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post 1650030563 11-01-2021, 06:12 PM
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Breaking news: jessica simpsons wants to rope

I remember 2004 when that dukes of Hazard video came out how fine and delicious she looked

To this now



post 1650030583 11-01-2021, 06:13 PM
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still hotter than most

was she a singer? i dont remember
she just quit after finding a rich husband
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post 1650030693 11-01-2021, 06:14 PM
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Yeah the pics are from 4 years ago, before she got sober









She now looks like this when she's dolled up:


post 1650030723 11-01-2021, 06:15 PM
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Mmmmmmk.
post 1650030833 11-01-2021, 06:16 PM
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I'll give her all the ropes she needs, nomsayin
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post 1650030893 11-01-2021, 06:16 PM
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She went from Daisy Duke to being able to play Boss Hogg.
post 1650030953 11-01-2021, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted By jackflag
I'll give her all the ropes she needs, nomsayin
I lold repped
post 1650031043 11-01-2021, 06:19 PM
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Oh no, not Jessica
post 1650031183 11-01-2021, 06:21 PM
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Remember the good old days when people were debating whether Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, or Jessica Simpson was the hottest "Jessica" and talking about politics was reserved for autistic nerds?

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post 1650031473 11-01-2021, 06:28 PM
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Disgusting hog

That alcoholic is a UK 10
post 1650032063 11-01-2021, 06:37 PM
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would rather jizz in mandy moore
post 1650032233 11-01-2021, 06:39 PM
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Just looks like an average girl in an officecel job
post 1650034233 11-01-2021, 07:13 PM
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Never found her to be attractive

I don't know why some guys put white girls on such a pedestal
post 1650034593 11-01-2021, 07:18 PM
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Mandy Moore is like the only teen pop star in existence that didn't turn out to be crazy.
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post 1650034653 11-01-2021, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted By sf813
Never found her to be attractive

I don't know why some guys put white girls on such a pedestal
she was pretty hot

but you're right about blondes particularly. pretty much every blonde white celebrity gets called hot lol.

blondes in general are so overrated, brunette white girls are sexier.
post 1650034823 11-01-2021, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted By IPoopStandingUp
would rather jizz in mandy moore




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post 1650035383 11-01-2021, 07:36 PM
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post 1650035743 11-01-2021, 07:45 PM
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Reminds me of Marlon Brando when he got fat.
post 1650035873 11-01-2021, 07:50 PM
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A little redpill for some of you incels. Most celebs, even some of the hottest HBB's aren't all that flattering to look in in a photo when they haven't had professional makeup artists and photographers with special lighting.

Want to see another one that will leave much disappoint? Look up "porn stars before makeup.
post 1650041933 11-01-2021, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178
A little redpill for some of you incels. Most celebs, even some of the hottest HBB's aren't all that flattering to look in in a photo when they haven't had professional makeup artists and photographers with special lighting.

Want to see another one that will leave much disappoint? Look up "porn stars before makeup.
I thought everyone knew this
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post 1650042223 11-01-2021, 09:43 PM
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that is what happens when you get those fillers in the face and lip injections, get all old, bloated, her face is all fuked up looking
post 1650042673 11-01-2021, 09:52 PM
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Wait, is this before or after her HTC phase? she became hot asf during her HTC hambeast phase .... those titos quarupled in size.
Sig line can't be a novel
post 1650042803 11-01-2021, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178
A little redpill for some of you incels. Most celebs, even some of the hottest HBB's aren't all that flattering to look in in a photo when they haven't had professional makeup artists and photographers with special lighting.

Want to see another one that will leave much disappoint? Look up "porn stars before makeup.
Porn stars before makeup is actually scarier than the meth "after" photos
post 1650042863 11-01-2021, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted By BRANDERSS
She was her dad owned the record company and she was stupidly rich before getting married.
Simpson was born on July 10, 1980, in Abilene, Texas.[5] She is the first child of Tina Ann Simpson (née Drew), a homemaker,[6] and Joseph "Joe" Simpson, a psychologist and Baptist youth minister.[citation needed] Simpson's parents married in 1978; they divorced in 2013.[7][8][9][10] Simpson has stated that she grew up in Dallas and Waco, but her parents now live in McGregor, Texas.[11] Simpson has a younger siste

seems like her dad was pretty normal not wealthy and became her manager after fame
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post 1650042963 11-01-2021, 09:58 PM
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Her sisters failure
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post 1650043223 11-01-2021, 10:03 PM
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she's a bit too much for me - i like petite girls so that i feel like big and strong even though im like 6'1 and 215 lbs i still like the really petite, quirky and feminine girl

jessica simpson has shoulders like a man although i bet there's plenty of dudes who would like that
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post 1650043683 11-01-2021, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted By gwg77
She now looks like this when she's dolled up:


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post 1650043763 11-01-2021, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Ravishing_Rick
she just quit after finding a rich husband
Through business ventures she makes more money than the top earning movie stars combined.

Guesswork is she makes around 100-150M per...year. Probably very close to being a billionaire but all her holdings are private.

Everytime I see her now i just see a big $.

btw: her husband is a washed up NFL player so broke
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Originally Posted By bongowongo
Wait, is this before or after her HTC phase? she became hot asf during her HTC hambeast phase .... those titos quarupled in size.
This. This was likely her finest hour as HTC. Look at those fukkin pokies...
Hhhhhnnnnnggg AF.















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post 1650045453 11-01-2021, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs
This. This was likely her finest hour as HTC. Look at those fukkin pokies...
Hhhhhnnnnnggg AF.















Id lick her holes without her rinsing up first
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