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post 1653613553 01-02-2022, 05:32 PM
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if you own one of these you are an irredeemable tosser

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post 1653613793 01-02-2022, 05:35 PM
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I wanted one of those. Then heard about a colleague who fell riding it, got a concussion and lost his sense of smell, and got his license revoked for 6 months due to risk of seizure. He had a previous classmate who fell and got into coma for 2-3 months and woke up with a changed personality from it
post 1653614113 01-02-2022, 05:41 PM
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Nevermind the scooter, dude is a ****geutte for wearing brown shoes with a charcoal suit....

EDIT - and dude is an even bigger ****geutte for not wearing socks....
Everything I post is satire.
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post 1653614143 01-02-2022, 05:42 PM
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They’re fun af to ride home from the bars when wasted with a crew of boyos. Don’t know anyone who owns them, u just rent them via app
post 1653614203 01-02-2022, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
EDIT - and dude is an even bigger ****geutte for not wearing socks....
i hope this trend dies srs
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post 1653614323 01-02-2022, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted By gainslit⏩
They’re fun af to ride home from the bars when wasted with a crew of boyos. Don’t know anyone who owns them, u just rent them via app
illegal to ride when impaired, negged.
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post 1653614373 01-02-2022, 05:47 PM
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These are pageet mobiles.
post 1653614463 01-02-2022, 05:48 PM
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This is like the ss cut meme with how you think you will look vs how you look
OP you are not going to look like that on the scooter. you are just going to look like that pho g. ggg 0t. you are
good luck
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post 1653616083 01-02-2022, 06:20 PM
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Still better than a Mini Cooper

Spoiler!
(yes even if you cope by telling yourself your mini is a BMW somehow)
post 1653616323 01-02-2022, 06:25 PM
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I own one

I ride it to work in the summer in my suit

You mad? Beats driving, or public transportation in the city
post 1653616373 01-02-2022, 06:26 PM
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So I guess we aren't doing the Bertie's anymore, OP?
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post 1653617213 01-02-2022, 06:47 PM
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[QUOTE=r32gojirra post_id=1653616083]Still better than a Mini Cooper

[spoiler] (yes even if you cope by telling yourself your mini is a BMW somehow)/spoiler][/QUOTE]The Mr Bean Mini was awesome, the new one is gay because it's a current BMW
post 1653617543 01-02-2022, 06:56 PM
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I dunno man that suit looks pretty classy
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post 1653618073 01-02-2022, 07:05 PM
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I take trains where I need to go
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post 1653618293 01-02-2022, 07:11 PM
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Those are legit, driving around high af mogging civilians on the side walk
post 1653618373 01-02-2022, 07:13 PM
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Looks like something a Redditor would drive.
post 1653618723 01-02-2022, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
illegal to ride when impaired, negged.
I should rephrase; not wasted, just buzzed but certainly not blow over level. Wouldn’t ride if drunk, things are sketchy enough as is downtown at night.
post 1653618873 01-02-2022, 07:20 PM
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Rode one of these around Singapore for a few hours. Was fun af srs.
Still Cuckin On Four Fours, Wrapped In Four Voes
post 1653619243 01-02-2022, 07:27 PM
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Agreed OP

Add in any of these items too...

post 1653631073 01-03-2022, 01:46 AM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
I own one

I ride it to work in the summer in my suit

You mad? Beats driving, or public transportation in the city
Colour me surprised
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post 1653631143 01-03-2022, 01:48 AM
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True definitely looks like an irredeemable fapper
post 1653631243 01-03-2022, 01:53 AM
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agreed
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post 1653632113 01-03-2022, 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Still better than a Mini Cooper

Spoiler!
(yes even if you cope by telling yourself your mini is a BMW somehow)
if bmw doesnt make it.. who does?

q.e.d....
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post 1653632123 01-03-2022, 02:52 AM
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Originally Posted By capowt⏩
Agreed OP

Add in any of these items too...

understated elegance
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post 1653632143 01-03-2022, 02:53 AM
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what about if they are quadrupled vaccinated, wearing 5 masks and a visor?
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Originally Posted By jamalfudge⏩
So I guess we aren't doing the Bertie's anymore, OP?
yes results are being independently verified and triple checked
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post 1653632803 01-03-2022, 03:31 AM
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I don't know what a tosser is.
post 1653632923 01-03-2022, 03:38 AM
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Originally Posted By jesb7826⏩
These are pageet mobiles.
fuk u bro but 100% true
post 1653632983 01-03-2022, 03:40 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
if bmw doesnt make it.. who does?

q.e.d....
Imagine identifying as a male

And driving a mini

I suppose it does have the looks and performance of a golf buggy
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op just got mogged by a roadman.
fictional account.
closer to the lung.
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