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03-11-2022, 05:38 AM
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Originally Posted By NextPound⏩
Yeah gotta agree here. Sometimes she gets so off track she doesn’t even remember what the god damn point of the story was and I’m just bert staring herLOL.
In all seriousness she has a hard time telling stories. Needs to include every useless and unimportant detail - I think its partially a southern thing, but mostly a woman thing. It has come to the point where when I get annoyed enough I tell her to “land the plane.”
“LAND THE F’ING PLANE!!”
In all seriousness she has a hard time telling stories. Needs to include every useless and unimportant detail - I think its partially a southern thing, but mostly a woman thing. It has come to the point where when I get annoyed enough I tell her to “land the plane.”
“LAND THE F’ING PLANE!!”
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03-11-2022, 05:58 AM
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Not married
But when they start planning your days off work for you
Brb work 3 weeks straight with 18 hour shifts and finally get a day off
Wake up after your first 8 hours of sleep in forever and your phone immediately starts buzzing
Or they know when your day off is and plan some stupid shiit like visiting their fat parents or their friend's birthday
But when they start planning your days off work for you
Brb work 3 weeks straight with 18 hour shifts and finally get a day off
Wake up after your first 8 hours of sleep in forever and your phone immediately starts buzzing
Or they know when your day off is and plan some stupid shiit like visiting their fat parents or their friend's birthday
03-11-2022, 06:02 AM
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03-11-2022, 06:10 AM
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I wouldn't go so far as saying certain behaviours my wife engages indisgustme - that's a pretty potent emotion. Just the general semi-annoying behaviours here and there: leaving lights on, leaving plate on the table, forgetting to turn off my PS4 after watching TV, not charging the remote, things like that.
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03-11-2022, 06:13 AM
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Mine has to inspect every bite of steak, or whatever meat that may have fat on it, and cut it out leaving a pile of fat with meat attached to it. Works for me though I just eat it, that caramelized fat is good af
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03-11-2022, 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
You set boundaries. I am happy to do things for her in my downtime and for her to organise our social life, but she knows that I will take some alone time regardless if she plans it or notThat is what I see in my friends and acquaintances marriages. The wives plan everything and the husbands never get to just chill. The husbands are always assigned chores and errands and social obligations by the wife.
Genuinely cannot understand how those husbands can be happy. If someone planned out chores/errands/socializing to fill my free time I would be in absolute misery.
Genuinely cannot understand how those husbands can be happy. If someone planned out chores/errands/socializing to fill my free time I would be in absolute misery.
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03-11-2022, 06:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Zuggie⏩
Last line made me lol hard. Soo many similar things itt my girl does too, they’re grown children in so many ways srs.Never cleans the plate off before putting in the sink, says she'll do it when she is ready to wash the dishes. Literally food ends up going down the drain and clogs the sink couple times a month.
Just fuking clean the plates off and stack them, fuk that chit kills me.
As the other poster said, major clean once a week.. Instead if she cleaned little everyday, she wouldnt need one whole fuking day to clean..
Women are retarded plain and simple
Just fuking clean the plates off and stack them, fuk that chit kills me.
As the other poster said, major clean once a week.. Instead if she cleaned little everyday, she wouldnt need one whole fuking day to clean..
Women are retarded plain and simple
03-11-2022, 06:58 AM
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One and only thing….since my kid started walking, the wife will wear her robe around the house instead of uncovered. Before the kid was self mobile, it was panties and tight tank top or topless all morning and all evening. Now she covers up….annoys the fukk out of me. I was grabbing and squeezing on her all the time, now that she’s covered up, it’s meh.
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Fukk, after reading other responses ITT, I got nothing to complain about…Jesus fukkin Christ at you guys.
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Fukk, after reading other responses ITT, I got nothing to complain about…Jesus fukkin Christ at you guys.
