Log In

Your email is not your username

Register

If you were a member of the old Bodybuilding.com forums and would like to reuse your previous username, you can request it below. We use your email only for registration and do not store it. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

Confirm your email

A registration code was sent to your email. Enter it here.

Welcome

You have successfully setup your account.

Sign in

Quick Navigation Bottom Misc
Forum
» I only match with ELITE HBBs
  1. Results 91 to 120 of 286
  2. First
  3. 2
  4. 3
  5. 4
  6. 5
  7. 6
  8. Last
post 1639703643 05-29-2021, 11:24 AM
-
#91
  1. EagleOfWar
  2. Registered User
  1. EagleOfWar
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Feb 2011
  4. Posts: 15,643
  5. Rep Power: 107090
Def go further and subtly drop the a line about how much you miss trump and report back to us when the REEEEEEEEE explosion happens.
This body holding me, be my reminder here that I am not alone.
Makes me feel eternal, all this Pain is an Illusion.
post 1639703683 05-29-2021, 11:26 AM
-
#92
  1. RealLifeAlpha
  2. i swear im an alpha
  1. RealLifeAlpha
  2. i swear im an alpha
  3. Join Date: Jun 2020
  4. Posts: 12,159
  5. Rep Power: 242567
Originally Posted By EagleOfWar
Def go further and subtly drop the a line about how much you miss trump and report back to us when the REEEEEEEEE explosion happens.
Lmao I’m thinking about how to do this (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1639703773 05-29-2021, 11:28 AM
-
#93
  1. ramimotemem
  2. Registered User
  1. ramimotemem
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Nov 2016
  4. Posts: 5,641
  5. Rep Power: 48444
Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha
Lmao I’m thinking about how to do this (ded fkn Srs)
Get her hot and horny first, full of hormones and emotions, then drop a big daddy Trump nuke for an epic meltdown.
post 1639703833 05-29-2021, 11:30 AM
-
#94
  1. homers54321
  2. Registered User
  1. homers54321
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2009
  4. Age: 42
  5. Posts: 4,778
  6. Rep Power: 34155
ask for nudez. srs. for the lulz
post 1639704063 05-29-2021, 11:33 AM
-
#95
  1. EagleOfWar
  2. Registered User
  1. EagleOfWar
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Feb 2011
  4. Posts: 15,643
  5. Rep Power: 107090
Originally Posted By ramimotemem
Get her hot and horny first, full of hormones and emotions, then drop a big daddy Trump nuke for an epic meltdown.
This. Op surely knows this from what I can tell. But yea, have her thighs dripping at the thought of your next message and then once she reads the name Trump while having those feelings it’ll end up epic.
This body holding me, be my reminder here that I am not alone.
Makes me feel eternal, all this Pain is an Illusion.
post 1639704223 05-29-2021, 11:36 AM
-
#96
  1. tripod29
  1. tripod29
  2. Join Date: Oct 2017
  3. Posts: 26,233
  4. Subscribers: 1
  5. Rep Power: 458235
Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha
Lmao I’m thinking about how to do this (ded fkn Srs)
"is that right Kimmie? Funny thing about pillow princess.....[copy and paste Trump's Memorial Day message]"



Profit.
post 1639704303 05-29-2021, 11:37 AM
-
#97
  1. ShakeBrah
  2. Rampaging
  1. ShakeBrah
  2. Rampaging
  3. Join Date: Dec 2012
  4. Location: Commiefornia
  5. Age: 36
  6. Weight: 175 lbs
  7. Posts: 14,119
  8. Subscribers: 1
  9. Rep Power: 93671
Stop feeding that fat pigs ego. She needs to cut on weight and pride.
See SuperHercules' sig
post 1639704433 05-29-2021, 11:39 AM
-
#98
  1. Brahzymandias
  2. Registered User
  1. Brahzymandias
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Apr 2021
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 849
  6. Rep Power: 3123
Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha
Fake overmanicured eyebrows of piss and prosperity




She aight. The others? LOL no thx Jeff, that’s groce Andy.
post 1639705763 05-29-2021, 12:03 PM
-
#99
  1. soberchuck
  2. Registered Anti-Boozer
  1. soberchuck
  2. Registered Anti-Boozer
  3. Join Date: Nov 2020
  4. Posts: 3,655
  5. Rep Power: 16482
Originally Posted By ShakeBrah
Stop feeding that fat pigs ego. She needs to cut on weight and pride.
It's all leading up to something
post 1639705913 05-29-2021, 12:07 PM
-
#100
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  3. Join Date: Feb 2019
  4. Posts: 34,672
  5. Subscribers: 5
  6. Rep Power: 287733
I step away for 2 hours to GTL and come back to utter shiit! Shame on you all! Gimme Kimmie!!!

