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My 125mph golf swing, 340 yard carry

club is a green speedstick, which is 10% lighter than an actual driver. So this is more of a projection since it doesnt have an actual hitting surface.
didnt think to film the radar evidence but can do if I get the inevitable low rent peanut gallery callouts from the misc.
Its also cold here, so I'd say the 340y is a conservative estimate. Only done about 12 weeks of speed training, so Im thinking I should probably enter the world long drive championships next year. Puts me in the top 3 on the pga tour for distance
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01-24-2022, 11:00 AM
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Charlie Woods could hit further
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01-24-2022, 11:02 AM
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stick to the day job
01-24-2022, 11:05 AM
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Not bad for a frail oldcel
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01-24-2022, 11:06 AM
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lol
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01-24-2022, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
Sadly he cant even make his high school golf team. Waste of geneticsCharlie Woods could hit further
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01-24-2022, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
maybe he will be a racing driverSadly he cant even make his high school golf team. Waste of genetics
01-24-2022, 11:45 AM
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01-24-2022, 12:17 PM
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Lmao @ that beer gut.
You already know your actual swing is mid 90s and using a speed stick is trolling.
But seriously, looking fat and groce.
You already know your actual swing is mid 90s and using a speed stick is trolling.
But seriously, looking fat and groce.
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01-24-2022, 12:17 PM
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looked more like you are trying to swing somebody with a golf club, and losing your footing
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01-24-2022, 12:20 PM
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rent free bruv
lold hard at how painful u made that look
lold hard at how painful u made that look
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01-24-2022, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted By NYPat⏩
Strong front foot off the ground, strong everything lol

be sure and tell Jack how he got it all wrong
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01-24-2022, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted By HayZues
broken 80 yet?Lmao @ that beer gut.
You already know your actual swing is mid 90s and using a speed stick is trolling.
But seriously, looking fat and groce.
You already know your actual swing is mid 90s and using a speed stick is trolling.
But seriously, looking fat and groce.
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01-24-2022, 12:49 PM
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Was that a baseball swing or golf swing? Less golf and more cardio, tubby.
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Looks like a drunk boomer taking a hockey slapshot
01-24-2022, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Dozens of times.broken 80 yet?
And can swing my real driver 120+ mph... u mad?
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01-24-2022, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted By HayZues
you have a long history of frauding here, so not really, no.Dozens of times.
And can swing my real driver 120+ mph... u mad?
And can swing my real driver 120+ mph... u mad?
Like when I called you out to play me in a $ match, saying I would come to you, and you claimed to be banned and unable to respond, even though you were posting through that entire period.
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Here you go, mate.



Samsbolton's anointing.




Samsbolton's anointing.

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01-24-2022, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted By CementPizza⏩
try naming one gay pro golferHere you go, mate.



Samsbolton's anointing.




Samsbolton's anointing.

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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Hovlandtry naming one gay pro golfer
01-24-2022, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
All of them.try naming one gay pro golfer
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