03-11-2022, 07:16 AM
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LTR, but she cuts her food holding her knife like a pen. takes forever to eat because she can't cut chit properly. makes me rage. like unnecessary rage where i want to just flip the table over.
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Sucks other guys cocks not in front of me so i can fap.
srs though, the toilet paper and paper towel thing is an issue for me. Literally this morning had to replace an empty paper towel roll lol
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03-11-2022, 07:24 AM
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03-11-2022, 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted By menseks⏩
My wife is also LTC with a small appetite. It's almost insulting watching her eat when I'm cutting. I was built to be a fat fuking kunt. Never ending lardass appetite.LTR, but she cuts her food holding her knife like a pen. takes forever to eat because she can't cut chit properly. makes me rage. like unnecessary rage where i want to just flip the table over.
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03-11-2022, 08:01 AM
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Has 0 ability to be quiet, and not what you're thinking....like not constant interjecting herself into conversation, just everyday life chit
Like when she comes home, flies open the door as if being chased by a mob instead of just walking in casually
Slings whatever she is holding at that moment on to the closest object that will hold it. Groceries dropped on an antique hutch, sure why not...purse hung from a coat rack, perfect
Never just sits down, no no has to flop down like Stone Cold off the top rope and lands with a giant breath of air
Walks around the house as if there are nails sticking up in the floor that need stomped back down
I ever get into her car to go somewhere, radio volume somewhere in the 30s just outta fukkin nowhere as soon as you hit the ignition.
If ever we are in a real life version of the movie Quiet Place, I'd be the first dude made single on the planet
And it's my cross to bear as I couldnt imagine living my life with any other chick....but this is an airing of grievances thread
Like when she comes home, flies open the door as if being chased by a mob instead of just walking in casually
Slings whatever she is holding at that moment on to the closest object that will hold it. Groceries dropped on an antique hutch, sure why not...purse hung from a coat rack, perfect
Never just sits down, no no has to flop down like Stone Cold off the top rope and lands with a giant breath of air
Walks around the house as if there are nails sticking up in the floor that need stomped back down
I ever get into her car to go somewhere, radio volume somewhere in the 30s just outta fukkin nowhere as soon as you hit the ignition.
If ever we are in a real life version of the movie Quiet Place, I'd be the first dude made single on the planet
And it's my cross to bear as I couldnt imagine living my life with any other chick....but this is an airing of grievances thread
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03-11-2022, 08:04 AM
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Nothing really bothers me about her other than her not picking up after herself. I'm a fairly tidy person so it gets under my skin but gotta live with it. This isn't haram, I'm not going to beat her into submission.
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For those that have hoarding wives, I think this serves as a lesson to look at their apartment/house bedroom and bathroom to see their tendencies. I've lived around hoarders before and it's terrible. I hate a dirty house with a passion.
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03-11-2022, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted By thedarrenestes⏩
lmao....das not it brah. I love a quiet household.Has 0 ability to be quiet, and not what you're thinking....like not constant interjecting herself into conversation, just everyday life chit
Like when she comes home, flies open the door as if being chased by a mob instead of just walking in casually
Slings whatever she is holding at that moment on to the closest object that will hold it. Groceries dropped on an antique hutch, sure why not...purse hung from a coat rack, perfect
Never just sits down, no no has to flop down like Stone Cold off the top rope and lands with a giant breath of air
Walks around the house as if there are nails sticking up in the floor that need stomped back down
I ever get into her car to go somewhere, radio volume somewhere in the 30s just outta fukkin nowhere as soon as you hit the ignition.
If ever we are in a real life version of the movie Quiet Place, I'd be the first dude made single on the planet
And it's my cross to bear as I couldnt imagine living my life with any other chick....but this is an airing of grievances thread
Like when she comes home, flies open the door as if being chased by a mob instead of just walking in casually
Slings whatever she is holding at that moment on to the closest object that will hold it. Groceries dropped on an antique hutch, sure why not...purse hung from a coat rack, perfect
Never just sits down, no no has to flop down like Stone Cold off the top rope and lands with a giant breath of air
Walks around the house as if there are nails sticking up in the floor that need stomped back down
I ever get into her car to go somewhere, radio volume somewhere in the 30s just outta fukkin nowhere as soon as you hit the ignition.
