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post 1643535963 07-24-2021, 06:32 PM
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post 1643536063 07-24-2021, 06:35 PM
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Christianity is now a meme. Sad.

I think the internet killed off religion in America.
post 1643536213 07-24-2021, 06:38 PM
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Not all of Christianity OP. Funny how lumping a large group of people into one category is only ok when its Christians.
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post 1643536363 07-24-2021, 06:40 PM
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not watching the vid, but I'd rather be a crazy dumbass religious nut than be you, a virgin who would kill himself without this forum.
post 1643536423 07-24-2021, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted By dbluevette⏩
Not all of Christianity OP. Funny how lumping a large group of people into one category is only ok when its Christians.
They all believe in an imaginary sky fairy, a talking snake, and that the prophet of said sky fairy is a zombie that could turn water into wine.

R u fuking high bro?
post 1643536523 07-24-2021, 06:43 PM
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Christianity is in the Bible. It is timeless. There is no modern day version of anything.

OP is a *******.
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post 1643536663 07-24-2021, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted By criminal_manne⏩
Christianity is in the Bible. It is timeless. There is no modern day version of anything.

OP is a *******.




Also timeless? The bible is only a few thousand years old at best. Ancient druidic religions and Hinduism mog Judaism/Christianity pretty hard in terms of age, and neither makes any fuking sense as well. Religion was just the ancient retard's way of making sense of things.
post 1643536683 07-24-2021, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
They all believe in an imaginary sky fairy, a talking snake, and that the prophet of said sky fairy is a zombie that could turn water into wine.

R u fuking high bro?
This is the perfect example of these new atheists. They think rejecting their shallow interpretation of the Bible makes them intelligent and enlightened.

No doubt you vote Democrat and "trust the science" without engaging with any actual science, just following the lead of liberal media companies like it's your religion.

This liberal smugness is one of the main things that made me stop using social media, along with the lies, manipulative marketing, and toxic garbage.
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post 1643536723 07-24-2021, 06:47 PM
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OP televangelists represent a small, yet undeniably shameful, segment of the religion.

Every religion has people like this who exploit the message for their own selfish gain.

You won't find traditional Christianity on tv, social media, or youtube, because it is a sacred thing.
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post 1643536743 07-24-2021, 06:47 PM
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Watch american Gospel on youtube for free and come back with your review op, its time you learn what a heretic is.
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Gonna lol when Wincel realizes that Christianity is the True Religion and God is real.
post 1643536863 07-24-2021, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted By dbluevette⏩
Not all of Christianity OP. Funny how lumping a large group of people into one category is only ok when its Christians.
brb lumping muslims with terrorists, #NOTALLMUSLIMS

brb lumping christians with extremists pastors, BU BUT BUT ALL CHRISTIANS ARE LIKE THAT
post 1643536903 07-24-2021, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩


Also timeless? The bible is only a few thousand years old at best. Ancient druidic religions and Hinduism mog Judaism/Christianity pretty hard in terms of age, and neither makes any fuking sense as well. Religion was just the ancient retard's way of making sense of things.
Christianity is perfect, people pretending to be “Christians” are not. Humans are the problem, not Christianity.
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post 1643536953 07-24-2021, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted By BeanGainClovis⏩
This is the perfect example of these new atheists. They think rejecting their shallow interpretation of the Bible makes them intelligent and enlightened.

No doubt you vote Democrat and "trust the science" without engaging with any actual science, just following the lead of liberal media companies like it's your religion.

This liberal smugness is one of the main things that made me stop using social media, along with the lies, manipulative marketing, and toxic garbage.
Umm have you read the book bro? Because that's exactly what happened.
post 1643537063 07-24-2021, 06:54 PM
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I'm not Christian, so not looking to defend them that hard, but we could also easily make plenty of memes about losers like wincel.

post 1643537073 07-24-2021, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted By criminal_manne⏩
Christianity is perfect, people pretending to be “Christians” are not. Humans are the problem, not Christianity.
And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters.

31 And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:

32 Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

33 And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, andlay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.

34 And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

35 And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.

36Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.

bruh?



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post 1643537233 07-24-2021, 06:57 PM
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Dumb people cannot think in abstraction alone very far, so they want a simple story like a "father" leading by example with stories.
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Originally Posted By BeanGainClovis⏩
OP televangelists represent a small, yet undeniably shameful, segment of the religion.

Every religion has people like this who exploit the message for their own selfish gain.

You won't find traditional Christianity on tv, social media, or youtube, because it is a sacred thing.
post 1643537273 07-24-2021, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
And Lot went

bruh?
post 1643537353 07-24-2021, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
post 1643537433 07-24-2021, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted By forthenoodz⏩
brb lumping muslims with terrorists, #NOTALLMUSLIMS

brb lumping christians with extremists pastors, BU BUT BUT ALL CHRISTIANS ARE LIKE THAT
can we be real tea...

all christians believe a zombie is the prophet of a magical sky fairy
and all muslims believe the prophet of a magical sky fairy was a middle aged dude who banged a little girl under the age of 10

these are stipulated facts
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
can we be real tea...

all christians believe a zombie is the prophet of a magical sky fairy
and all muslims believe the prophet of a magical sky fairy was a middle aged dude who banged a little girl under the age of 10

these are stipulated facts
Isn't your brother Muslim?
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
can we be real tea...

all christians believe a zombie is the prophet of a magical sky fairy
and all muslims believe the prophet of a magical sky fairy was a middle aged dude who banged a little girl under the age of 10

these are stipulated facts
Christians believe Jesus is God... not a "zombie prophet"..
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
Isn't your brother Muslim?
yes, sadly
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Christians believe Jesus is God... not a "zombie prophet"..
But Jesus allegedly rose from the dead. And you believe he turned water into wine. That makes him a zombie that can turn water into wine bro.
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
yes, sadly



But Jesus allegedly rose from the dead. And you believe he turned water into wine. That makes him a zombie that can turn water into wine bro.
Jesus can do whatever he wants.. he's God. Not a zombie or a prophet.
post 1643537683 07-24-2021, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
yes, sadly



But Jesus allegedly rose from the dead. And you believe he turned water into wine. That makes him a zombie that can turn water into wine bro.
Yet...he's probably much happier than you. Is he the Navy Doctor?
post 1643537883 07-24-2021, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted By BrosefMengele⏩
Jesus can do whatever he wants.. he's God. Not a zombie or a prophet.
Can Jesus write a catalog for every book in a library such that the catalog accurately lists every book in the library that does not list its title in the text, where the catalog is itself considered a book in the library?

Didn't think so. Looks like he can't do whatever he wants after all.

ELL OH ELLLLLLL
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
Umm have you read the book bro? Because that's exactly what happened.
Did you read my response? You demonstrate what I said exactly.

You interpret scripture like a child and get a childish satisfaction from denying literalism.

This is why the stereotype of unemployed basement-dwelling manchildren atheists exist.

Because attacking religion compensates for the self-esteem lost from failing to successfully become an adult.

When you have your own values and your own life to take care of, you don't feel the incentive to be like this.
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
Yet...he's probably much happier than you. Is he the Navy Doctor?
Family and Religion are cissocial approximate ideas to center life around. You can find strict logical contradictions to most pragmatic social norms. They work as well as anything will for remotely socially integrated people.
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