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post 1649856543 10-29-2021, 02:54 PM
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Brunch is when you get up late, hungover/still drunk and want breakfast, but it's almost lunchtime.
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post 1649856873 10-29-2021, 03:00 PM
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lmao at taking her to ihop

OP go on instagram and search "#phoenixbrunch" or something like that. find a place that sloots go to that looks interesting. take her there. isnt hard
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post 1649857183 10-29-2021, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
why lol

it was actually extremely short and to the point

profile says she is a recruiter but very vague

"Sounds like a date!" =








Her vag probably dried up faster than a mid summer day in the Mojave.
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post 1649857473 10-29-2021, 03:11 PM
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Tell her it was a typo and you meant lunch

🤦‍♂️ @ brunch
post 1649857523 10-29-2021, 03:12 PM
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Is this a serious question?
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post 1649857623 10-29-2021, 03:14 PM
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Women think going to lunch is like getting a salad somewhere but brunch they can have 4 mimosas with tuna tartare and eggs Benedict. It's the same fukin meal.
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Originally Posted By nineOHnine⏩
"Sounds good. Pick you up @ 1"

The goal isn't brunch.

It's just a place to make sure you're not a serial killer before you bang.

Just before the date, send her a text, running late I'll order you an uber.

Order her an uber to your place.

"Still getting ready, come up for a drink"

Try to smash.

Go to brunch.

It's easy to go back to your place after brunch because she's already been there.

Try to smash again after brunch.

Post pics ****ot.
that is. quite elaborate..

I like the vibe of it
post 1649857993 10-29-2021, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted By BullittEV⏩
"Sounds like a date!" =








Her vag probably dried up faster than a mid summer day in the Mojave.
see this is why I would rather just jack off
post 1649858293 10-29-2021, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
why lol

it was actually extremely short and to the point

profile says she is a recruiter but very vague

Can confirm, am cybersecurity engineer.



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post 1649858333 10-29-2021, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
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post 1649858393 10-29-2021, 03:29 PM
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Who doesn't wanna pay $32 for eggs and a mimosa?
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post 1649859323 10-29-2021, 03:49 PM
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What are you trying to be her f*cking girlfriend?

don't do lunch or brunch wtf is the matter with you???

here...let ryan reynolds tell it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyTdSKZ8GLo

literally grab your nuts. right now. f*cking grab your nuts in one hand, and your phone with your other, and you call her right now.

And do not let go of your nuts the whole time you're on the phone with her, and you start squeezing slowly, but firmly, and you keep squeezing harder and harder.

your job is to change your ****gy @ss brunch date to a sexy f*cking dinner date and be off the phone before your balls start to hurt. this hsould be about 15 seconds. And if you don't, you just keep squeezing harder and harder until you either have desroyed your balls, or your date is now a dinner date.
post 1649859583 10-29-2021, 03:56 PM
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I've been on many brunch dates. It's safer for the girl because it's broad daylight, and if they like you, they'll make reservations for more activities that day, or go back to one of your places.

Legit any fancy bar that serves food will have a brunch special on weekends. Normally runs from 10 AM to 2 PM. They serve breakfast foods or lunch foods, hence the term brunch. Last brunch date I went on was at a fancy bar, got me some dope ass french toast and bottomless mimosa's. The girl I was with got some weird ass omlette and bottomless bloody marys. Hit it off with the girl and we went back to her place, did some things, and then went out later for dinner, and back to her place.

Brunch is cool because you can get drunk at noon while not being a weirdo. And if she doesn't like you, she can still go out later with friends without wasting her weekend night.

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post 1649859773 10-29-2021, 04:01 PM
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Just say "damn, I'm down, can't wait to get drunk at brunch then cum in your bare pussy with no condom on"

Girls love brunch, makes them feel rich and instagram famous
post 1649860063 10-29-2021, 04:09 PM
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she texted back and said she's not picky