If ever we are in a real life version of the movie Quiet Place, I'd be the first dude made single on the planet
And it's my cross to bear as I couldnt imagine living my life with any other chick....but this is an airing of grievances thread
The car situation is me 100%. I listen to music really loudly.
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*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
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03-11-2022, 09:57 AM
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03-11-2022, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted By MrCarrot⏩
The thing is, here's how it goes for me:
- You didn't do the dishes.
So next time I do the dishes.
- You didn't put the dishes away.
So next time I put the dishes away.
- You didn't wipe down the worktops.
So next time I wipe down the surfaces.
- You didn't dry the worktops afterwards.
So next time I dry the worktops afterwards.
- You didn't put the tea towel away.
So next time I put the tea towel away.
- You left a crumb or water stain on the worktops, or one of the dishes wasn't properly clean, etc, etc
So next time I do f--- all, because what is the point?
- You didn't do the dishes.
So next time I do the dishes.
- You didn't put the dishes away.
So next time I put the dishes away.
- You didn't wipe down the worktops.
So next time I wipe down the surfaces.
- You didn't dry the worktops afterwards.
So next time I dry the worktops afterwards.
- You didn't put the tea towel away.
So next time I put the tea towel away.
- You left a crumb or water stain on the worktops, or one of the dishes wasn't properly clean, etc, etc
So next time I do f--- all, because what is the point?
Originally Posted By MrCarrot⏩
Hard to know if she is being a perfectionist or if you just have different standards.She does most of the chores, but if I come home and make a mess of the kitchen she wants me to clean it up, which is understandable, but I don't see the need to make it 100% perfect seeing as it is going to get used again a few hours later, or the next day.
Have you considered adding another kitchen? His and hers?
Originally Posted By sandcar3⏩
I think your wife may have ADD [poor executive function]. Srs. Not saying you shouldn't have expectations, just spreading awareness. This gal is a pretty good source on that:- She'll need to leave the house at 8:00 AM so she sets an alarm on her phone for 7:58. Alarm goes off then she uses the bathroom, finds her shoes, finds her jacket, finds her car keys... ends up leaving at 8:15 and wonders why she is always late and rushing. Repeat the same scenario the very next day except I start getting everything ready at 7:45 when she will ask me why am I in such a hurry the alarm hasn't even gone off yet.
- Garbage can is full but she has more garbage, just piles it on top leaving a mess for me to clean up. When asked why she can't take out the garbage she replies because that's a mans job.
- Puts something in my car (like a birthday present before we go to a birthday party) before we leave the house so she doesn't forget it. Does not tell me, forgets she put it in my car and proceeds to tear the house up looking for it before we can leave. Decide to leave without it and find that "oh yeah I put it in the car last night so we wouldn't forget it!"
- Garbage can is full but she has more garbage, just piles it on top leaving a mess for me to clean up. When asked why she can't take out the garbage she replies because that's a mans job.
- Puts something in my car (like a birthday present before we go to a birthday party) before we leave the house so she doesn't forget it. Does not tell me, forgets she put it in my car and proceeds to tear the house up looking for it before we can leave. Decide to leave without it and find that "oh yeah I put it in the car last night so we wouldn't forget it!"
