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post 1657218103 03-02-2022, 03:26 PM
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You meet this woman at the bar…(pic)

She’s not your usual type but after a few drinks she invites you to her place for kinky sex. Says she wants to do unspeakable things.

What’s your move?



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post 1657218253 03-02-2022, 03:28 PM
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Do said unspeakable things. Make misc post w/ pics profit
You are the only problem you will ever have and YOU are the only solution.

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post 1657218383 03-02-2022, 03:29 PM
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Follow her commands
post 1657218503 03-02-2022, 03:30 PM
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Look at those manly hands. GROCE.
post 1657219243 03-02-2022, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
Look at those manly hands. GROCE.
Ok but it’s last call for drinks and you’ve struck out with all the other HBBS

WWYD
post 1657219343 03-02-2022, 03:42 PM
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aware. yes i would give her the scha-business
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post 1657219493 03-02-2022, 03:45 PM
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She's not my favorite but I want to see them titties
post 1657219553 03-02-2022, 03:46 PM
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Tie a board to my ass and go deep into that navel.
post 1657219613 03-02-2022, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Friendster⏩
aware. yes i would give her the scha-business
You just mind shabusiness boyo
post 1657219633 03-02-2022, 03:47 PM
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Id have to be real drunk to be okay with that face
post 1657219893 03-02-2022, 03:52 PM
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She looks like she's built like a fridge .. no hourglass figure at all

Regardless I'd say thanks for the invite, but I'm heading to my GFs now to pound that pussy... Hope you find the right miscer and not a shrimp dick one
post 1657219923 03-02-2022, 03:52 PM
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I wouldn't lose my head.
post 1657219993 03-02-2022, 03:53 PM
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Ask her if she rents or owns her place. If she owns I'm not pulling out.
post 1657220023 03-02-2022, 03:54 PM
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Looks like these unspeakable things would beSpoiler!
out of this world
SUPERHOT SUPERHOT SUPERHOT SUPERHOT

If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.

SUPERHOT SUPERHOT SUPERHOT SUPERHOT
post 1657220203 03-02-2022, 03:57 PM
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Would let her choke me out
post 1657220343 03-02-2022, 04:00 PM
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I would hit it with the force of 10 incel miscers
post 1657220893 03-02-2022, 04:09 PM
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Kind of gal that would leave you in pieces
post 1657220943 03-02-2022, 04:10 PM
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I remember the first time a 4 hit on me
post 1657221083 03-02-2022, 04:12 PM
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Since this is a miscer bar I will assume it is biological male and smile at him say no thanks, pay my tab, then as I am heading home vow to never go to a miscer bar again (you know, a gay bar).
post 1657221133 03-02-2022, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Acal83⏩
I wouldn't lose my head.
LMAO stronk misc standards, buckethead

As if you wouldn’t break her off a piece of that dikk if she snapped you dis

Originally Posted By Tears⏩
I remember the first time a 4 hit on me
Yeah IIRC you ended up marrying him

Still batting out of your league tho
post 1657221183 03-02-2022, 04:14 PM
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too old
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post 1657221383 03-02-2022, 04:19 PM
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nah bro im sweet
post 1657221693 03-02-2022, 04:25 PM
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I'm keeping my head intact.

Hard pass.
post 1657221883 03-02-2022, 04:29 PM
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I fart into her beer
post 1657222033 03-02-2022, 04:32 PM
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Provided she isn't a man baby - rough anal if she's down for anything.

The kind where she's considering tapping out and using the safe word but she's in such a sheer state of blissful painful euphoria that she just keeps taking it like a champ.

The room fills with the smell of anus and I bust like an animal.
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post 1657222693 03-02-2022, 04:48 PM
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I'd probably smash if she approached but it's not worth an arm or a leg otherwise

Also

FL > PA
post 1657222803 03-02-2022, 04:50 PM
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What's the catch? There's always a catch
post 1657224033 03-02-2022, 05:13 PM
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I make sure to stop by Wally World on the way back to snag her a bucket for her post sex needs.
"So t
post 1657224873 03-02-2022, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
I make sure to stop by Wally World on the way back to snag her a bucket for her post sex needs.
Bring a bucket

And a mop

For this WAP
post 1657225053 03-02-2022, 05:26 PM
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ummm....wait to hear the voice.
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