gentlemen, looks like IHOP it is

get that Denver omelette nomsayin
post 1649860103 10-29-2021, 04:09 PM
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i always assumed it was what women/feminine rich men used to describe day drinking
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post 1649860183 10-29-2021, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
I always find a mom n pop diner/greasy spoon place. Homey/Intimate and plus they usually have refills on Orange Juice which i pour vodka in that i snuck in with. Then in typical fashion i always Dine-N-Dash leaving the sloot bewildered and stuck with the tab. I just go into every date thinking they want a 'bad boy'.
This is awesome. I'm picturing someReal Housewives-type expecting a breezy seaview restaurant with cut flowers and respectful waiters, instead she's now awkwardly sitting in a dirty booth in a trucker's roadstop diner while a leering man in a wifebeater pours vodka out of a hipflask into her glass of Sunny D.
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I really want you to take her to waffle house
post 1649860253 10-29-2021, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Mr
This is awesome. I'm picturing some Real Housewife type expecting a breezy seaview restaurant with cut flowers and respectful waiters, instead she's now awkwardly sitting in a dirty booth in a trucker's roadstop diner while a leering man in a wifebeater pours vodka out of a hipflask into her glass of Sunny D.
And not just any vodka mind you. Top shelf schit like Svedka. You never get a second chance to make a first impression
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post 1649860493 10-29-2021, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
And not just any vodka mind you. Top shelf schit like Svedka.You never get a second chance to make a first impression
What if you use the “can we start over?” card?

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post 1649860993 10-29-2021, 04:31 PM
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realistically I will just go with that “The social” place because its close by and just give her the address and time of day now and she can choose the day and close the sale
post 1649863523 10-29-2021, 05:24 PM
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Well you kept asking her chit...so can't change that but don't do that in person
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Originally Posted By capowt⏩
Well you kept asking her chit...so can't change that but don't do that in person
Well out of politeness I always ask about stuff when people bring up a topic. Generally I see it as an opportunity to find out more about someone. That’s usually the ebb and flow of developing a friendship or whatever is people mentioning things and offering up topics to talk about and discussion is propagated by this back and forth of offering topics for chat and people taking the bait willingly and biting to ask and probe you about your stories and vice versa.

So when someone offers up information, that’s free real estate, you can now open up that whole topic and find out more about them, and missing the opportunity to do so when they offer something up is considered rude and insensitive to social protocol that’s how I think of it.

Is that dumb or something of me?
post 1649866333 10-29-2021, 06:19 PM
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tell her you would rather that she just come to your place for rough anal sex
post 1649866583 10-29-2021, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Reminds me of a sloot way back when i cooked for...

we went for a walk through this park near my house and sat in a picnic area and talked for a bit getting to know each other while the sunset went down

walk back to my place and i'm hungry so i ask if she is

she says yea so i cook up some pasta with alfredo sauce, takes like 15 mins max

we are watching tv and i pop open some beers for us

everything went pretty well after that, watched a movie in my bed and made out etc.

leaves and gives me a long hug at the door

I text her today so I can go for that puzzy tonight and she's like "not after you made me dinner with GREAT VALUE supplies broke boy"

wtf mad as hell

MY BAD I DONT PAY 40 EXTRA CENTS FOR SOMETHING THAT TASTES THE SAME

I'D RATHER SPEND MY MONEY BUYING A BOTTLE AT THE CLUB SO GIRLS FLOCK TO ME CAUSE IM BALLIN'

freakin sloot i swear


pic of sloot...
lol what a meanue
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SOUNDS LIKE A DATE!























SOUNDS LIKE A DATE!


















SOUNDS LIKE A DATE!















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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
Well out of politeness I always ask about stuff when people bring up a topic. Generally I see it as an opportunity to find out more about someone. That’s usually the ebb and flow of developing a friendship or whatever is people mentioning things and offering up topics to talk about and discussion is propagated by this back and forth of offering topics for chat and people taking the bait willingly and biting to ask and probe you about your stories and vice versa.

So when someone offers up information, that’s free real estate, you can now open up that whole topic and find out more about them, and missing the opportunity to do so when they offer something up is considered rude and insensitive to social protocol that’s how I think of it.

Is that dumb or something of me?
No that's normal

I'm talking about decisions

Do you want to go here? Do you like this? Do you like that? Do you want to sit over there?

Just fkn do it brah
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
why lol

it was actually extremely short and to the point

profile says she is a recruiter but very vague

You should have told her about how much better Intel is than AMD. That would have made her so wet, brunch would be her pussy.

But seriously. "Sounds like a date" dried her up real quick.

You should have said, "Before or after you spend the night at my place?"
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Originally Posted By chiefillini⏩
SOUNDS LIKE A DATE!























SOUNDS LIKE A DATE!


















SOUNDS LIKE A DATE!















God damnit
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Brunch is awesome ... It's breakfast for lunch. Dont have to wake up so early for "breakfast" and it's the perfect excuse to having some drinks midday. Just google some brunch places or french/meditteranean cafes where you live you autismo.
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