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post 1639620243 05-28-2021, 07:51 AM
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You look like a HOUSE FLY LMAO

This is a tiktok (on mobile) from a 6/10 frustrated with the intense hand rubbing so called men do. I know it’s tiktok but i found it pretty lulzy. Srry if repost.


https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMe7Hkupk/
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post 1639621103 05-28-2021, 08:04 AM
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Next paycheck says this sloot regularly gets bottomed out by dudes who do this, and this is her way of getting back at them for all the degradation that they put her through 100% srs.

It's like how AOC and Ilhan Omar talk chit about white men all the time but go home and hop on that vanilla stick.

Cliffs:
- lol @ women srs
post 1639621303 05-28-2021, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted By EagleOfWar⏩
This is a tiktok (on mobile) from an 8/10 frustrated with the intense hand rubbing so called men do. I know it’s tiktok but i found it pretty lulzy. Srry if repost.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMe7Hkupk/
i got some bad news for you. that's no 8/10.
post 1639622283 05-28-2021, 08:22 AM
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post 1639622393 05-28-2021, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
i got some bad news for you. that's no 8/10.
Realistically she’s not, for sure. Couldnt see the rest of her body though. But you are correct facial wise. If she wasn’t acting so over the top and had a body she’s not that bad though.


Compared to that tatted up hag you posted debating on being home she’s and 8, that’s for sure. I thought her point was made though. Like someone else said, she’s prob bitter towards guys she’s given that snatch to when they do this.
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post 1639622453 05-28-2021, 08:24 AM
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She's actually quite ugly. Like a 4/10 face in that video, even with filters.
post 1639622463 05-28-2021, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted By WellHungOver⏩
https://giphy.com/gifs/animation-ani...-t3ALHwdGhkF3O
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post 1639622703 05-28-2021, 08:28 AM
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post 1639622793 05-28-2021, 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted By EagleOfWar⏩
Realistically she’s not, for sure. Couldnt see the rest of her body though. But you are correct facial wise. If she wasn’t acting so over the top and had a body she’s not that bad though.

Compared to that tatted up hag you posted debating on being home she’s and 8, that’s for sure. I thought her point was made though. Like someone else said, she’s prob bitter towards guys she’s given that snatch to when they do this.
she's a 3/10 who thinks she's an 8/10 because of makeup and beta cuck simp incels.
post 1639622813 05-28-2021, 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted By PrehistoricUFO⏩
God damn it, Indian accents have to be the absolute worst sounding thing on Earth. What the fuk did this stupid BITCH even just say? Holy Shiva.
Imagine being nagged at home by that everyday. No wonder Indian bros don’t let them slap.
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post 1639622843 05-28-2021, 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
she's a 3/10 who thinks she's an 8/10 because of makeup and simps.
Forgot it was misc. u right u right

Edited to 6/10. She’s not below average I don’t care what uncles say.
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post 1639622883 05-28-2021, 08:31 AM
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That’s not funny
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post 1639623793 05-28-2021, 08:49 AM
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post 1639624163 05-28-2021, 08:57 AM
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She is Indian and let her tell you she's a 5/10 UK Standards
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post 1639624723 05-28-2021, 09:06 AM
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Lol typical misc


A clearly above average looking girl (not an 8 though) criticizing men, so the guys here have to cope and pretend like she’s a 3-5 out of 10 because of their own insecurities

Just lmao. Every single thread similar to this one plays out the same way.
post 1639624913 05-28-2021, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted By meanstringbean⏩
Lol typical misc


A clearly above average looking girl (not an 8 though) criticizing men, so the guys here have to cope and pretend like she’s a 3-5 out of 10 because of their own insecurities

Just lmao. Every single thread similar to this one plays out the same way.
She really is unattractive, by normal standards not misc standards. Why are so many guys in here pretending she's even average?
post 1639625413 05-28-2021, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted By BLOATMOGGER⏩
She really is unattractive, by normal standards not misc standards. Why are so many guys in here pretending she's even average?
I think she's actually kind of decent looking. I mean she's not an 8 obviously, but she's definitely good enough for a poke.
post 1639625443 05-28-2021, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted By BLOATMOGGER⏩
She really is unattractive, by normal standards not misc standards. Why are so many guys in here pretending she's even average?
I admit jumping the gun on an 8. Certainly a bad rating from me. But if she wasn’t acting this way and saw her irl I’m bettering she’s no troll either. Especially if she stood up and had a great body. Miscers would iPad and Ugg’s her bby, don’t let em lie. 90% of them pay for sex but whatever helps them cope.

Edit : and I have seen PAID FOR sloots that are -4 than this chick posted lol.
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post 1639625453 05-28-2021, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted By BLOATMOGGER⏩
She really is unattractive, by normal standards not misc standards. Why are so many guys in here pretending she's even average?
She is objectively attractive. If this was pawn stars the lowest I’d be willing to go was a 6.2 /10

It’s funny because the guys that act like she’s a 3 are the same that on a dating app would swipe right on her in an instant, simp for her in real life, or throw a friend under the bus for a chance to get laid.


If you don’t think she’s a 6/10 then you need to stop beating it to so much porn or instasloots and actually go out in the real world to see what a true 5 or 4 out of 10 look like (it ain’t pretty).
post 1639625713 05-28-2021, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted By meanstringbean⏩
She is objectively attractive. If this was pawn stars the lowest I’d be willing to go was a 6.2 /10

It’s funny because the guys that act like she’s a 3 are the same that on a dating app would swipe right on her in an instant, simp for her in real life, or throw a friend under the bus for a chance to get laid.


If you don’t think she’s a 6/10 then you need to stop beating it to so much porn or instasloots and actually go out in the real world to see what a true 5 or 4 out of 10 look like (it ain’t pretty).
Why are you fighting so hard for this girl? Typical simp...
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indian girl doesn't understand why people are rubbing their toilet paper together
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post 1639626423 05-28-2021, 09:26 AM
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Women don't know what they want - guys do this chit cause it works...
post 1639626533 05-28-2021, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted By EarlA⏩
Why are you fighting so hard for this girl? Typical simp...
Lol being a insecure “that girl doesn’t like me, so she must be ugly!” ******* is just as bad as being a simp. Ideally you aren’t either. Getting all defensive and trying to convince yourself that chick is below average is already showing she’s out of your league


I’m an attractive guy who has dated plenty of very attractive women, many more attractive than her. I have success with women because I don’t cope and actually operate in reality. I have no issue calling it like I see it. She’s a 6 to 6.5 out of 10.
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Originally Posted By Archangel_Lost⏩
indian girl doesn't understand why people are rubbing their toilet paper together
Lmfao

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Now Im gonna continue to do that. Good to know.
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Originally Posted By meanstringbean⏩
Lol typical misc


A clearly above average looking girl (not an 8 though) criticizing men, so the guys here have to cope and pretend like she’s a 3-5 out of 10 because of their own insecurities

Just lmao. Every single thread similar to this one plays out the same way.
Shut up pussy men are talking here
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Shut up pussy men are talking here
And that’s why the only one touching your dink is yourself
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Originally Posted By meanstringbean⏩
And that’s why the only one touching your dink is yourself
i bet white knighting uggos in the internet has gotten you mad pussy, amirite
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post 1639628493 05-28-2021, 09:46 AM
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Boner killer. Jeez
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Originally Posted By meanstringbean⏩
And that’s why the only one touching your dink is yourself
Nah your aunt did it last night. Good handjob and blowjob even better, very skillful with her mouth.
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