OP - Ask open ended questions. That's PUA 101, Boyo.
post 1639705973 05-29-2021, 12:09 PM
-
#101
  1. RealLifeAlpha
  2. i swear im an alpha
  1. RealLifeAlpha
  2. i swear im an alpha
  3. Join Date: Jun 2020
  4. Posts: 12,159
  5. Rep Power: 242567
At the mall rn (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1639706023 05-29-2021, 12:09 PM
-
#102
  1. soberchuck
  2. Registered Anti-Boozer
  1. soberchuck
  2. Registered Anti-Boozer
  3. Join Date: Nov 2020
  4. Posts: 3,655
  5. Rep Power: 16482
Originally Posted By frezKo
OP post your profile photos. (srs)

OP looking like a chad with his new hairline


edit:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to RealLifeAlpha again.
Bet his bio is "pineapple goes on pizza (ded fkn srs)"
post 1639706223 05-29-2021, 12:12 PM
-
#103
  1. Winston56432
  2. Banned
  1. Winston56432
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Dec 2020
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 4,472
  6. Rep Power: 0
thats rough choice of women you got there


thank god I don't live in toroonto
post 1639706253 05-29-2021, 12:14 PM
-
#104
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  3. Join Date: Feb 2019
  4. Posts: 34,672
  5. Subscribers: 5
  6. Rep Power: 287733
Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha
At the mall rn (ded fkn Srs)
I recommend a few things to freshen up your summer gear - new Sunglasses, Swimsuit, and Flops. You got to look the part when me, you, and Kimmie are hanging at the Delano Pool in South Beach.
post 1639706383 05-29-2021, 12:15 PM
-
#105
  1. EagleOfWar
  2. Registered User
  1. EagleOfWar
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Feb 2011
  4. Posts: 15,643
  5. Rep Power: 107090
Originally Posted By GordonXXX
I step away for 2 hours to GTL and come back to utter shiit! Shame on you all! Gimme Kimmie!!!

OP - Ask open ended questions. That's PUA 101, Boyo.
It’s misc


People would rather hate on one another than us all join in on a common whale cause to teach these whales to stop thinking they’re top tier catches.


Btw did you see my response in the other thread about the Latina chick you’d ask about? Lol. Wish I still had the pics to send but it just felt wrong lol.
This body holding me, be my reminder here that I am not alone.
Makes me feel eternal, all this Pain is an Illusion.
post 1639706403 05-29-2021, 12:16 PM
-
#106
  1. soberchuck
  2. Registered Anti-Boozer
  1. soberchuck
  2. Registered Anti-Boozer
  3. Join Date: Nov 2020
  4. Posts: 3,655
  5. Rep Power: 16482
Originally Posted By GordonXXX
I recommend a few things to freshen up your summer gear - new Sunglasses, Swimsuit, and Flops. You got to look the part when me, you, and Kimmie are hanging at the Delano Pool in South Beach.
post 1639706463 05-29-2021, 12:17 PM
-
#107
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  3. Join Date: Feb 2019
  4. Posts: 34,672
  5. Subscribers: 5
  6. Rep Power: 287733
Originally Posted By EagleOfWar
It’s misc


People would rather hate on one another than us all join in on a common whale cause to teach these whales to stop thinking they’re top tier catches.


Btw did you see my response in the other thread about the Latina chick you’d ask about? Lol. Wish I still had the pics to send but it just felt wrong lol.
Yes. Shame on you with no pics. I risk my life and soul every day taking pics for you guys.
post 1639706813 05-29-2021, 12:23 PM
-
#108
  1. RealLifeAlpha
  2. i swear im an alpha
  1. RealLifeAlpha
  2. i swear im an alpha
  3. Join Date: Jun 2020
  4. Posts: 12,159
  5. Rep Power: 242567
Originally Posted By GordonXXX
I recommend a few things to freshen up your summer gear - new Sunglasses, Swimsuit, and Flops. You got to look the part when me, you, and Kimmie are hanging at the Delano Pool in South Beach.
Just finished up at Nordstrom and J Crew(ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1639706853 05-29-2021, 12:24 PM
-
#109
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  3. Join Date: Feb 2019
  4. Posts: 34,672
  5. Subscribers: 5
  6. Rep Power: 287733
Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha
Just finished up at Nordstrom and J Crew(ded fkn Srs)
That shiit is for Yuppie Wannabes that live in CT. Get your ass to H&M with me and the brothas. FreeFit Jeans, Slim V-Neck Tees. Thank me later.
post 1639707283 05-29-2021, 12:34 PM
-
#110
  1. MetroBrah
  1. MetroBrah
  2. Join Date: Mar 2010
  3. Posts: 60,390
  4. Subscribers: 3
  5. Rep Power: 492938
lol mirin hard. When I was in the dating game, I got the chittiest matches of all time. Banged a few Mexicans and PAWGs on there and then deleted the app
post 1639707423 05-29-2021, 12:36 PM
-
#111
  1. awwchit2
  2. Registered User
  1. awwchit2
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Dec 2015
  4. Posts: 5,798
  5. Rep Power: 9259
i think it would be hilarious if he white knighted kimmie then sent her some fat girl copy pasta eyes too far apart chit

