a minute

What is OP’s account.

Join date: 2016

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Yeet, I have been lurking for the lulz since fookin the misc inception. I’ll be posting more now.
post 1639425413 05-25-2021, 04:58 PM
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I once got sent to the nurse's office and grilled about drugs. I had been sick and I get loopy when I'm sick. So my mom had hooked me up with some good stuff. A teacher thought I was acting a little too silly and sent me to the nurse not the principal.

I'm a comedian type so I had way too much fun with that one.
post 1639425423 05-25-2021, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted By PeterPuppers⏩
It only empowered the mad man that you were.
honestly the biggest "trouble" i got in school was from my own mother

this crazy bitch stormed into my gym class in 8th grade to ask me why i was joyriding around in cars with my friends

just lucky i didnt get in any legal trouble
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post 1639425433 05-25-2021, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted By iamanalphamale⏩
Any chance you went to Parkrose High School?
nope

did you know an autistic contra fiend named mike?
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post 1639425553 05-25-2021, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
nope

did you know an autistic contra fiend named mike?
Haha, can't say I ran into Mike on my many occasions to the Principal's office LMAO.
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I bought a universal tv remote online. We had lessons in different set classrooms in secondary school. I got an opportunity to programme my remote to the tv in English class when the classroom was empty. As the tv would always beleft on standby, every lesson I’d slyly turn it on and ramp up the volume to full either while the class was working or while the teacher was up front teaching. They eventually replaced the tv on the wall and I did the same thing again. None of my classmates had any idea either until one of them sussed me and told the teacher. I got put into isolation for a month and basically had to complete coursework sat on my own in an empty classroom.
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In 3rd grade I had to blow out a major fart. I knew it wasn't going to come out silent or non-smelly...it was one of those. I raised my hand and asked the teacher if I could be excused into the hallway for a moment. She kept pressing me on "WHY!!!!" So I ended up just saying it instead of being coy and dignified like I tried to do. She told me no and went back to teaching. So I let it rip. It was loud AF. I got wrote up for it and sent to the principals office.

Bish I told you what was about to happen you dumb ****. When people say they wish they were a kid again all I can think about are some stories from my past and in this thread. Teachers and sometimes adults can be so unreasonable. You are put into situations where you can't win.
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Originally Posted By wesleysh21⏩
In 3rd grade I had to blow out a major fart. I knew it wasn't going to come out silent or non-smelly...it was one of those. I raised my hand and asked the teacher if I could be excused into the hallway for a moment. She kept pressing me on "WHY!!!!" So I ended up just saying it instead of being coy and dignified like I tried to do. She told me no and went back to teaching. So I let it rip. It was loud AF. I got wrote up for it and sent to the principals office.

Bish I told you what was about to happen you dumb ****. When people say they wish they were a kid again all I can think about are some stories from my past and in this thread. Teachers and sometimes adults can be so unreasonable. You are put into situations where you can't win.
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When I was in the 6th grade in P.E. we would always play different sports. Each sport we would spend about to weeks on.

It was baseball week, and I hated baseball so when our P.E. teacher said "Next two weeks we are playing baseball!." I muttered under my breath "God, Baseball is so gay!."

Lol P.E. teacher heard me, and got livid immediately yelled "Principal's office now!" I tried playing it off like "For what??" He yelled back "You know for what go now!."

I think the principal thought it was kinda funny, because he didn't yell at me or even call my parents. Lmao turns out the P.E. teacher was a baseball coach on the weekends so that struck a nerve.

Lol I got the last laugh though principal didn't give me detention or anything lol my punishment was to sit out P.E. whole two weeks while the class played baseball outside. Lol I was just sitting there in the dugout like a forever alone. Lmao I didn't mind though since baseball is so gay.

P.E. teacher wasn't happy either lol he thought I should've got a harsher punishment.
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In like 3rd grade I told a girl I could see down her shirt. She told the teacher and I got in trouble. How is it my fault she’s wearing loose clothing? Fukin feminism.




Lol not srs. I had a fat crush on her and happened to glimpse at the goods. If I coulda hnnngd at that age, I woulda.
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8Th grade my friend brought an M80 to school, we had these bathrooms way out near the track and we went to them and dropped it in the toilet. The explosion was so loud the school thought there was a bombing and did an evac, police showed up ect...

Luckily we never got caught though. Looking back, funny still but very dumb.
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Bloody knuckles at the lunch table at lunch daily. The lunch teachers would write the whole table up and we would
Get lunch detentions - where everyone eats in a classroom together but nobody can talk. We’d just eat and look at each other like morons and laugh.

Other than that, we kept it civil, but bloody knuckles was out thing.
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Me and my mate were fighting over an origami kangaroo that someone had made and my friend grabbed it in put it in the vent of a gas heater, anyway it caught fire and set off the alarm and everyone had to evacuate . I got a week of inter school suspension and my friend got suspended for a week. We were like 15 or 16

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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
Bloody knuckles at the lunch table at lunch daily. The lunch teachers would write the whole table up and we would
Get lunch detentions - where everyone eats in a classroom together but nobody can talk. We’d just eat and look at each other like morons and laugh.

Other than that, we kept it civil, but bloody knuckles was out thing.
Who the fewk gave lunch ladies the ability to write people up
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