Originally Posted By batmanman⏩
Not married
But when they start planning your days off work for you
Brb work 3 weeks straight with 18 hour shifts and finally get a day off
Wake up after your first 8 hours of sleep in forever and your phone immediately starts buzzing
Or they know when your day off is and plan some stupid shiit like visiting their fat parents or their friend's birthday
But when they start planning your days off work for you
Brb work 3 weeks straight with 18 hour shifts and finally get a day off
Wake up after your first 8 hours of sleep in forever and your phone immediately starts buzzing
Or they know when your day off is and plan some stupid shiit like visiting their fat parents or their friend's birthday
Originally Posted By SUPERH0T⏩
Right? You can fix this one. Have a conversation. Ask her to check with you before committing your time.You set boundaries. I am happy to do things for her in my downtime and for her to organise our social life, but she knows that I will take some alone time regardless if she plans it or not
Originally Posted By EdwardTheGreat⏩
Can fix. Maybe not nekkid, but I bet you could get her into tank tops and boy shorts if you ask. At least until the kids are a bit older.One and only thing….since my kid started walking, the wife will wear her robe around the house instead of uncovered. Before the kid was self mobile, it was panties and tight tank top or topless all morning and all evening. Now she covers up….annoys the fukk out of me. I was grabbing and squeezing on her all the time, now that she’s covered up, it’s meh.
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Fukk, after reading other responses ITT, I got nothing to complain about…Jesus fukkin Christ at you guys.
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Fukk, after reading other responses ITT, I got nothing to complain about…Jesus fukkin Christ at you guys.
Originally Posted By thedarrenestes⏩
True love.Has 0 ability to be quiet, and not what you're thinking....like not constant interjecting herself into conversation, just everyday life chit
Like when she comes home, flies open the door as if being chased by a mob instead of just walking in casually
Slings whatever she is holding at that moment on to the closest object that will hold it. Groceries dropped on an antique hutch, sure why not...purse hung from a coat rack, perfect
Never just sits down, no no has to flop down like Stone Cold off the top rope and lands with a giant breath of air
Walks around the house as if there are nails sticking up in the floor that need stomped back down
I ever get into her car to go somewhere, radio volume somewhere in the 30s just outta fukkin nowhere as soon as you hit the ignition.
If ever we are in a real life version of the movie Quiet Place, I'd be the first dude made single on the planet
And it's my cross to bear as I couldnt imagine living my life with any other chick....but this is an airing of grievances thread
Like when she comes home, flies open the door as if being chased by a mob instead of just walking in casually
Slings whatever she is holding at that moment on to the closest object that will hold it. Groceries dropped on an antique hutch, sure why not...purse hung from a coat rack, perfect
Never just sits down, no no has to flop down like Stone Cold off the top rope and lands with a giant breath of air
Walks around the house as if there are nails sticking up in the floor that need stomped back down
I ever get into her car to go somewhere, radio volume somewhere in the 30s just outta fukkin nowhere as soon as you hit the ignition.
If ever we are in a real life version of the movie Quiet Place, I'd be the first dude made single on the planet
And it's my cross to bear as I couldnt imagine living my life with any other chick....but this is an airing of grievances thread
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03-11-2022, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
Have you considered motion sensing lights? I don't like them myself, but some do.Absolutely incapable at the genetic level of turning lights off.
Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
IMO hoarding is a spectrum.For some "hoarding" is having any possessions you won't for sure use within a year or less. Sometimes it isn't the amount of stuff, but the type of stuff that people don't mesh on. And there are different levels of "clutter tolerance".For those that have hoarding wives, I think this serves as a lesson to look at their apartment/house bedroom and bathroom to see their tendencies. I've lived around hoarders before and it's terrible. I hate a dirty house with a passion.
I don't like cluttered/dirty. But I keep more stuff than many people. I think I got that from my grandparents- all 4 were survivors of the Great Depression.
Am I a "first aid and toiletries" hoarder?
In a closet...
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[QUOTE=katya422 post_id=1657756143]Have you considered motion sensing lights? I don't like them myself, but some do.
[b]IMO hoarding is a spectrum.[/b]For some "hoarding" is having any possessions you won't for sure use within a year or less. Sometimes it isn't the amount of stuff, but the type of stuff that people don't mesh on. And there are different levels of "clutter tolerance".