lmao
Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
post 1639707473 05-29-2021, 12:37 PM
-
#112
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  3. Join Date: Feb 2019
  4. Posts: 34,672
  5. Subscribers: 5
  6. Rep Power: 287733
Originally Posted By MetroBrah
lol mirin hard. When I was in the dating game, I got the chittiest matches of all time. Banged a few Mexicans and PAWGs on there and then deleted the app
Yes, but did you ever bang a Kimmie???

P.S. 89+ and Sunny in S FL Right now. Not drinking tho. No drinking this weekend.
post 1639707593 05-29-2021, 12:39 PM
-
#113
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  3. Join Date: Feb 2019
  4. Posts: 34,672
  5. Subscribers: 5
  6. Rep Power: 287733
Originally Posted By awwchit2
i think it would be hilarious if he white knighted kimmie then sent her some fat girl copy pasta eyes too far apart chit

lmao
We don't want him banned.
post 1639707843 05-29-2021, 12:43 PM
-
#114
  1. kingmanaverage
  2. Terrible poster
  1. kingmanaverage
  2. Terrible poster
  3. Join Date: Dec 2013
  4. Posts: 15,250
  5. Rep Power: 107906
Hi Jon! Cute pics
“Steroids is now just a word that the lazy and ignorant use to describe any guy that has more muscle and dedication than them”– Mike O'Hearn


"I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven."
post 1639707853 05-29-2021, 12:43 PM
-
#115
  1. MetroBrah
  1. MetroBrah
  2. Join Date: Mar 2010
  3. Posts: 60,390
  4. Subscribers: 3
  5. Rep Power: 492938
Originally Posted By GordonXXX
Yes, but did you ever bang a Kimmie???

P.S. 89+ and Sunny in S FL Right now. Not drinking tho. No drinking this weekend.
Where I live, our kimmies are Martha jeans. The same size, but what's interesting is the biggest girls didn't even let me hit srs.

Fuark, I was just there a few weeks ago visiting my wife's family. Got a sinus infection towards the tail end of the trip and felt like chit all the way back home
post 1639707963 05-29-2021, 12:44 PM
-
#116
  1. AshWar
  2. Registered User
  1. AshWar
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2013
  4. Posts: 31,103
  5. Rep Power: 483689
This thread went from bros shooting the chit about a bumble wildebeest to a race war. Never change misc
post 1639708153 05-29-2021, 12:47 PM
-
#117
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  3. Join Date: Feb 2019
  4. Posts: 34,672
  5. Subscribers: 5
  6. Rep Power: 287733
Originally Posted By MetroBrah
Where I live, our kimmies are Martha jeans. The same size, but what's interesting is the biggest girls didn't even let me hit srs.

Fuark, I was just there a few weeks ago visiting my wife's family. Got a sinus infection towards the tail end of the trip and felt like chit all the way back home
And you didn't call me? You didn't call me? Where did you go out?
post 1639708383 05-29-2021, 12:54 PM
-
#118
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  3. Join Date: Feb 2019
  4. Posts: 34,672
  5. Subscribers: 5
  6. Rep Power: 287733
Originally Posted By AshWar
This thread went from bros shooting the chit about a bumble wildebeest to a race war. Never change misc
Mathematically Speaking -

Slampig<Hambeast<Hamplanet
post 1639708523 05-29-2021, 12:56 PM
-
#119
  1. RealLifeAlpha
  2. i swear im an alpha
  1. RealLifeAlpha
  2. i swear im an alpha
  3. Join Date: Jun 2020
  4. Posts: 12,159
  5. Rep Power: 242567
This bitch is a legit ditch-hog
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1639708623 05-29-2021, 12:56 PM
-
#120
  1. MetroBrah
  1. MetroBrah
  2. Join Date: Mar 2010
  3. Posts: 60,390
  4. Subscribers: 3
  5. Rep Power: 492938
Originally Posted By GordonXXX
And you didn't call me? You didn't call me? Where did you go out?
lol next time for sure. We didn't even go out, we went to a retired MLB players house for a birthday party. Got fuarked up bigly. Didn't even get a chance to hit the beach
Quick Navigation Top Misc
Bookmarks
Digg.com
Digg
del.icio.us
del.icio.us
Stumbleupon.com
StumbleUpon
Google.com
Google
Facebook.com
Facebook
Posting Permissions
  1. You may not post new threads
  2. You may not post replies
  3. You may not post attachments
  4. You may not edit your posts