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Thread: Going to try having a kid sometime in the next two weeks

post 1641339563 06-21-2021, 01:18 PM
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Any pills or vitamins out there you guys can recommend for me to start taking in the meanwhile?

Any advice on ways to make my sperm swim longer/deeper?

Please share any and all info....will read and put to use.

TIA
post 1641339613 06-21-2021, 01:19 PM
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Usually takes around 9 months brah
"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed."

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post 1641339723 06-21-2021, 01:21 PM
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It's lower than you think.
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post 1641339893 06-21-2021, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩
Usually takes around 9 months brah
Originally Posted By 78novacaine⏩
It's lower than you think.
Lol
post 1641340003 06-21-2021, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩
Usually takes around 9 months brah
gonna plant the seed with bad intentions behind it. Not pulling out this time
Originally Posted By 78novacaine⏩
It's lower than you think.
Have you ever had sex with an armpit? I have
post 1641340153 06-21-2021, 01:30 PM
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post 1641340203 06-21-2021, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted By FingerNailsBrah⏩
gonna plant the seed with bad intentions behind it. Not pulling out this time


Have you ever had sex with an armpit? I have
I finger my armpit while pretending i have a sexual mutation that causes me to have a vagina in my armpit.
post 1641340493 06-21-2021, 01:35 PM
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Make sure your balls deep when you coom and leave it in for a minute or so afterward, give the fellas a chance
post 1641340653 06-21-2021, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Ilovemygf⏩
Make sure your balls deep when you coom and leave it in for a minute or so afterward, give the fellas a chance
1. Make sure you coom in the right hole

2. Place pillow under booty so that sloot-chute is angled @ 45 degrees
*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*

*We didn't deserve snailsrus*

As always: not medical advice but medical opinion crew
post 1641340803 06-21-2021, 01:39 PM
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If she is on top when she gets pregnant you will have a boy.

If she is on bottom when she gets pregnant she will have a girl.

If she is on all fours when she gets pregnant she will have a

Spoiler!
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post 1641341043 06-21-2021, 01:43 PM
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Its way easier if youre trying to NOT have a kid.
post 1641341123 06-21-2021, 01:44 PM
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men can’t get pregnant OP
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
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post 1641341493 06-21-2021, 01:48 PM
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Artificially select for a Y.
post 1641341623 06-21-2021, 01:50 PM
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sperm stack is:

CoQ10 ST-200 (helps make olympic swimmers)
Zinc A.G. (well known why)
L-Carnitine w/Chromium (volume - lots of swimmers)
E-400 Selenium (healthy swimmers)
C (like 1000mg - well known why)

twice a day OP. srs
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post 1641341913 06-21-2021, 01:54 PM
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Aren’t you a secret alcoholic?

Good luck boyo I’m sure you’ll be an excellent father

Cheers
New York
post 1641342003 06-21-2021, 01:56 PM
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You have to ask yourself one question:

Do you want a meat sack with half your dna walking around this earth?

Why would you willingly do that to someone (no offense intended)?

Edit: two questions
post 1641342123 06-21-2021, 01:58 PM
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post 1641343523 06-21-2021, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
men can’t get pregnant OP
Bigot
post 1641343643 06-21-2021, 02:22 PM
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lol why?
post 1641343663 06-21-2021, 02:23 PM
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The big one is to refrain from ejaculating in the days prior to her ovulation which will increase the sperm count of the load you drop.
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post 1641343853 06-21-2021, 02:26 PM
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let me know if you need Help Op. I'm good at ****ing Sloots and bouncing
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post 1641343923 06-21-2021, 02:27 PM
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1 in the pink 2 in the stink
post 1641365663 06-21-2021, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted By havoc00⏩
lol why?
cheers
post 1641366053 06-21-2021, 08:54 PM
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Eat a bunch of eggs, bacon and steak

I shoot huge loads when I do that combo

Best of luck on becoming a father op
post 1641367773 06-21-2021, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
Eat a bunch of eggs, bacon and steak

I shoot huge loads when I do that combo

Best of luck on becoming a father op
thanks boyo
post 1641368193 06-21-2021, 09:34 PM
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post 1641368553 06-21-2021, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
I finger my armpit while pretending i have a sexual mutation that causes me to have a vagina in my armpit.
I thought I was the only one
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post 1641368773 06-21-2021, 09:46 PM
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Sometime in the next two weeks?

Why not TONIGHT
Damn
post 1641369183 06-21-2021, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
Sometime in the next two weeks?

Why not TONIGHT
No girl lined up tonight. Will be in striking distance on the weekends tho
post 1641380183 06-22-2021, 04:31 AM
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Vitamins D (most important), e, folic acid, zinc would be a good start.
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