I don't like cluttered/dirty. But I keep more stuff than many people. I think I got that from my grandparents- all 4 were survivors of the Great Depression.
Am I a "first aid and toiletries" hoarder?
In a closet...
[img]https://i.imgur.com/0Tb0luLm.jpg[/mg][/QUOTE]We still have a handful of old furniture that were hand-me-downs from college. Some of it is legit, i.e. solid wood coffee table that was built in the 70s and still looks great. We also have a couple bookcase/hutch things that we use in our living room and one in our son's room that also doubles as a dresser. It's way passed time to get rid of it and get him a proper dresser. But she can't get rid of it because it came from a family friend, over 20 years ago, from halfway across the country, because she might want it back.............................................. .....
[b]IMO hoarding is a spectrum.[/b]For some "hoarding" is having any possessions you won't for sure use within a year or less. Sometimes it isn't the amount of stuff, but the type of stuff that people don't mesh on. And there are different levels of "clutter tolerance".
I don't like cluttered/dirty. But I keep more stuff than many people. I think I got that from my grandparents- all 4 were survivors of the Great Depression.
Am I a "first aid and toiletries" hoarder?
In a closet...
[img]https://i.imgur.com/0Tb0luLm.jpg[/mg][/QUOTE]We still have a handful of old furniture that were hand-me-downs from college. Some of it is legit, i.e. solid wood coffee table that was built in the 70s and still looks great. We also have a couple bookcase/hutch things that we use in our living room and one in our son's room that also doubles as a dresser. It's way passed time to get rid of it and get him a proper dresser. But she can't get rid of it because it came from a family friend, over 20 years ago, from halfway across the country, because she might want it back.............................................. .....
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My wife moves **** around constantly.
The other day she moved my son's bedroom to another room for "reasons". When I asked, she gave a reason, but it made literally no sense to me, but was annoyed because even though I thought it was pointless, I knew she would be asking for my help in moving a bunch of heavy items.
A couple of days later I go to work and when I return everything was moved back into the original room, just rearranged slightly different from the previous setup. My mom also stopped by when I got home because she wanted to help/spend some time with the kid. She needed a diaper and a change of clothes for my son, so I go looking for them, and what do you know, I can't ****ing find them either because they all moved again and I have to go on another god damned scavenger hunt.
She also has no concept of how time works. We were planning to go over to her parent's house for dinner, but she said this was also a perfect time to stop by the clinic to get a drug screen needed for her new job, which is fine and all, except she knew the clinic closed at 3 pm and it was already 2:45 and the clinic was 25 minutes away according to Google maps and we haven't even left the house yet. She is rushing to try and get out of the house and I tell her it's pointless, we will never make it unless we could teleport there like in Star Trek. She says we still need to try, like wtf. After enough coercing she eventually concedes and we go straight to her parent's house.
Now we head back from her parent's house. It's already late and I have been urging my wife that we need to get the kid back home so we can put him to bed close to his normal schedule, but my wife decides to drop the idea of hitting up a 24-hour clinic to get her urinalysis. I ask her where this place is located and it's on the complete opposite side of the city from our house and would have been an hour detour at a minimum. I said no and that I am tired of ****ing up the kid's schedule because she has no time management or logistical skills. Plus I also wanted to get to bed at a decent time because I had a long day ahead of me the next day. She did her urinalysis the next day.
The other day she moved my son's bedroom to another room for "reasons". When I asked, she gave a reason, but it made literally no sense to me, but was annoyed because even though I thought it was pointless, I knew she would be asking for my help in moving a bunch of heavy items.
A couple of days later I go to work and when I return everything was moved back into the original room, just rearranged slightly different from the previous setup. My mom also stopped by when I got home because she wanted to help/spend some time with the kid. She needed a diaper and a change of clothes for my son, so I go looking for them, and what do you know, I can't ****ing find them either because they all moved again and I have to go on another god damned scavenger hunt.
She also has no concept of how time works. We were planning to go over to her parent's house for dinner, but she said this was also a perfect time to stop by the clinic to get a drug screen needed for her new job, which is fine and all, except she knew the clinic closed at 3 pm and it was already 2:45 and the clinic was 25 minutes away according to Google maps and we haven't even left the house yet. She is rushing to try and get out of the house and I tell her it's pointless, we will never make it unless we could teleport there like in Star Trek. She says we still need to try, like wtf. After enough coercing she eventually concedes and we go straight to her parent's house.
Now we head back from her parent's house. It's already late and I have been urging my wife that we need to get the kid back home so we can put him to bed close to his normal schedule, but my wife decides to drop the idea of hitting up a 24-hour clinic to get her urinalysis. I ask her where this place is located and it's on the complete opposite side of the city from our house and would have been an hour detour at a minimum. I said no and that I am tired of ****ing up the kid's schedule because she has no time management or logistical skills. Plus I also wanted to get to bed at a decent time because I had a long day ahead of me the next day. She did her urinalysis the next day.
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Sets like 25 alarms an hour before she will actually get up. She knows she won't get up, she will get up when she has 10 min every time, speed rush to bathroom, cause a chaotic scene of makeup, flat iron, brushes, etc.. So basically she just wakes me up for no reason. I tell her you basically cause me to lose 1 hour of sleep per day because you wont get up and know you won't. Still does it.
Second is part of one but the bathroom chaos, because she won't get up until 10 min until she has to leave. So I have timed myself cleaning up her mess and informed her if she would wake up like 48 seconds sooner she could clean it herself.
Third turns on the gas fire place, all lights, and tv (or every tv in the house) and then just goes to another room. Told her like 500 times to turn them off when leaving the room, still does it.
Second is part of one but the bathroom chaos, because she won't get up until 10 min until she has to leave. So I have timed myself cleaning up her mess and informed her if she would wake up like 48 seconds sooner she could clean it herself.
Third turns on the gas fire place, all lights, and tv (or every tv in the house) and then just goes to another room. Told her like 500 times to turn them off when leaving the room, still does it.
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The only issue I really had, which changed after sitting down and communicating with her, is that as soon as I’m done with work, I had no free time to myself to physically, mentally and emotionally unwind and let my brain just go into a sort of safe mode.
If your wife doesn’t let you have this personal time, at least an hour, to just fkin chill and shake the stress off.. you should speak up. Regardless if it’s labor work or an office desk job. Sooner or later you will begin having resentment.
If your wife doesn’t let you have this personal time, at least an hour, to just fkin chill and shake the stress off.. you should speak up. Regardless if it’s labor work or an office desk job. Sooner or later you will begin having resentment.
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My wife refuses to put full garbage bags into the garbage bin, even when it's totally full. She'll try to stuff more in there and leave it to me to take it out.
Wort ew in th wold.
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Speaking of hoarding, my wife and plastic grocery bags.
One day at our old house I got fed up of the grocery bags tucked in every corner of the pantry and under sink. I decided to pull them all out and count them to make a point. Don't remember the exact number but it was in the 300s.
I ask her what the fuk she needs all the bags for and she always has some excuse about taking them to store to recycle or using them for taking dog on walk. Dog hasn't been on 300 walks in its life.
Was actually able to break that habit up until covid when they stopped letting people bring their own bags. Didn't take long before the stockpile of plastic grocery bags were taking over my house again
One day at our old house I got fed up of the grocery bags tucked in every corner of the pantry and under sink. I decided to pull them all out and count them to make a point. Don't remember the exact number but it was in the 300s.
I ask her what the fuk she needs all the bags for and she always has some excuse about taking them to store to recycle or using them for taking dog on walk. Dog hasn't been on 300 walks in its life.
Was actually able to break that habit up until covid when they stopped letting people bring their own bags. Didn't take long before the stockpile of plastic grocery bags were taking over my house again
Ol' 71st street. The devil that birthed me.
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